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Although I live in Vegas, this was my first time going to the show. I have to say that I was disappointed. I thought that all the stars would be there each day signing. I learned that the hard way...I thought Jenna Jameson would be signing on Saturday, but she was only there from 10 to 12 (and it didn't even open up to the public until 12!) I also missed Briana Banks for the same reason. I thought Janine would be signing on that day, but she was there on Friday (and maybe today, I don't know). Chasey Lain (the main reason I went) didn't even show up...perhaps she was too upset about Brad and Jen's breakup. To me, it was just NOT worth the price of admission--I didn't even stay that long, because none of the girls really wanted to see were there. On the plus side, I did see plenty of non-porn hotties (got some digits), and as far as stars go, I saw Julia Ann (looking good enough to eat), Devon, Jesse Jane, Teagan, jessica drake, Stormy (I missed Devinn Lane, which was a bummer), Seka, Carmen Luvana and Savanna Samson. I saw many girls who I've seen before, but can't remember their names.
If I decide to go next time, I'll see if I can get a pass (instead of having to pay each day), or make sure I go on the day that all my favorites will be there.

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hi teagan....
any chance you will be doing any nude ballet for one of your films? since you're a dancer and all. please consider this! talk it over with the big cheeses at DP ok? it would be sooooooo hot!



thanks
love your sexy face
stay lovely forever!


~~MASAMUNE~~

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Finally someone with the same fetish I have! Actually I've already nominated Teagan for a dancer themed scene elsewhere on this forum, unfortunately there was no follow-up.

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i would also like to see nude ice skating...
maybe they can even fuck while skating!

BAck to Teagan. I really think this dancing idea is gold. its new, its different. please don't dismiss it

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You're my kind of guy! (Assuming you're a guy...).

I suddenly remember Hustler's Barely Legal, I think #9, where Scotti Andrews does a pretty professional looking dance audition before she gets nailed.

I would also love to see a girl soccer or field hockey team first play and than get fucked. They've got such cute outfits. Or tennis girls. But the sports or dancing action has to be real or it will kill the fantasy.

And I've seen nude gymnastics vids of the Romanian Olympic gymnasts Corina Ungureanu, Lavinia Milosovici and Claudia Presacan... pity they didn't also get fucked.

Well, I can always dream.

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Can one gape and dance at the same time?

Man, I like the Teagan dancing idea lots! About time someone took the paralanguage of modern dance and fused it with the foul physical 'language' of fucking.

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Can one gape and dance at the same time?

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Hey Teagen;


I saw her at the AVN EXPO and she was terrific! She was very nice!

I did give her a present!

It was a watch!

I hoped you liked it Teagen?

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I can imagine him asking the store clerk what he though a whore with a penchant for showing off her gaping asshole on film might like in a wrist watch.

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Perhaps something in a sleek and smooth design. We don't want any snags when it comes those anal fisting scenes.

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I can imagine him asking the store clerk what he though a whore with a penchant for showing off her gaping asshole on film might like in a wrist watch.

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Perhaps something in a sleek and smooth design. We don't want any snags when it comes those anal fisting scenes.

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ChickenMaster, picture it, then scour your brain and synapses with Lysol:

This guy goes out one day, with the expressed purpose of buying a porn chica he doesn't know a present. He's wracked by doubts. What should I get her? What would she like? What kind of gift says "ADT Poster/Dangerous Stalker"?

Then he hits upon it. Of course! A fucking wristwatch! Then, when I take my winter vacation from the post office to go to AEE, I can present her with it in person!

What I wouldn't give to see this guy, face aglow with the nimbus of the religious and the stupid, handing over this precious gift to his favorite porn starlet. With one simple request: Could you wear it one of your scenes? For me?

James, I don't think that's draconian enough to just make them pick up drycleaning. Frankly, efficiency in the American economy is on the skids and we would benefit greatly from a mobile force of industrial slaves. Some dumb bastards wanted universal suffrage, equal rights for all, blah blah blah, and this is the end result of it.

I feel the intense need to go take a shower in rock salt. Think I'll go do that, yes.

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ChickenMaster, picture it, then scour your brain and synapses with Lysol:

This guy goes out one day, with the expressed purpose of buying a porn chica he doesn't know a present. He's wracked by doubts. What should I get her? What would she like? What kind of gift says "ADT Poster/Dangerous Stalker"?

Then he hits upon it. Of course! A fucking wristwatch! Then, when I take my winter vacation from the post office to go to AEE, I can present her with it in person!

What I wouldn't give to see this guy, face aglow with the nimbus of the religious and the stupid, handing over this precious gift to his favorite porn starlet. With one simple request: Could you wear it one of your scenes? For me?

James, I don't think that's draconian enough to just make them pick up drycleaning. Frankly, efficiency in the American economy is on the skids and we would benefit greatly from a mobile force of industrial slaves. Some dumb bastards wanted universal suffrage, equal rights for all, blah blah blah, and this is the end result of it.

I feel the intense need to go take a shower in rock salt. Think I'll go do that, yes.

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fucking shitbitch, i've gotten 4 pms about going off on someone and the object of my venom hasn't replied. i feel popular, i never get pm's, but now i've gotta hold off and do it without the premeditated hype. i've got a feeling it's going to get deleted when the person cries about it
being a blatant going out with guns blazing move. i want it to be an enduring testament to petty hate, not buried unmarked in the growing adt graveyard. oh well....soon.....soon......

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-snip- people are stupid down there and civilization hasn't really progressed past pygmies, ricky martin, and brazilian trannies and child-killers anywhere there's no winter.

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This thread makes me all warm and tingly inside.Im going to go jerk off now.

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