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#79070 - 01/12/05 09:05 AM The Heartbreak of an ADT Poster
smiling arab Offline
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
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Although I live in Vegas, this was my first time going to the show. I have to say that I was disappointed. I thought that all the stars would be there each day signing. I learned that the hard way...I thought Jenna Jameson would be signing on Saturday, but she was only there from 10 to 12 (and it didn't even open up to the public until 12!) I also missed Briana Banks for the same reason. I thought Janine would be signing on that day, but she was there on Friday (and maybe today, I don't know). Chasey Lain (the main reason I went) didn't even show up...perhaps she was too upset about Brad and Jen's breakup. To me, it was just NOT worth the price of admission--I didn't even stay that long, because none of the girls really wanted to see were there. On the plus side, I did see plenty of non-porn hotties (got some digits), and as far as stars go, I saw Julia Ann (looking good enough to eat), Devon, Jesse Jane, Teagan, jessica drake, Stormy (I missed Devinn Lane, which was a bummer), Seka, Carmen Luvana and Savanna Samson. I saw many girls who I've seen before, but can't remember their names.
If I decide to go next time, I'll see if I can get a pass (instead of having to pay each day), or make sure I go on the day that all my favorites will be there.





"Got some digits"? It's good to see Scott Baio still is a model for some fucking miscreants.
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#79071 - 01/12/05 09:10 AM Re: The Heartbreak of an ADT Poster
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
In the name of Allah, most merciful... good heavens...

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hi teagan....
any chance you will be doing any nude ballet for one of your films? since you're a dancer and all. please consider this! talk it over with the big cheeses at DP ok? it would be sooooooo hot!



thanks
love your sexy face
stay lovely forever!


~~MASAMUNE~~


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#79072 - 01/12/05 09:12 AM Re: The Heartbreak of an ADT Poster
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Ignorance must be bliss.

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#79073 - 01/12/05 09:12 AM Re: The Heartbreak of an ADT Poster
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
i'm normally nice, but suddenly feel the urge to strip people this weak of voting rights and start making them pick up my dry cleaning.
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#79074 - 01/12/05 09:15 AM Re: The Heartbreak of an ADT Poster
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
All I can say is...

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Finally someone with the same fetish I have! Actually I've already nominated Teagan for a dancer themed scene elsewhere on this forum, unfortunately there was no follow-up.





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i would also like to see nude ice skating...
maybe they can even fuck while skating!

BAck to Teagan. I really think this dancing idea is gold. its new, its different. please don't dismiss it





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You're my kind of guy! (Assuming you're a guy...).

I suddenly remember Hustler's Barely Legal, I think #9, where Scotti Andrews does a pretty professional looking dance audition before she gets nailed.

I would also love to see a girl soccer or field hockey team first play and than get fucked. They've got such cute outfits. Or tennis girls. But the sports or dancing action has to be real or it will kill the fantasy.

And I've seen nude gymnastics vids of the Romanian Olympic gymnasts Corina Ungureanu, Lavinia Milosovici and Claudia Presacan... pity they didn't also get fucked.

Well, I can always dream.





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Can one gape and dance at the same time?

Man, I like the Teagan dancing idea lots! About time someone took the paralanguage of modern dance and fused it with the foul physical 'language' of fucking.





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#79075 - 01/12/05 09:18 AM Re: The Heartbreak of an ADT Poster
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Can one gape and dance at the same time?




Fucking, everyone needs to die!

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#79076 - 01/12/05 09:18 AM Re: The Heartbreak of an ADT Poster
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
This is it. This is the point where you can say that the man you knew as Smiling Arab became a shell of himself. Half-a-man.

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Hey Teagen;


I saw her at the AVN EXPO and she was terrific! She was very nice!

I did give her a present!

It was a watch!

I hoped you liked it Teagen?





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#79077 - 01/12/05 09:57 AM Re: The Heartbreak of an ADT Poster
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
ChickenMaster, picture it, then scour your brain and synapses with Lysol:

This guy goes out one day, with the expressed purpose of buying a porn chica he doesn't know a present. He's wracked by doubts. What should I get her? What would she like? What kind of gift says "ADT Poster/Dangerous Stalker"?

Then he hits upon it. Of course! A fucking wristwatch! Then, when I take my winter vacation from the post office to go to AEE, I can present her with it in person!

What I wouldn't give to see this guy, face aglow with the nimbus of the religious and the stupid, handing over this precious gift to his favorite porn starlet. With one simple request: Could you wear it one of your scenes? For me?

