you'd be horrified if you came back here--the city itself kicked out the poor, elderly, and minorities when it got rid of rent control in the mid-1990's. elsie's is long-gone and replaced by stuff like diesel jeans stores. victorians on brattle street can go for 13 million and inman, central and porter are all totally yuppified and nice now.

scorpion bowls.......they're the sketchiest legally kosher thing ever, nobody's ever not been binge-drinking when ordering one. can you imagine a couple on their first date politely enjoying one? nah, it's a bucket of red stuff, chunks of frozen pineapples and vodka from plastic bottles. i love asking what's in it from the waiters--it's invariably "we no give dat out---isssa secret formura".

and i just realized we've got two harvard grads to none i've heard of for adt--jeff, if you're reading this tell your advertisers you want more money, marketering firms will suck dick to reach us. somehow i'm guessing you're not worried about where your next meal is coming from being where you are and having the free time to be here. i'm convinced the core users here are assholes, but smarter than adt's.