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#78941 - 01/12/05 06:42 AM Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body guards?
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Anyone know why jenna has a team of body guards?. Thats just said, its more of a notice me thing then a security thing, unless swami found a way to reach her, i have to admit those heavy breathing phone calls he used to make to me at 3 in the morning freaked me out a little too. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#78942 - 01/12/05 08:25 AM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
smiling arab Human Garbage Registered: 02/12/04 Posts: 1683	It's obviously a status thing. Once you're the biggest porn star in the world, which we can never forget for a single second that she is, you need to act the part. Dunno, I'm one of the .5% of the population for whom Jenna did nothing, ever. She was just another silicone blonde as far as I cared. _________________________
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#78943 - 01/12/05 08:51 AM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Quote: Dunno, I'm one of the .5% of the population for whom Jenna did nothing, ever. She was just another silicone blonde as far as I cared. I guess I'm in there too. There are tons of whores I think are better looking and more strokeable. As for the bodyguards, it's all a bunch of porn whore drama. If those guys ever told me to clear out, I'd laugh in their faces. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#78944 - 01/12/05 11:56 AM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: Quote: Dunno, I'm one of the .5% of the population for whom Jenna did nothing, ever. She was just another silicone blonde as far as I cared. I guess I'm in there too. There are tons of whores I think are better looking and more strokeable. As for the bodyguards, it's all a bunch of porn whore drama. If those guys ever told me to clear out, I'd laugh in their faces. (Pornstar Jeopardy) Alex Trebek: "Da Burglar, select a category". "Alex I will take -- WASHED UP OVERRATED DYSFUNCTIONAL WHORES WHO CRAVE MAINSTREAM ACCEPTANCE AND, OF COURSE, MONEY FOR BUYING LOTS OF HANDBAGS AND SHOES AT THE FORUM SHOPS -- for $800" Alex Trebek: "The answer is... ZERO" <Da Burglar Beeps> Alex Trebek: Yes Da Burglar... Da Burglar: "What is...the Number of times I have whacked off (or even thought of whacking off) To a Jenna Jameson Scene?" Alex: You are Right!!! _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#78945 - 01/12/05 01:34 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
smiling arab Human Garbage Registered: 02/12/04 Posts: 1683	Da Burglar, I may be the only person who doesn't know your true life identity here, but you rock. Actually, in light of my encounter with Mr. Watch, I have to reconsider my views. I'm thinking body armor would not necessarily be excessive. _________________________
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#78946 - 01/12/05 02:27 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	First of all early scene Jenna was very cute and hot, kinda like Pamela Anderson before she went and screwed herself up IMO. Second, you know that one guy is tough because he has the urban camo on _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#78947 - 01/12/05 05:34 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: Da Burglar, I may be the only person who doesn't know your true life identity here, but you rock. Gracias Arab, appreciate it Dude. Actually my True Identity is shrouded in Anonymity, unknown even to myself.... At some point in the future I may out myself as to who I am and what I do exactly....you see, unlike Jenna J., I currently have mainstream acceptance, success and respectability but I am possibly looking to gain Porn Fame and Notoriety....or something like that. For now, suffice it to say I own and run a Information Technology Consulting Firm based in San Jose, with a few clients in the Adult Industry. _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#78948 - 01/12/05 05:36 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Well im in the majority then, cause i liked jenna back when she had the puffy checks and no chin. Also known as the chinless jenna era. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#78949 - 01/12/05 07:35 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Oddly, I liked Jenny in her appearance in "Private Parts," arguably her only authentic one. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#78950 - 01/12/05 08:54 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
