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#78941 - 01/12/05 06:42 AM Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body guards?
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Anyone know why jenna has a team of body guards?. Thats just said, its more of a notice me thing then a security thing, unless swami found a way to reach her, i have to admit those heavy breathing phone calls he used to make to me at 3 in the morning freaked me out a little too.

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#78942 - 01/12/05 08:25 AM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
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It's obviously a status thing. Once you're the biggest porn star in the world, which we can never forget for a single second that she is, you need to act the part.

Dunno, I'm one of the .5% of the population for whom Jenna did nothing, ever. She was just another silicone blonde as far as I cared.
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#78943 - 01/12/05 08:51 AM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
zenman Offline
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Dunno, I'm one of the .5% of the population for whom Jenna did nothing, ever. She was just another silicone blonde as far as I cared.



I guess I'm in there too. There are tons of whores I think are better looking and more strokeable.


As for the bodyguards, it's all a bunch of porn whore drama. If those guys ever told me to clear out, I'd laugh in their faces.
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#78944 - 01/12/05 11:56 AM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
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Quote:



Dunno, I'm one of the .5% of the population for whom Jenna did nothing, ever. She was just another silicone blonde as far as I cared.



I guess I'm in there too. There are tons of whores I think are better looking and more strokeable.


As for the bodyguards, it's all a bunch of porn whore drama. If those guys ever told me to clear out, I'd laugh in their faces.






(Pornstar Jeopardy)
Alex Trebek: "Da Burglar, select a category".

"Alex I will take -- WASHED UP OVERRATED DYSFUNCTIONAL WHORES WHO CRAVE MAINSTREAM ACCEPTANCE AND, OF COURSE, MONEY FOR BUYING LOTS OF HANDBAGS AND SHOES AT THE FORUM SHOPS -- for $800"

Alex Trebek: "The answer is... ZERO"

<Da Burglar Beeps>

Alex Trebek: Yes Da Burglar...

Da Burglar: "What is...the Number of times I have whacked off (or even thought of whacking off) To a Jenna Jameson Scene?"

Alex: You are Right!!!
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#78945 - 01/12/05 01:34 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
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Da Burglar, I may be the only person who doesn't know your true life identity here, but you rock.

Actually, in light of my encounter with Mr. Watch, I have to reconsider my views. I'm thinking body armor would not necessarily be excessive.
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#78946 - 01/12/05 02:27 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
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First of all early scene Jenna was very cute and hot, kinda like Pamela Anderson before she went and screwed herself up IMO.
Second, you know that one guy is tough because he has the urban camo on
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#78947 - 01/12/05 05:34 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
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Da Burglar, I may be the only person who doesn't know your true life identity here, but you rock.





Gracias Arab, appreciate it Dude.

Actually my True Identity is shrouded in Anonymity, unknown even to myself.... At some point in the future I may out myself as to who I am and what I do exactly....you see, unlike Jenna J., I currently have mainstream acceptance, success and respectability but I am possibly looking to gain Porn Fame and Notoriety....or something like that.


For now, suffice it to say I own and run a Information Technology Consulting Firm based in San Jose, with a few clients in the Adult Industry.
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#78948 - 01/12/05 05:36 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
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Well im in the majority then, cause i liked jenna back when she had the puffy checks and no chin. Also known as the chinless jenna era.
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#78949 - 01/12/05 07:35 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
zenman Offline
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Oddly, I liked Jenny in her appearance in "Private Parts," arguably her only authentic one.
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#78950 - 01/12/05 08:54 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
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Anyone know why jenna has a team of body guards?.




I don't know who would want to get a piece of Jenna. Teagan maybe? Anyway here's a pic of "Clay" Jenna's "Bodygaurd" Please don't ask about the eyebrows, I don't know.


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Edited by c62 (01/12/05 08:55 PM)
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#78951 - 01/12/05 09:07 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
JRV Offline
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Anyway here's a pic of "Clay" Jenna's "Bodygaurd" Please don't ask about the eyebrows, I don't know.



Are Jenna's earrings as big as his? Do those earrings make him feel tough?
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#78952 - 01/12/05 09:18 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
pariah Offline
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(Pornstar Jeopardy)
Alex Trebek: "Da Burglar, select a category".

"Alex I will take -- WASHED UP OVERRATED DYSFUNCTIONAL WHORES WHO CRAVE MAINSTREAM ACCEPTANCE AND, OF COURSE, MONEY FOR BUYING LOTS OF HANDBAGS AND SHOES AT THE FORUM SHOPS -- for $800"

Alex Trebek: "The answer is... ZERO"

<Da Burglar Beeps>

Alex Trebek: Yes Da Burglar...