James, I don't think that's draconian enough to just make them pick up drycleaning. Frankly, efficiency in the American economy is on the skids and we would benefit greatly from a mobile force of industrial slaves. Some dumb bastards wanted universal suffrage, equal rights for all, blah blah blah, and this is the end result of it.

I feel the intense need to go take a shower in rock salt. Think I'll go do that, yes.
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#79078 - 01/12/05 10:02 AM Re: The Heartbreak of an ADT Poster
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
i'm getting banned soon, i've been trawling for the people i hate. it's basically a purification ritual, bridges need to be burned for me to feel ok. well, it's really more like the 14-year old girl who just got tits and braces off refusing to talk to her old friends, but cleansing fire seems painful. this is going to be pretty personal and vicious, stay tuned for hilarity!
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#79079 - 01/12/05 10:13 AM Re: The Heartbreak of an ADT Poster
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
You guys are a fucking laugh riot! I don't have the intestinal fortitude to make jokes about guys like Mr Watch, but I can sure as hell watch other people do it.
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#79080 - 01/12/05 10:22 AM Re: The Heartbreak of an ADT Poster
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
I can imagine him asking the store clerk what he thought a whore with a penchant for showing off her gaping asshole on film might like in a wrist watch.

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#79081 - 01/12/05 10:25 AM Re: The Heartbreak of an ADT Poster
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I can imagine him asking the store clerk what he though a whore with a penchant for showing off her gaping asshole on film might like in a wrist watch.




Perhaps something in a sleek and smooth design. We don't want any snags when it comes those anal fisting scenes.

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#79082 - 01/12/05 10:28 AM Re: The Heartbreak of an ADT Poster
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

Quote:

I can imagine him asking the store clerk what he though a whore with a penchant for showing off her gaping asshole on film might like in a wrist watch.




Perhaps something in a sleek and smooth design. We don't want any snags when it comes those anal fisting scenes.





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#79083 - 01/12/05 10:55 AM Re: The Heartbreak of an ADT Poster
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
arab, you think i'd stick to promises of dry-cleaning after i'd succeeded in disenfranchising them? hell, i won't even promise dumbpeople-free tuna. speaking of nets, i've got one laid for a guy who i may be the only person to deeply hate over there. whatever, i'll have fun, people will be horrified, stick up for him but never quite think of him the same way again, which is about the worst thing you can do to someone deeply and personally invested in their forum identity. it's like a favorite uncle getting arrested and let go for molestation charges-things won't ever be the same afterwards at the thanksgiving table no matter how hard he tries.
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#79084 - 01/12/05 11:42 AM Re: The Heartbreak of an ADT Poster
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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ChickenMaster, picture it, then scour your brain and synapses with Lysol:

This guy goes out one day, with the expressed purpose of buying a porn chica he doesn't know a present. He's wracked by doubts. What should I get her? What would she like? What kind of gift says "ADT Poster/Dangerous Stalker"?

Then he hits upon it. Of course! A fucking wristwatch! Then, when I take my winter vacation from the post office to go to AEE, I can present her with it in person!

What I wouldn't give to see this guy, face aglow with the nimbus of the religious and the stupid, handing over this precious gift to his favorite porn starlet. With one simple request: Could you wear it one of your scenes? For me?

James, I don't think that's draconian enough to just make them pick up drycleaning. Frankly, efficiency in the American economy is on the skids and we would benefit greatly from a mobile force of industrial slaves. Some dumb bastards wanted universal suffrage, equal rights for all, blah blah blah, and this is the end result of it.

I feel the intense need to go take a shower in rock salt. Think I'll go do that, yes.





Anyone remember the 1982 Teen Trash Movie "The Last American Virgin"? Remember how it ended, with the protagonist-dork spending his life savings on a ring for the 15 yr old Unecessarily-stupid-amoral-Bimbo he helped get an abortion after she was knocked up by another unecessarily-evil-horny-amoral-teenager who bailed on her, and the Dork goes to present the ring to her and confess his undying love, only to find the Bimbo Back in the arms of the Horny Teenager who got her pregnant? The paralells abound.....


<Sidebar> ADT sucks. ADT blows. ADT is as interesting as 3 AM QVC Infomercials on Carpet Cleaning.
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#79085 - 01/12/05 05:39 PM Re: The Heartbreak of an ADT Poster
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

ChickenMaster, picture it, then scour your brain and synapses with Lysol:

This guy goes out one day, with the expressed purpose of buying a porn chica he doesn't know a present. He's wracked by doubts. What should I get her? What would she like? What kind of gift says "ADT Poster/Dangerous Stalker"?

