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#78991 - 02/02/05 05:43 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
TeaganPresley Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/07/04
Posts: 174
Then I will have to say that I won't be posting cause I don't want my friends thinking that I do coke. So, thank you.

Jenna-Thank you. You're very sweet. Don't worry I'm not getting swallowed up, I've just doing the home thing.(cooking & cleaning). I can't believe I'm doing it.

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#78992 - 02/02/05 05:47 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
Nosey Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/16/04
Posts: 85
Loc: Florida
nooo dont go teagan !! aww shucks !

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#78993 - 02/02/05 05:47 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Then I will have to say that I won't be posting cause I don't want my friends thinking that I do coke. So, thank you.

Jenna-Thank you. You're very sweet. Don't worry I'm not getting swallowed up, I've just doing the home thing.(cooking & cleaning). I can't believe I'm doing it.






you mean we will be deprived of the 2 posts a month of " no thats not true" and " my boyfriend is my business". First garfield now this, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, (sucks in air) WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. (monkey opens a desk draw, pulls out a a small mirror with a ready made line on it, grabs the rolled up dollar bill next to it, tightens its and snorts back hard through his left nostril)
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#78994 - 02/02/05 05:52 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Teagan post more
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#78995 - 02/02/05 05:55 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Teagan post more





Who cares, theres more chance of me banging the queen while having bush eat my ass then getting anything of interest from her. DP has her wired good, they are getting every cent worth out of their 60k.


Edited by smelly monkey (02/02/05 05:56 PM)
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#78996 - 02/02/05 05:58 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
you wait, it will work- she will post again
I thought that was the hypnotizing smiley
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#78997 - 02/02/05 05:59 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
Smelly Monkey Offline
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you wait, it will work- she will post again
I thought that was the hypnotizing smiley




Im sure she posts at adt cleetus so you won't miss out on what other interesting topics teagan will avoid over there.
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#78998 - 02/02/05 06:12 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
You mean adt isn't down
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#78999 - 02/02/05 08:03 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
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Yet Another Porn Industry Member Chased off of XXXPT. Score another one for the Monkey.

PS. If you look back you'll find that Monkey was remarkably soft on Teagan when she first posted, suspiciously infatu... I mean polite.
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#79000 - 02/02/05 08:22 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Yet Another Porn Industry Member Chased off of XXXPT. Score another one for the Monkey.

PS. If you look back you'll find that Monkey was remarkably soft on Teagan when she first posted, suspiciously infatu... I mean polite.






Time to make your daily call to tony about monkey, like he hasn't got other things to do, to be totally honest i don't give a flying fuck, in fact thats not true i in fact prefer teagan not to post, because she attracts fanboys to come here and its bad enough to deal with them when the porn star is interesting let alone having to deal with it when the pornstar has the personality of a piece of cardboard, why am i not shocked that paris hilton's ex boy friend is attracted to her, both are as interesting as a airplane safety manual. Maybe you haven't noticed but you have been a lot less of a freak since gen left, you no longer have to hate the same people she does to get her keyboard attention you watching baring turd.
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#79001 - 02/02/05 08:35 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Truth is teagan does do coke, i can understand her not wanting everyone to know but am i going to take it back because teagan asked me to like some fanboy, HELL NO. If she doesn't want people to write that she does coke then kick the fucking habit, if not then learn to deal with it when its written, you can't have your 60k and spend it to.


its not that big a deal anyways, its not like she is fucking dogs or using children to push drugs across the boarder, she just does some coke, big fucking deal.


Edited by smelly monkey (02/02/05 08:40 PM)
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#79002 - 02/02/05 09:02 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
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Loc: travieso capital management an...
how could anyone take umbrage with a pornstar doing some recreational drugs and keeping porn a little sleazy? when porn's not fueled by bolivian marching powdah and kept interesting by the mafia potentially committing arson to show jkp it's no longer interesting. paul fishbein's dream is my nightmare.
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#79003 - 02/02/05 09:13 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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Time to make your daily call to tony about monkey



