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Dunno, I'm one of the .5% of the population for whom Jenna did nothing, ever. She was just another silicone blonde as far as I cared.

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I guess I'm in there too. There are tons of whores I think are better looking and more strokeable.


As for the bodyguards, it's all a bunch of porn whore drama. If those guys ever told me to clear out, I'd laugh in their faces.

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(Pornstar Jeopardy)
Alex Trebek: "Da Burglar, select a category".

"Alex I will take -- WASHED UP OVERRATED DYSFUNCTIONAL WHORES WHO CRAVE MAINSTREAM ACCEPTANCE AND, OF COURSE, MONEY FOR BUYING LOTS OF HANDBAGS AND SHOES AT THE FORUM SHOPS -- for $800"

Alex Trebek: "The answer is... ZERO"

<Da Burglar Beeps>

Alex Trebek: Yes Da Burglar...

Da Burglar: "What is...the Number of times I have whacked off (or even thought of whacking off) To a Jenna Jameson Scene?"

Alex: You are Right!!!