c62 Human Garbage Registered: 07/05/04 Posts: 1545 Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...	Quote: Anyone know why jenna has a team of body guards?. I don't know who would want to get a piece of Jenna. Teagan maybe? Anyway here's a pic of "Clay" Jenna's "Bodygaurd" Please don't ask about the eyebrows, I don't know. Attachments 73501-Clay2c.jpg (7 downloads) Edited by c62 (01/12/05 08:55 PM) _________________________ If cum was concrete, Quasarman would have a four lane freeway going down his throat. - pariah
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#78951 - 01/12/05 09:07 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
JRV Porn Jesus Registered: 08/03/03 Posts: 5849 Loc: TX, USA	Quote: Anyway here's a pic of "Clay" Jenna's "Bodygaurd" Please don't ask about the eyebrows, I don't know. Are Jenna's earrings as big as his? Do those earrings make him feel tough? _________________________ "If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock
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#78952 - 01/12/05 09:18 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
pariah AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 05/05/04 Posts: 446 Loc: Los Angeles	Quote: (Pornstar Jeopardy) Alex Trebek: "Da Burglar, select a category". "Alex I will take -- WASHED UP OVERRATED DYSFUNCTIONAL WHORES WHO CRAVE MAINSTREAM ACCEPTANCE AND, OF COURSE, MONEY FOR BUYING LOTS OF HANDBAGS AND SHOES AT THE FORUM SHOPS -- for $800" Alex Trebek: "The answer is... ZERO" <Da Burglar Beeps> Alex Trebek: Yes Da Burglar... Da Burglar: "What is...the Number of times I have whacked off (or even thought of whacking off) To a Jenna Jameson Scene?" Alex: You are Right!!! That is funny. very funny. As far as the "bodyguards" I hate to split hairs but.... they are bouncers. _________________________ Pariah
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#78953 - 01/13/05 04:00 AM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
Toelicker Porn Fucking Master Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 3899 Loc: CO Springs	OMG, did anybody tell Teagan!??? It's a pic of Jenna!!! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!! _________________________ you mean my days having fun while being fundamentally superior to you? - Jamesn
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#78954 - 01/13/05 11:13 AM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
Ivor Biggun Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 10/09/04 Posts: 1176	Quote: Dunno, I'm one of the .5% of the population for whom Jenna did nothing, ever. She was just another silicone blonde as far as I cared. I remember seeing one of Jenna's very early performances from the mid 90s (I forget the title), it was strokable. She gave a good enthusiastic performance, although not the with the degree of nastiness I like. It was good but not remarkable. Things went rapidly downhill from then on. The more she porned up her looks the less attractive she became and her later performances never matched the energy of the early ones. Jenna is the Britney Spears of porn - a newcomer that was neither especially good looking nor particularly talented, but massively successful on the back of a slick marketing machine that hyped up her mediocre product enough to persuade the non-discerning masses to buy it. _________________________ "If I were a guy, not swallowing would be a deal breaker. So what if you cook and clean? I can get a maid for that." - Gia Jordan
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#78955 - 01/13/05 11:25 AM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body guards?
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Doesn't this picture remind you of footages of assasinations or assaults that show frame by frame what happens..... Jenna's expression looks like she's just spotted the gunman (or gun-bimbette in Teagan's case) and Jenna realizes that, although she is about to get shot and possibly die, her hair and outfit look like shit for this to be her final photo. Meanwhile, judging by the expressions on their faces and their actions/body language, the 2 underpaid sycophants following behind her have this to say: Underpaid Sycophant #1 (fat one on the far right): "Whoa, dude, is that a gun?" Underpaid Sycophant #2 (In Sunglasses, Pointing): "Yeah....<giggles>." _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#78956 - 01/13/05 01:47 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body guards?
Cerberus Whoremaster Registered: 07/23/04 Posts: 2723 Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...	Good one _________________________ '' Women are not people, they are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment.'' Peter Griffin
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#78957 - 01/13/05 06:12 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body guards?
