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da---next time you're in town lets go break some vending machines in pennypacker, i'm exactly a decade behind you. i've got the same reluctance to say much about the place, since it's about as popular as suspicious crib-deaths online. plus, there are enough people whose major accomplishment in life is going there then reminding people of that fact at every single opportunitity that's presented to them and it's bad karma to even sound like them.

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Deal...you ever piss on John Harvard's Statue in the Yard? Ever Barf on the "T" as you made the journey to Porter Square in a drunken stupor, because Porter Square had the closest McDonalds???

They have vending machines in Pennypacker now?? I lived in Canaday as a frosh in the yard, then moved to Quincy house, where they had one (1) vending machine and it only worked if you used canadian coins....

I ate a lot at Elsie's Burger, The Tasty, and The Hong Kong (Scorpion Bowls cost me a shitload of money and about 75 places in my class rank). Don't know if you caught the news article but a couple of days ago, a story broke that Harvard hired a "Fun Czar" to spruce up student social life.....wtf?? If they had given me the job back then, there would have been no class of 1990 or 1991 or 1992.... .


** Note to porn producers....Someone produce a film that takes place on an Ivy League campus (Columbia might go for it) It can be titled something ridiculous like "Poison Ivy-League Fuckers" or "Nerds-A-Poppin-all-over-themselves"

I'll even contribute the first 10 grand to finance the flick, provided I can have dibs on the "script" (LOL wtf?).