The last time I talked to Tony about problematic Monkey Business was September 8.
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#79004 - 02/02/05 09:21 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
no means yes Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 01/26/05
Posts: 43
JENNA HAS BODYGUARDS CAUSE ITS COOL!!! AND WHEN I CAN AFFORD IT IAM GONNA GET ME SOME TOO.. OF COURSE NOT TO KEEP PEOPLE FROM TOUCHING ME BUT TO KEEP ME FROM HITTING THE MORONS THAT ASK "WHY DOES JENNA JAMESON HAVE A TEAM OF BODY GUARDS?" AND TEAGAN...WELLL I NEVER DID DRUGS WITH HER BUT ONE THING WE HAVE IN COMMON ...YEARS AGO I TOO WORKED FOR 60K A YEAR.. ACTUALLY MY 13 YEAR OLD VIETNAMESE HOUSE BOY DID ALL THE WORK, BUT FILIPINO DANCE PARTY WAS A HUGE HIT IN HE NETHERLANDS...SHOT GUN BLAST MONICA LOVES QHAUNG!!!!

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#79005 - 02/03/05 02:46 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
noahped Offline
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Registered: 02/01/05
Posts: 92
Loc: Right here
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Then I will have to say that I won't be posting cause I don't want my friends thinking that I do coke. So, thank you.

Jenna-Thank you. You're very sweet. Don't worry I'm not getting swallowed up, I've just doing the home thing.(cooking & cleaning). I can't believe I'm doing it.




Hi Teagan!

Wow, the year 2005 and a super beautiful girl is busy cooking and cleaning? I thought those days were over!
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#79006 - 02/03/05 03:14 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
sparky Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 02/01/05
Posts: 33
Would this be the same Teagan who was offered a contract by ClubJenna... booked to do a filmshoot... but then backed out (without telling anyone) in order to sign for DP...

'Offered a contract by ClubJenna and then backed out?' you say?
She must be on drugs...

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#79007 - 06/06/06 10:57 PM Bizzump!!! have2cit @ 3K
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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Maybe it's me with a British sense of humour. But isn't `touch her and die' a touch of comedy? Something you morons and rude bastards wouldn't understand if it hit you in the face, never mind the security guards! I've seen people push in on Jenna. And I've been trapped and almost crushed in my wheelchair. It's not all the time, no, but it can get very busy around Jenna. You guys love to focus on the outside of a person. Well, OK, Jenna is beautiful. But I feel sorry for those of you who feel the need to spend time exposing your ugly insides by being nasty to a woman who has given me so much time, love and friendship- and there's not a scratch on me...nor a domestic duty to perform.





There are no fanboys waiting to buy a whore a watch here. Or dying to download the latest Jenna Jameson "Moan Tones" for our cell phone. We don't like self delusional whores who claim to be actresses. Besides I thought the "Touch and Die" was referring to the STD's she carries?




Bizzup motherfukkin' h2c on 3,000 posts.

Shite, what would we potentially still be saddled with if this dude wasn't around? Smartt, Ryan Knox, Kyoto...the list goes on ad infinitum.

I believe.

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#79008 - 06/06/06 11:50 PM Re: Bizzump!!! have2cit @ 3K
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Bizzup motherfukkin' h2c on 3,000 posts.

Shite, what would we potentially still be saddled with if this dude wasn't around? Smartt, Ryan Knox, Kyoto...the list goes on ad infinitum.




Yeeeeessssssss, tribute!

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#79009 - 06/07/06 01:02 AM Re: Bizzump!!! have2cit @ 3K
Phlogiston Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Props to the man who drove Smartt to forum suicide. That was a public service, H2C.

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#79010 - 06/07/06 03:26 AM Re: Bizzump!!! have2cit @ 3K
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
His shotgun Avatar is the coolest... Blast away buddy....
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#79011 - 06/07/06 06:46 AM Re: Bizzump!!! have2cit @ 3K
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
3000 posts, I would like to thank all the human douche bags that have made this possible, smartt, ryan, jamie L bryan, and all of the rest of the lesser waistoids (you know who you are ) I have come into contact with on this board. When I began posting here a I was a moderate, open minded, live and let live type of guy, but have since come around to the belief that most people should be sterilized at birth. So thank you XXXPorntalk for enlightening me to mans true nature.

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