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: Good one For at least the last 5 years, EVERY first week of January has always been a constant reminder of why I never think about Jenna J. the other 51 weeks of the year..... I dont hate Jenna J. , I just rebel against the pandering attention and fame she undeservedly gets....I Never fucking got what the big fucking deal was with this fucking girl!!??? I mean, if I was in a log cabin in ...Wyoming...and Jenna was there, would I fuck her...hell yeah!!!! But living between the Bay Area and LA (or any urban U.S. city with a population over 200,000 for that matter), Jenna J. is Wonderbread. _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#78958 - 01/13/05 07:41 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Jenna is the Britney Spears of porn - a newcomer that was neither especially good looking nor particularly talented, but massively successful on the back of a slick marketing machine that hyped up her mediocre product enough to persuade the non-discerning masses to buy it. great comparison, im glad meliss didn't kill you. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#78959 - 01/16/05 04:34 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: Jenna is the Britney Spears of porn - a newcomer that was neither especially good looking nor particularly talented, but massively successful on the back of a slick marketing machine that hyped up her mediocre product enough to persuade the non-discerning masses to buy it. I'll take Avril Lavigne and Michelle Branch over Britney and Christina Aguillera.... Just like I'd take Kami and Gen over Jenna J. and Teagan... I also take Dunkin Donuts' Coffee over Starbucks... ...Rolling Rock Beer over Budweiser.... ...and Monte Carlo over Vegas any friign day.... _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#78960 - 01/16/05 06:52 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: I'll take Avril Lavigne Not only very unattractive, she looks all of 14. She is in dyer need of a kick to the head that girl. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#78961 - 01/16/05 09:14 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
Ivor Biggun Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 10/09/04 Posts: 1176	Quote: Quote: I'll take Avril Lavigne Not only very unattractive, she looks all of 14. She is in dyer need of a kick to the head that girl. I think she's cute, but she does need an attitude readjustment. The simp treatment would sort her out nicely. _________________________ "If I were a guy, not swallowing would be a deal breaker. So what if you cook and clean? I can get a maid for that." - Gia Jordan
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#78962 - 01/17/05 10:29 AM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	I'm trembling. I'm really trembling. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#78963 - 01/17/05 01:15 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
ChickenMaster Demon Spawn Registered: 07/07/04 Posts: 3178	Reposted for Zen. Attachments 74238-jennajameson0wp.jpg (6 downloads)
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#78964 - 01/17/05 07:16 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: Reposted for Zen. Oh shit.....missed something. Do/Does her security's t-shirts really read "Touch her and DIE"? Like the pic seems to strongly imply???? JENNA! You Plastic Fake No Good Retarded Bitch.......why aint I Dead now sweetie pumpkin pie-with-cheese-and-coolwhip???? _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#78965 - 01/17/05 07:18 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Are you fucking serious?. The shit on that guy's shirt had to be made up and approved by jenna. Touch her and die, , give me a fucking break. Since when does using your face to catch cum class you as a superstar that the mere man can't touch, wasn't it less then a year ago that she was rubbing her crotch on any man with a $50 bill?. or was that $20?. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#78966 - 01/17/05 07:19 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Da burglar beat me to it, damn you. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#78967 - 01/17/05 07:39 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: Da burglar beat me to it, damn you. <Da Burglar offers Monkey some of his Frosted Lucky Charms> Sorry Dude..... Jenna J. is too easy of a target! _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#78968 - 01/17/05 07:44 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Sorry Dude..... Jenna J. is too easy of a target! I can't believe that she would get that put on her shirt. its weird that their job is just to pick fights with people, i mean people go to jail for picking fights but if you wear a shirt saying security and get paid $15 an hour you can fuck up anyone. Strange. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#78969 - 01/17/05 07:46 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
JRV Porn Jesus Registered: 08/03/03 Posts: 5849 Loc: TX, USA	Quote: wasn't it less then a year ago that she was rubbing her crotch on any man with a $50 bill?. Yeah, but though it was only a year ago, she was like ten years younger then. _________________________ "If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock
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#78970 - 01/18/05 07:42 AM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
c62 Human Garbage Registered: 07/05/04 Posts: 1545 Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...	Quote: Do/Does her security's t-shirts really read "Touch her and DIE"? I can beleive it, all the diseases the porn chics have. God only knows what she caught over the years. It's probably for our protection. _________________________ If cum was concrete, Quasarman would have a four lane freeway going down his throat. - pariah
