Quote:


(Pornstar Jeopardy)
Alex Trebek: "Da Burglar, select a category".

"Alex I will take -- WASHED UP OVERRATED DYSFUNCTIONAL WHORES WHO CRAVE MAINSTREAM ACCEPTANCE AND, OF COURSE, MONEY FOR BUYING LOTS OF HANDBAGS AND SHOES AT THE FORUM SHOPS -- for $800"

Alex Trebek: "The answer is... ZERO"

<Da Burglar Beeps>

Alex Trebek: Yes Da Burglar...

Da Burglar: "What is...the Number of times I have whacked off (or even thought of whacking off) To a Jenna Jameson Scene?"

Alex: You are Right!!!



That is funny. very funny.
As far as the "bodyguards" I hate to split hairs but.... they are bouncers.
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Pariah