Then he hits upon it. Of course! A fucking wristwatch! Then, when I take my winter vacation from the post office to go to AEE, I can present her with it in person!

What I wouldn't give to see this guy, face aglow with the nimbus of the religious and the stupid, handing over this precious gift to his favorite porn starlet. With one simple request: Could you wear it one of your scenes? For me?

James, I don't think that's draconian enough to just make them pick up drycleaning. Frankly, efficiency in the American economy is on the skids and we would benefit greatly from a mobile force of industrial slaves. Some dumb bastards wanted universal suffrage, equal rights for all, blah blah blah, and this is the end result of it.

I feel the intense need to go take a shower in rock salt. Think I'll go do that, yes.






Holy shit i think i just heard something burst. I just know jeff is getting this thread printed onto wallpaper and covering his house with it.
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#79086 - 01/12/05 07:27 PM Re: The Heartbreak of an ADT Poster
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
fucking shitbitch, i've gotten 4 pms about going off on someone and the object of my venom hasn't replied. i feel popular, i never get pm's, but now i've gotta hold off and do it without the premeditated hype. i've got a feeling it's going to get deleted when the person cries about it being a blatant going out with guns blazing move. i want it to be an enduring testament to petty hate, not buried unmarked in the growing adt graveyard. oh well....soon.....soon......
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#79087 - 01/12/05 07:35 PM Re: The Heartbreak of an ADT Poster
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
I just clicked on the register to post on ADT and a spider leapt on my hand from behind my keyboard. I freaked out and flung it across my room and now I can't find it. I'm taking as a sign not to sign up. Fuck ADT, fuck it up it's stupid ass.

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#79088 - 01/12/05 08:08 PM Re: The Heartbreak of an ADT Poster
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
ADT is alright.
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#79089 - 01/12/05 09:02 PM Re: The Heartbreak of an ADT Poster
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
you're back in the room? i'd still be at home depot looking for the bug spray with the scariest stuff on the safety warnings. i have no idea why people live south of DC where it would have been a scorpion that walked across your keyboard, all the bugs are huge and venemous down there. which is why save for boryno and a few others, people are stupid down there and civilization hasn't really progressed past pygmies, ricky martin, and brazilian trannies and child-killers anywhere there's no winter.
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#79090 - 01/12/05 11:28 PM Re: The Heartbreak of an ADT Poster
Random Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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fucking shitbitch, i've gotten 4 pms about going off on someone and the object of my venom hasn't replied. i feel popular, i never get pm's, but now i've gotta hold off and do it without the premeditated hype. i've got a feeling it's going to get deleted when the person cries about it
being a blatant going out with guns blazing move. i want it to be an enduring testament to petty hate, not buried unmarked in the growing adt graveyard. oh well....soon.....soon......


Give a hint as to where your assault is taking place. I know you can't divulge too much, but I could use a good laugh.
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#79091 - 01/13/05 02:14 AM Re: The Heartbreak of an ADT Poster
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
lol, as garfield would say. or all he can say, but i'll make sure the cage gets the link when it happens-which it will. i'm going to wait for a situation where i can get a bunch of shots in rather than my initial desire to say something universally offensive and horrifying which they'll delete immediately and deprive me of some satisfaction.

simp, if you're reading this let me know how far you had to push to get accounts deleted. my contact info has been a ghost for a while so they can't warn me through that. do you think if i stayed away from the legally touchy subjects i could get more than one unprovoked and directed attack in?
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#79092 - 01/13/05 03:10 AM Re: The Heartbreak of an ADT Poster
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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-snip- people are stupid down there and civilization hasn't really progressed past pygmies, ricky martin, and brazilian trannies and child-killers anywhere there's no winter.




You're right, of course. Everyone else needs to KEEP OUT of the South!

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#79093 - 01/13/05 07:51 AM Re: The Heartbreak of an ADT Poster
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
This thread makes me all warm and tingly inside.Im going to go jerk off now.
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#79094 - 01/13/05 07:53 AM Re: The Heartbreak of an ADT Poster
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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This thread makes me all warm and tingly inside.Im going to go jerk off now.





is it cool if i watch?
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#79095 - 04/16/06 05:32 PM Re: The Heartbreak of an ADT Poster
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
good times

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#79096 - 09/11/06 08:50 AM Re: The Heartbreak of an ADT Poster
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Bump. Bought a whore a watch, timeless.

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