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#78971 - 02/01/05 05:17 AM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
firewall Ed Hardy Wearing Loser Registered: 01/31/05 Posts: 38	Maybe it's me with a British sense of humour. But isn't `touch her and die' a touch of comedy? Something you morons and rude bastards wouldn't understand if it hit you in the face, never mind the security guards! I've seen people push in on Jenna. And I've been trapped and almost crushed in my wheelchair. It's not all the time, no, but it can get very busy around Jenna. You guys love to focus on the outside of a person. Well, OK, Jenna is beautiful. But I feel sorry for those of you who feel the need to spend time exposing your ugly insides by being nasty to a woman who has given me so much time, love and friendship- and there's not a scratch on me...nor a domestic duty to perform. Edited by firewall (02/01/05 05:32 AM)
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#78972 - 02/01/05 06:01 AM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Quote: Maybe it's me with a British sense of humour. But isn't `touch her and die' a touch of comedy? Something you morons and rude bastards wouldn't understand if it hit you in the face, never mind the security guards! I've seen people push in on Jenna. And I've been trapped and almost crushed in my wheelchair. It's not all the time, no, but it can get very busy around Jenna. You guys love to focus on the outside of a person. Well, OK, Jenna is beautiful. But I feel sorry for those of you who feel the need to spend time exposing your ugly insides by being nasty to a woman who has given me so much time, love and friendship- and there's not a scratch on me...nor a domestic duty to perform. There are no fanboys waiting to buy a whore a watch here. Or dying to download the latest Jenna Jameson "Moan Tones" for our cell phone. We don't like self delusional whores who claim to be actresses. Besides I thought the "Touch and Die" was referring to the STD's she carries?
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#78973 - 02/01/05 07:01 AM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
Jenna Jameson Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 01/31/05 Posts: 128	LOL I've never claimed to be an actress... I like to fuck.... simple as that... JJ
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#78974 - 02/01/05 07:36 AM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
Random Sex Slave Trader Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 1342	Quote: I like to fuck.... simple as that... JJ This is very true. To say the time we spent together was magical would be a gross understatement. She deserves so much better, yet words of this magnitude are but a few, and I don't think they could even truly illustrate the heat that was displayed during our encounter. This was a night for the ages. Dance and drink at Sanctuary. A fast cruise up Camelback in her Lambo. Sex on the hood of said car with a mighty desert wind blowing around our sweaty, entangled bodies. Great times. One I'll cherish for at least another week. _________________________ "Bornyo sleeps under a bearskin that he killed and skinned when he was 5. He just stared the thing dead with mind bullets." - Floofin
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#78975 - 02/01/05 07:41 AM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Quote: LOL I've never claimed to be an actress... I like to fuck.... simple as that... JJ First you're not really Jenna Jameson. Second she does call herself a "performer" isn't that just another dodge around the word whore?
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#78976 - 02/01/05 07:59 AM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
Jenna Jameson Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 01/31/05 Posts: 128	Performer is different than actress, now isn't it? Who cares about the label? Get off my back, freak... JJ
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#78977 - 02/01/05 08:06 AM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Quote: Performer is different than actress, now isn't it? Who cares about the label? Get off my back, freak... JJ But you're not really her. Jesus what a vivid fantasy life.
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#78978 - 02/01/05 08:31 AM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	from jessica darling's outbursts I always looked up to Jenna Jameson. She had me fooled for years. I heard her on that human pat himself on the back machine-Oâ€™rielly. He asked her what the difference was between a prostitute and a Porn Star was? Me personally-I wouldâ€™ve said have you ever asked a prostitute for her autograph? Back to Jenna though-Her answer blew me away. She actually muttered the words â€œWeâ€™re not trying to satisfy each otherâ€. Not a pure quote but in no simple terms she explained that the art of the script/picture was her motivation. She believes that the fast forward button is for the sex scenes and the play button is for the dialogue. She fucking said we arenâ€™t trying to get each other off! WHAT? Can you fucking imagine the guilt I mentioned if I went by her words. That means I learn some retarded script (Thatâ€™ll Iâ€™ll stutter over and fuck up) and use the words in it to spread my ass cheeks. His cock stuffed into my ass and Iâ€™m thinking â€œgirl you have to get through this because you have some important dialogue to dish soonâ€ WHAT? _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#78979 - 02/01/05 08:52 AM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