Da Burglar: "What is...the Number of times I have whacked off (or even thought of whacking off) To a Jenna Jameson Scene?"

Alex: You are Right!!!




That is funny. very funny.
As far as the "bodyguards" I hate to split hairs but.... they are bouncers.
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#78953 - 01/13/05 04:00 AM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
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OMG, did anybody tell Teagan!??? It's a pic of Jenna!!! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!

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#78954 - 01/13/05 11:13 AM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
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Dunno, I'm one of the .5% of the population for whom Jenna did nothing, ever. She was just another silicone blonde as far as I cared.



I remember seeing one of Jenna's very early performances from the mid 90s (I forget the title), it was strokable. She gave a good enthusiastic performance, although not the with the degree of nastiness I like. It was good but not remarkable. Things went rapidly downhill from then on. The more she porned up her looks the less attractive she became and her later performances never matched the energy of the early ones.

Jenna is the Britney Spears of porn - a newcomer that was neither especially good looking nor particularly talented, but massively successful on the back of a slick marketing machine that hyped up her mediocre product enough to persuade the non-discerning masses to buy it.
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#78955 - 01/13/05 11:25 AM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body guards?
Da Burglar Offline
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Doesn't this picture remind you of footages of assasinations or assaults that show frame by frame what happens.....


Jenna's expression looks like she's just spotted the gunman (or gun-bimbette in Teagan's case) and Jenna realizes that, although she is about to get shot and possibly die, her hair and outfit look like shit for this to be her final photo.

Meanwhile, judging by the expressions on their faces and their actions/body language, the 2 underpaid sycophants following behind her have this to say:

Underpaid Sycophant #1 (fat one on the far right): "Whoa, dude, is that a gun?"

Underpaid Sycophant #2 (In Sunglasses, Pointing): "Yeah....<giggles>."



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#78956 - 01/13/05 01:47 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body guards?
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Good one
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#78957 - 01/13/05 06:12 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body guards?
Da Burglar Offline
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Good one





For at least the last 5 years, EVERY first week of January has always been a constant reminder of why I never think about Jenna J. the other 51 weeks of the year.....


I dont hate Jenna J. , I just rebel against the pandering attention and fame she undeservedly gets....I Never fucking got what the big fucking deal was with this fucking girl!!???

I mean, if I was in a log cabin in ...Wyoming...and Jenna was there, would I fuck her...hell yeah!!!! But living between the Bay Area and LA (or any urban U.S. city with a population over 200,000 for that matter), Jenna J. is Wonderbread.
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#78958 - 01/13/05 07:41 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
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Jenna is the Britney Spears of porn - a newcomer that was neither especially good looking nor particularly talented, but massively successful on the back of a slick marketing machine that hyped up her mediocre product enough to persuade the non-discerning masses to buy it.






great comparison, im glad meliss didn't kill you.
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#78959 - 01/16/05 04:34 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
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Jenna is the Britney Spears of porn - a newcomer that was neither especially good looking nor particularly talented, but massively successful on the back of a slick marketing machine that hyped up her mediocre product enough to persuade the non-discerning masses to buy it.






I'll take Avril Lavigne and Michelle Branch over Britney and Christina Aguillera....

Just like I'd take Kami and Gen over Jenna J. and Teagan...

I also take Dunkin Donuts' Coffee over Starbucks...

...Rolling Rock Beer over Budweiser....

...and Monte Carlo over Vegas any friign day....
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#78960 - 01/16/05 06:52 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
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I'll take Avril Lavigne





Not only very unattractive, she looks all of 14. She is in dyer need of a kick to the head that girl.
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#78961 - 01/16/05 09:14 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
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Quote:

I'll take Avril Lavigne




Not only very unattractive, she looks all of 14. She is in dyer need of a kick to the head that girl.




I think she's cute, but she does need an attitude readjustment. The simp treatment would sort her out nicely.
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#78962 - 01/17/05 10:29 AM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
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I'm trembling. I'm really trembling.
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#78963 - 01/17/05 01:15 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
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Reposted for Zen.



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#78964 - 01/17/05 07:16 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
Da Burglar Offline
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Reposted for Zen.








Oh shit.....missed something.


Do/Does her security's t-shirts really read "Touch her and DIE"? Like the pic seems to strongly imply????

