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#78946 - 01/12/05 02:27 PM
Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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First of all early scene Jenna was very cute and hot, kinda like Pamela Anderson before she went and screwed herself up IMO. Second, you know that one guy is tough because he has the urban camo on
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#78947 - 01/12/05 05:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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#78948 - 01/12/05 05:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Well im in the majority then, cause i liked jenna back when she had the puffy checks and no chin. Also known as the chinless jenna era.
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#78949 - 01/12/05 07:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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Oddly, I liked Jenny in her appearance in "Private Parts," arguably her only authentic one.
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#78953 - 01/13/05 04:00 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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OMG, did anybody tell Teagan!??? It's a pic of Jenna!!! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!
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#78955 - 01/13/05 11:25 AM
Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body guards?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Doesn't this picture remind you of footages of assasinations or assaults that show frame by frame what happens..... Jenna's expression looks like she's just spotted the gunman (or gun-bimbette in Teagan's case) and Jenna realizes that, although she is about to get shot and possibly die, her hair and outfit look like shit for this to be her final photo. Meanwhile, judging by the expressions on their faces and their actions/body language, the 2 underpaid sycophants following behind her have this to say: Underpaid Sycophant #1 (fat one on the far right): "Whoa, dude, is that a gun?" Underpaid Sycophant #2 (In Sunglasses, Pointing): "Yeah....<giggles>."
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#78956 - 01/13/05 01:47 PM
Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body guards?
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Whoremaster
Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
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Good one
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#78965 - 01/17/05 07:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Are you fucking serious?. The shit on that guy's shirt had to be made up and approved by jenna. Touch her and die, , give me a fucking break. Since when does using your face to catch cum class you as a superstar that the mere man can't touch, wasn't it less then a year ago that she was rubbing her crotch on any man with a $50 bill?. or was that $20?.
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#78966 - 01/17/05 07:19 PM
Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Da burglar beat me to it, damn you.
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#78972 - 02/01/05 06:01 AM
Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Maybe it's me with a British sense of humour. But isn't `touch her and die' a touch of comedy? Something you morons and rude bastards wouldn't understand if it hit you in the face, never mind the security guards! I've seen people push in on Jenna. And I've been trapped and almost crushed in my wheelchair. It's not all the time, no, but it can get very busy around Jenna. You guys love to focus on the outside of a person. Well, OK, Jenna is beautiful. But I feel sorry for those of you who feel the need to spend time exposing your ugly insides by being nasty to a woman who has given me so much time, love and friendship- and there's not a scratch on me...nor a domestic duty to perform.
There are no fanboys waiting to buy a whore a watch here. Or dying to download the latest Jenna Jameson "Moan Tones" for our cell phone. We don't like self delusional whores who claim to be actresses. Besides I thought the "Touch and Die" was referring to the STD's she carries?
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#78973 - 02/01/05 07:01 AM
Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 128
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LOL
I've never claimed to be an actress... I like to fuck.... simple as that...
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#78975 - 02/01/05 07:41 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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LOL
I've never claimed to be an actress... I like to fuck.... simple as that...
JJ
First you're not really Jenna Jameson. Second she does call herself a "performer" isn't that just another dodge around the word whore?
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#78976 - 02/01/05 07:59 AM
Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 128
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Performer is different than actress, now isn't it?
Who cares about the label?
Get off my back, freak...
JJ
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#78977 - 02/01/05 08:06 AM
Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Performer is different than actress, now isn't it?
Who cares about the label?
Get off my back, freak...
JJ
But you're not really her. Jesus what a vivid fantasy life.
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#78978 - 02/01/05 08:31 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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from jessica darling's outbursts
I always looked up to Jenna Jameson. She had me fooled for years. I heard her on that human pat himself on the back machine-O’rielly. He asked her what the difference was between a prostitute and a Porn Star was?
Me personally-I would’ve said have you ever asked a prostitute for her autograph? Back to Jenna though-Her answer blew me away. She actually muttered the words “We’re not trying to satisfy each otherâ€. Not a pure quote but in no simple terms she explained that the art of the script/picture was her motivation. She believes that the fast forward button is for the sex scenes and the play button is for the dialogue. She fucking said we aren’t trying to get each other off! WHAT? Can you fucking imagine the guilt I mentioned if I went by her words. That means I learn some retarded script (That’ll I’ll stutter over and fuck up) and use the words in it to spread my ass cheeks. His cock stuffed into my ass and I’m thinking “girl you have to get through this because you have some important dialogue to dish soon†WHAT?
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#78979 - 02/01/05 08:52 AM
Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 128
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Poor Jessica Darling... she must be off the meds. Let me just explain something, when I do a scene, I am not looking to please my co star, I am pleasing myself. I know that is hard for some of you losers to swallow, but it is reality. Jessica should stick to getting defiled and try not to clutter her little mind with the likes of Bill O'Reilly.
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#78980 - 02/01/05 09:05 AM
Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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i'll give you she's a cantidate for institutionaization and knows the least amount world history and every tv journalist is a fraud, but i still think you may be lurid 2.0
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#78981 - 02/01/05 11:06 AM
Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Turns out this is really jenna, go figure, have2 chill out we all joke around with porn stars here but no need to go out of your way to be malicious about it. To be honest at the risk of sounding like a fanboy she has a lot of guts to even respond to it. What happened with teagan?, she said that you were pissed that she backed out from your contract offer to sign with DP, shes a coke fiend now, you heard?.
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#78982 - 02/01/05 11:11 AM
Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 128
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I haven't heard about the coke thing... But, she did back out of the contract I offered her. She is a cool chick, I just hope she doesn't get swallowed up.
JJ
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#78983 - 02/01/05 11:12 AM
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ADT regular
Registered: 11/16/04
Posts: 12
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What happened with teagan?, she said that you were pissed that she backed out from your contract offer to sign with DP, shes a coke fiend now, you heard?.
Gotta say I like Teagan but how do you pass up the chance to be the protege of a Jenna Jameson???
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#78984 - 02/01/05 11:17 AM
Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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Turns out this is really jenna, go figure, have2 chill out we all joke around with porn stars here but no need to go out of your way to be malicious about it. To be honest at the risk of sounding like a fanboy she has a lot of guts to even respond to it. What happened with teagan?, she said that you were pissed that she backed out from your contract offer to sign with DP, shes a coke fiend now, you heard?.
true colors revealed. monkey = backpedaling ass-kisser
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#78985 - 02/01/05 11:19 AM
Re: Why does Jenna Jameson have a team of body gua
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 02/01/05
Posts: 32
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Kyoto is pulling out all the stops today. One of your cats die or just brooding about wartime germany?
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#78986 - 02/01/05 11:21 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Turns out this is really jenna, go figure, have2 chill out we all joke around with porn stars here but no need to go out of your way to be malicious about it. To be honest at the risk of sounding like a fanboy she has a lot of guts to even respond to it. What happened with teagan?, she said that you were pissed that she backed out from your contract offer to sign with DP, shes a coke fiend now, you heard?.
I gave her her props, you need to read all the posts before you respond. Although thats been difficult lately.
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