Jenna Jameson Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 01/31/05 Posts: 128	Poor Jessica Darling... she must be off the meds. Let me just explain something, when I do a scene, I am not looking to please my co star, I am pleasing myself. I know that is hard for some of you losers to swallow, but it is reality. Jessica should stick to getting defiled and try not to clutter her little mind with the likes of Bill O'Reilly. JJ
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#78980 - 02/01/05 09:05 AM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	i'll give you she's a cantidate for institutionaization and knows the least amount world history and every tv journalist is a fraud, but i still think you may be lurid 2.0 _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#78981 - 02/01/05 11:06 AM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Turns out this is really jenna, go figure, have2 chill out we all joke around with porn stars here but no need to go out of your way to be malicious about it. To be honest at the risk of sounding like a fanboy she has a lot of guts to even respond to it. What happened with teagan?, she said that you were pissed that she backed out from your contract offer to sign with DP, shes a coke fiend now, you heard?. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#78982 - 02/01/05 11:11 AM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
Jenna Jameson Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 01/31/05 Posts: 128	I haven't heard about the coke thing... But, she did back out of the contract I offered her. She is a cool chick, I just hope she doesn't get swallowed up. JJ
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#78983 - 02/01/05 11:12 AM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
RexLuthor ADT regular Registered: 11/16/04 Posts: 12	Quote: What happened with teagan?, she said that you were pissed that she backed out from your contract offer to sign with DP, shes a coke fiend now, you heard?. Gotta say I like Teagan but how do you pass up the chance to be the protege of a Jenna Jameson???
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#78984 - 02/01/05 11:17 AM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
kyoto Gay For Pay Registered: 05/06/04 Posts: 951 Loc: IL	Quote: Turns out this is really jenna, go figure, have2 chill out we all joke around with porn stars here but no need to go out of your way to be malicious about it. To be honest at the risk of sounding like a fanboy she has a lot of guts to even respond to it. What happened with teagan?, she said that you were pissed that she backed out from your contract offer to sign with DP, shes a coke fiend now, you heard?. true colors revealed. monkey = backpedaling ass-kisser
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#78985 - 02/01/05 11:19 AM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
12345 Ed Hardy Wearing Loser Registered: 02/01/05 Posts: 32	Kyoto is pulling out all the stops today. One of your cats die or just brooding about wartime germany?
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#78986 - 02/01/05 11:21 AM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Quote: Turns out this is really jenna, go figure, have2 chill out we all joke around with porn stars here but no need to go out of your way to be malicious about it. To be honest at the risk of sounding like a fanboy she has a lot of guts to even respond to it. What happened with teagan?, she said that you were pissed that she backed out from your contract offer to sign with DP, shes a coke fiend now, you heard?. I gave her her props, you need to read all the posts before you respond. Although thats been difficult lately.
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#78987 - 02/01/05 11:26 AM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: true colors revealed. monkey = backpedaling ass-kisser LOL, kyoto i kiss your ass too, my lips can make up a lot of ground. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#78988 - 02/01/05 07:07 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
c62 Human Garbage Registered: 07/05/04 Posts: 1545 Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...	Quote: true colors revealed. monkey = backpedaling ass-kisser There's been a lot of that lately, since we realized it really was jenna. We've been burned a few times before. _________________________ If cum was concrete, Quasarman would have a four lane freeway going down his throat. - pariah
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#78989 - 02/02/05 05:32 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
TeaganPresley Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 09/07/04 Posts: 174	Please stop posting monkey that I am a coke fiend. Because it is a false statement & I have some of my friends from school that look on these message boards & they always call me & ask me if its true or not what they read here. Thank you. I greatly appreciate it. xoxo
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#78990 - 02/02/05 05:33 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Please stop posting monkey that I am a coke fiend. Because it is a false statement & I have some of my friends from school that look on these message boards & they always call me & ask me if its true or not what they read here. Thank you. I greatly appreciate it. xoxo I can't lie. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#78991 - 02/02/05 05:43 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
TeaganPresley Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 09/07/04 Posts: 174	Then I will have to say that I won't be posting cause I don't want my friends thinking that I do coke. So, thank you. Jenna-Thank you. You're very sweet. Don't worry I'm not getting swallowed up, I've just doing the home thing.(cooking & cleaning). I can't believe I'm doing it.