JENNA! You Plastic Fake No Good Retarded Bitch.......why aint I Dead now sweetie pumpkin pie-with-cheese-and-coolwhip????
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#78965 - 01/17/05 07:18 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Are you fucking serious?. The shit on that guy's shirt had to be made up and approved by jenna. Touch her and die, , give me a fucking break. Since when does using your face to catch cum class you as a superstar that the mere man can't touch, wasn't it less then a year ago that she was rubbing her crotch on any man with a $50 bill?. or was that $20?.
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#78966 - 01/17/05 07:19 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
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Da burglar beat me to it, damn you.
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#78967 - 01/17/05 07:39 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
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Da burglar beat me to it, damn you.





<Da Burglar offers Monkey some of his Frosted Lucky Charms>

Sorry Dude.....



Jenna J. is too easy of a target!
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#78968 - 01/17/05 07:44 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
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Sorry Dude.....



Jenna J. is too easy of a target!





I can't believe that she would get that put on her shirt. its weird that their job is just to pick fights with people, i mean people go to jail for picking fights but if you wear a shirt saying security and get paid $15 an hour you can fuck up anyone. Strange.
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#78969 - 01/17/05 07:46 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
JRV Offline
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wasn't it less then a year ago that she was rubbing her crotch on any man with a $50 bill?.



Yeah, but though it was only a year ago, she was like ten years younger then.
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#78970 - 01/18/05 07:42 AM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
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Do/Does her security's t-shirts really read "Touch her and DIE"?




I can beleive it, all the diseases the porn chics have. God only knows what she caught over the years. It's probably for our protection.
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#78971 - 02/01/05 05:17 AM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
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Maybe it's me with a British sense of humour. But isn't `touch her and die' a touch of comedy? Something you morons and rude bastards wouldn't understand if it hit you in the face, never mind the security guards! I've seen people push in on Jenna. And I've been trapped and almost crushed in my wheelchair. It's not all the time, no, but it can get very busy around Jenna. You guys love to focus on the outside of a person. Well, OK, Jenna is beautiful. But I feel sorry for those of you who feel the need to spend time exposing your ugly insides by being nasty to a woman who has given me so much time, love and friendship- and there's not a scratch on me...nor a domestic duty to perform.


Edited by firewall (02/01/05 05:32 AM)

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#78972 - 02/01/05 06:01 AM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
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Maybe it's me with a British sense of humour. But isn't `touch her and die' a touch of comedy? Something you morons and rude bastards wouldn't understand if it hit you in the face, never mind the security guards! I've seen people push in on Jenna. And I've been trapped and almost crushed in my wheelchair. It's not all the time, no, but it can get very busy around Jenna. You guys love to focus on the outside of a person. Well, OK, Jenna is beautiful. But I feel sorry for those of you who feel the need to spend time exposing your ugly insides by being nasty to a woman who has given me so much time, love and friendship- and there's not a scratch on me...nor a domestic duty to perform.





There are no fanboys waiting to buy a whore a watch here. Or dying to download the latest Jenna Jameson "Moan Tones" for our cell phone. We don't like self delusional whores who claim to be actresses. Besides I thought the "Touch and Die" was referring to the STD's she carries?

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#78973 - 02/01/05 07:01 AM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
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LOL

I've never claimed to be an actress...
I like to fuck.... simple as that...

JJ

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#78974 - 02/01/05 07:36 AM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
Random Offline
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I like to fuck.... simple as that...

JJ


This is very true. To say the time we spent together was magical would be a gross understatement. She deserves so much better, yet words of this magnitude are but a few, and I don't think they could even truly illustrate the heat that was displayed during our encounter.

This was a night for the ages. Dance and drink at Sanctuary. A fast cruise up Camelback in her Lambo. Sex on the hood of said car with a mighty desert wind blowing around our sweaty, entangled bodies.

Great times. One I'll cherish for at least another week.
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#78975 - 02/01/05 07:41 AM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
have2cit Offline
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LOL

I've never claimed to be an actress...
I like to fuck.... simple as that...

JJ




First you're not really Jenna Jameson. Second she does call herself a "performer" isn't that just another dodge around the word whore?

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#78976 - 02/01/05 07:59 AM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
Jenna Jameson Offline
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Performer is different than actress, now isn't it?

Who cares about the label?

Get off my back, freak...

JJ

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#78977 - 02/01/05 08:06 AM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
have2cit Offline
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Quote:

Performer is different than actress, now isn't it?

Who cares about the label?

Get off my back, freak...

JJ




But you're not really her. Jesus what a vivid fantasy life.

