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Jenna is the Britney Spears of porn - a newcomer that was neither especially good looking nor particularly talented, but massively successful on the back of a slick marketing machine that hyped up her mediocre product enough to persuade the non-discerning masses to buy it.





I'll take Avril Lavigne and Michelle Branch over Britney and Christina Aguillera....

Just like I'd take Kami and Gen over Jenna J. and Teagan...

I also take Dunkin Donuts' Coffee over Starbucks...

...Rolling Rock Beer over Budweiser....

...and Monte Carlo over Vegas any friign day....
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