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#78992 - 02/02/05 05:47 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
Nosey Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 12/16/04 Posts: 85 Loc: Florida	nooo dont go teagan !! aww shucks !
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#78993 - 02/02/05 05:47 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Then I will have to say that I won't be posting cause I don't want my friends thinking that I do coke. So, thank you. Jenna-Thank you. You're very sweet. Don't worry I'm not getting swallowed up, I've just doing the home thing.(cooking & cleaning). I can't believe I'm doing it. you mean we will be deprived of the 2 posts a month of " no thats not true" and " my boyfriend is my business". First garfield now this, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, (sucks in air) WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. (monkey opens a desk draw, pulls out a a small mirror with a ready made line on it, grabs the rolled up dollar bill next to it, tightens its and snorts back hard through his left nostril) _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#78994 - 02/02/05 05:52 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Teagan post more _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#78995 - 02/02/05 05:55 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Teagan post more Who cares, theres more chance of me banging the queen while having bush eat my ass then getting anything of interest from her. DP has her wired good, they are getting every cent worth out of their 60k. Edited by smelly monkey (02/02/05 05:56 PM) _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#78996 - 02/02/05 05:58 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	you wait, it will work- she will post again I thought that was the hypnotizing smiley _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#78997 - 02/02/05 05:59 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: you wait, it will work- she will post again I thought that was the hypnotizing smiley Im sure she posts at adt cleetus so you won't miss out on what other interesting topics teagan will avoid over there. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#78998 - 02/02/05 06:12 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	You mean adt isn't down _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#78999 - 02/02/05 08:03 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
JRV Porn Jesus Registered: 08/03/03 Posts: 5849 Loc: TX, USA	Yet Another Porn Industry Member Chased off of XXXPT. Score another one for the Monkey. PS. If you look back you'll find that Monkey was remarkably soft on Teagan when she first posted, suspiciously infatu... I mean polite. _________________________ "If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock
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#79000 - 02/02/05 08:22 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Yet Another Porn Industry Member Chased off of XXXPT. Score another one for the Monkey. PS. If you look back you'll find that Monkey was remarkably soft on Teagan when she first posted, suspiciously infatu... I mean polite. Time to make your daily call to tony about monkey, like he hasn't got other things to do, to be totally honest i don't give a flying fuck, in fact thats not true i in fact prefer teagan not to post, because she attracts fanboys to come here and its bad enough to deal with them when the porn star is interesting let alone having to deal with it when the pornstar has the personality of a piece of cardboard, why am i not shocked that paris hilton's ex boy friend is attracted to her, both are as interesting as a airplane safety manual. Maybe you haven't noticed but you have been a lot less of a freak since gen left, you no longer have to hate the same people she does to get her keyboard attention you watching baring turd. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#79001 - 02/02/05 08:35 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Truth is teagan does do coke, i can understand her not wanting everyone to know but am i going to take it back because teagan asked me to like some fanboy, HELL NO. If she doesn't want people to write that she does coke then kick the fucking habit, if not then learn to deal with it when its written, you can't have your 60k and spend it to. its not that big a deal anyways, its not like she is fucking dogs or using children to push drugs across the boarder, she just does some coke, big fucking deal. Edited by smelly monkey (02/02/05 08:40 PM) _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#79002 - 02/02/05 09:02 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	how could anyone take umbrage with a pornstar doing some recreational drugs and keeping porn a little sleazy? when porn's not fueled by bolivian marching powdah and kept interesting by the mafia potentially committing arson to show jkp it's no longer interesting. paul fishbein's dream is my nightmare. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#79003 - 02/02/05 09:13 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
JRV Porn Jesus Registered: 08/03/03 Posts: 5849 Loc: TX, USA	Quote: Time to make your daily call to tony about monkey The last time I talked to Tony about problematic Monkey Business was September 8. _________________________ "If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock
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#79004 - 02/02/05 09:21 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
no means yes Ed Hardy Wearing Loser Registered: 01/26/05 Posts: 43	JENNA HAS BODYGUARDS CAUSE ITS COOL!!! AND WHEN I CAN AFFORD IT IAM GONNA GET ME SOME TOO.. OF COURSE NOT TO KEEP PEOPLE FROM TOUCHING ME BUT TO KEEP ME FROM HITTING THE MORONS THAT ASK "WHY DOES JENNA JAMESON HAVE A TEAM OF BODY GUARDS?" AND TEAGAN...WELLL I NEVER DID DRUGS WITH HER BUT ONE THING WE HAVE IN COMMON ...YEARS AGO I TOO WORKED FOR 60K A YEAR.. ACTUALLY MY 13 YEAR OLD VIETNAMESE HOUSE BOY DID ALL THE WORK, BUT FILIPINO DANCE PARTY WAS A HUGE HIT IN HE NETHERLANDS...SHOT GUN BLAST MONICA LOVES QHAUNG!!!!