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#78978 - 02/01/05 08:31 AM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
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from jessica darling's outbursts


I always looked up to Jenna Jameson. She had me fooled for years. I heard her on that human pat himself on the back machine-O’rielly. He asked her what the difference was between a prostitute and a Porn Star was?

Me personally-I would’ve said have you ever asked a prostitute for her autograph? Back to Jenna though-Her answer blew me away. She actually muttered the words “We’re not trying to satisfy each other”. Not a pure quote but in no simple terms she explained that the art of the script/picture was her motivation. She believes that the fast forward button is for the sex scenes and the play button is for the dialogue. She fucking said we aren’t trying to get each other off! WHAT? Can you fucking imagine the guilt I mentioned if I went by her words. That means I learn some retarded script (That’ll I’ll stutter over and fuck up) and use the words in it to spread my ass cheeks. His cock stuffed into my ass and I’m thinking “girl you have to get through this because you have some important dialogue to dish soon” WHAT?
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#78979 - 02/01/05 08:52 AM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
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Poor Jessica Darling... she must be off the meds.
Let me just explain something, when I do a scene, I am not looking to please my co star, I am pleasing myself. I know that is hard for some of you losers to swallow, but it is reality.
Jessica should stick to getting defiled and try not to clutter her little mind with the likes of Bill O'Reilly.


JJ

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#78980 - 02/01/05 09:05 AM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
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i'll give you she's a cantidate for institutionaization and knows the least amount world history and every tv journalist is a fraud, but i still think you may be lurid 2.0
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#78981 - 02/01/05 11:06 AM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
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Turns out this is really jenna, go figure, have2 chill out we all joke around with porn stars here but no need to go out of your way to be malicious about it. To be honest at the risk of sounding like a fanboy she has a lot of guts to even respond to it. What happened with teagan?, she said that you were pissed that she backed out from your contract offer to sign with DP, shes a coke fiend now, you heard?.
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#78982 - 02/01/05 11:11 AM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
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I haven't heard about the coke thing... But, she did back out of the contract I offered her.
She is a cool chick, I just hope she doesn't get swallowed up.

JJ

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#78983 - 02/01/05 11:12 AM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
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Quote:

What happened with teagan?, she said that you were pissed that she backed out from your contract offer to sign with DP, shes a coke fiend now, you heard?.




Gotta say I like Teagan but how do you pass up the chance to be the protege of a Jenna Jameson???


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#78984 - 02/01/05 11:17 AM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
kyoto Offline
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Loc: IL
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Turns out this is really jenna, go figure, have2 chill out we all joke around with porn stars here but no need to go out of your way to be malicious about it. To be honest at the risk of sounding like a fanboy she has a lot of guts to even respond to it. What happened with teagan?, she said that you were pissed that she backed out from your contract offer to sign with DP, shes a coke fiend now, you heard?.




true colors revealed. monkey = backpedaling ass-kisser

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#78985 - 02/01/05 11:19 AM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
12345 Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 02/01/05
Posts: 32
Kyoto is pulling out all the stops today. One of your cats die or just brooding about wartime germany?

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#78986 - 02/01/05 11:21 AM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Turns out this is really jenna, go figure, have2 chill out we all joke around with porn stars here but no need to go out of your way to be malicious about it. To be honest at the risk of sounding like a fanboy she has a lot of guts to even respond to it. What happened with teagan?, she said that you were pissed that she backed out from your contract offer to sign with DP, shes a coke fiend now, you heard?.




I gave her her props, you need to read all the posts before you respond. Although thats been difficult lately.

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#78987 - 02/01/05 11:26 AM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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true colors revealed. monkey = backpedaling ass-kisser





LOL, kyoto i kiss your ass too, my lips can make up a lot of ground.
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#78988 - 02/01/05 07:07 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
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Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
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true colors revealed. monkey = backpedaling ass-kisser




There's been a lot of that lately, since we realized it really was jenna. We've been burned a few times before.
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#78989 - 02/02/05 05:32 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
TeaganPresley Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/07/04
Posts: 174
Please stop posting monkey that I am a coke fiend. Because it is a false statement & I have some of my friends from school that look on these message boards & they always call me & ask me if its true or not what they read here. Thank you. I greatly appreciate it.

xoxo

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#78990 - 02/02/05 05:33 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Please stop posting monkey that I am a coke fiend. Because it is a false statement & I have some of my friends from school that look on these message boards & they always call me & ask me if its true or not what they read here. Thank you. I greatly appreciate it.

xoxo





I can't lie.
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