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#79005 - 02/03/05 02:46 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
noahped Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 02/01/05 Posts: 92 Loc: Right here	Quote: Then I will have to say that I won't be posting cause I don't want my friends thinking that I do coke. So, thank you. Jenna-Thank you. You're very sweet. Don't worry I'm not getting swallowed up, I've just doing the home thing.(cooking & cleaning). I can't believe I'm doing it. Hi Teagan! Wow, the year 2005 and a super beautiful girl is busy cooking and cleaning? I thought those days were over! _________________________ noahped out
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#79006 - 02/03/05 03:14 PM Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
sparky Ed Hardy Wearing Loser Registered: 02/01/05 Posts: 33	Would this be the same Teagan who was offered a contract by ClubJenna... booked to do a filmshoot... but then backed out (without telling anyone) in order to sign for DP... 'Offered a contract by ClubJenna and then backed out?' you say? She must be on drugs...
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#79007 - 06/06/06 10:57 PM Bizzump!!! have2cit @ 3K
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9195	Quote: Quote: Maybe it's me with a British sense of humour. But isn't `touch her and die' a touch of comedy? Something you morons and rude bastards wouldn't understand if it hit you in the face, never mind the security guards! I've seen people push in on Jenna. And I've been trapped and almost crushed in my wheelchair. It's not all the time, no, but it can get very busy around Jenna. You guys love to focus on the outside of a person. Well, OK, Jenna is beautiful. But I feel sorry for those of you who feel the need to spend time exposing your ugly insides by being nasty to a woman who has given me so much time, love and friendship- and there's not a scratch on me...nor a domestic duty to perform. There are no fanboys waiting to buy a whore a watch here. Or dying to download the latest Jenna Jameson "Moan Tones" for our cell phone. We don't like self delusional whores who claim to be actresses. Besides I thought the "Touch and Die" was referring to the STD's she carries? Bizzup motherfukkin' h2c on 3,000 posts. Shite, what would we potentially still be saddled with if this dude wasn't around? Smartt, Ryan Knox, Kyoto...the list goes on ad infinitum. I believe.
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#79008 - 06/06/06 11:50 PM Re: Bizzump!!! have2cit @ 3K
John Floofin Porn Icon Registered: 02/04/05 Posts: 3499 Loc: The Dirty: 480	Quote: Bizzup motherfukkin' h2c on 3,000 posts. Shite, what would we potentially still be saddled with if this dude wasn't around? Smartt, Ryan Knox, Kyoto...the list goes on ad infinitum. Yeeeeessssssss, tribute!
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#79009 - 06/07/06 01:02 AM Re: Bizzump!!! have2cit @ 3K
Phlogiston Human Garbage Registered: 09/13/05 Posts: 1594 Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.	Props to the man who drove Smartt to forum suicide. That was a public service, H2C.
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#79010 - 06/07/06 03:26 AM Re: Bizzump!!! have2cit @ 3K
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	His shotgun Avatar is the coolest... Blast away buddy.... _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#79011 - 06/07/06 06:46 AM Re: Bizzump!!! have2cit @ 3K
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	3000 posts, I would like to thank all the human douche bags that have made this possible, smartt, ryan, jamie L bryan, and all of the rest of the lesser waistoids (you know who you are ) I have come into contact with on this board. When I began posting here a I was a moderate, open minded, live and let live type of guy, but have since come around to the belief that most people should be sterilized at birth. So thank you XXXPorntalk for enlightening me to mans true nature.
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