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#78862 - 01/12/05 06:36 AM
Re: Luke labeled this photo Kyoto
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
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Uh, not the photo but the link.
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#78863 - 01/12/05 06:39 AM
Re: Luke labeled this photo Kyoto
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Holy Shit balls. Thats some funny shiyat.
AVN Expo Pics Friday
Huggy girl girl brunette brunette Janine blonde blonde Julia Ann Julia Ann Julia Ann Holly Morgan Holly Morgan Kyoto
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#78866 - 01/12/05 07:29 AM
Re: Luke labeled this photo "Kyoto"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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Does Kyoto have a beef with Luke or vice versa? None that I can think of.
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#78872 - 01/12/05 10:22 AM
Re: Luke labeled this photo "Kyoto"
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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that's just sad whoever that is. I find it hard to believe that Luke would bother posting a pic of a nobody like kyoto, unless it was just to show how pathetic porn fans on message boards can be.
this coming from a person who kisses pornstar ass like it's going out of style. shouldn't you be making a comment about how great Haley Paige is?
smutmutant, pornstars don't like you and they pretend to be interested in you because they're starved for attention. you take being a nobody to a whole new level. you're nothing more than a pathetic fanboy.
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#78874 - 01/12/05 01:14 PM
Re: Luke labeled this photo "Kyoto"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/29/03
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#78876 - 01/12/05 04:10 PM
Re: Luke labeled this photo "Kyoto"
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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I wet myself.
a weak bladder and an ugly ass wife named tanta? I wish you died in the tsunami.
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#78877 - 01/12/05 05:48 PM
Re: Luke labeled this photo "Kyoto"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Okay i might be a little slow on the uptake, but i don't see kyoto denying this, so is it really kyoto?. and Quote:
a weak bladder and an ugly ass wife named tanta? I wish you died in the tsunami.
Holy shit, why don't you tell him what you REALLY think?.
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#78878 - 01/13/05 07:53 AM
Re: Luke labeled this photo "Kyoto"
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
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Loc: IL
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Okay i might be a little slow on the uptake, but i don't see kyoto denying this, so is it really kyoto?.
my mom's fourth-generation Japanese. I have more Jewish features. Besides, I wasn't at the convention.
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#78880 - 01/13/05 08:00 AM
Re: Luke labeled this photo "Kyoto"
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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my mom's fourth-generation Japanese. I have more Jewish features. Besides, I wasn't at the convention.
So why did you take offense to what tanta said, or was that stemming from something else?.
from before. he's a greasy-haired, sweaty, anti-Semite, whore fucker. that's why he is tanta's sugar daddy.
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#78884 - 01/13/05 11:42 AM
Re: Luke labeled this photo "Kyoto"
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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i bet tanta's vagina smells like a mixture of manure and fresh vomit.
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#78885 - 01/13/05 12:56 PM
Re: Luke labeled this photo "Kyoto"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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I can't find the Kyoto link any more. Luke must have changed it to something else.
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#78886 - 01/13/05 01:46 PM
Re: Luke labeled this photo "Kyoto"
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Whoremaster
Registered: 07/23/04
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#78887 - 01/13/05 01:54 PM
Re: Luke labeled this photo "Kyoto"
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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i bet tanta's vagina smells like a mixture of manure and fresh vomit.
How very second grade of you.
Please try for a third grade comment when you reach that level..
Now let me try to remember the standard kyoto response, oh yeah .
  garbageman
That's it.
you haven't even defended your cunt wife which proves my statements about her are true 
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#78888 - 01/13/05 01:59 PM
Re: Luke labeled this photo "Kyoto"
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Whoremaster
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#78889 - 01/13/05 02:18 PM
Re: Luke labeled this photo "Kyoto"
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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[quote
Don't forget to clean under your fingernails. You want your sex partner looking good for you.
this comment makes no sense at all. maybe the fumes from tanta's busted twat are seeping into your brain.
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#78890 - 01/13/05 02:56 PM
Re: Luke labeled this photo "Kyoto"
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Whoremaster
Registered: 07/23/04
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You only need a first grade education to understand it. But, I will endeavor to explain it to your ignorant ass. Take the pointer finger of your left hand and place it on the back of your right hand. We will wait while you work on this. Now press down with firm pressure and move your finger in a circular motion. See you have now learned to give your sex partner a back rub. If you are left-handed just change all the lefts to rights and the rights to left. garbageman
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#78891 - 01/13/05 07:09 PM
Re: Luke labeled this photo "Kyoto"
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
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#78892 - 01/13/05 07:53 PM
Re: Luke labeled this photo "Kyoto"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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OMG, i can understand why kyoto dislikes garfield, but i have no idea where it started with tanta?.
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#78898 - 01/15/05 07:29 AM
Re: Luke labeled this photo "Kyoto"
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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Much like boringyo, after Cing an actual pic of him gayoto he has ABSOLUTLY NO RIGHT to talk shit on Me again...no matter what he ever says, he still has to look in the mirror everyday & C that looking back @ him 
Hey John, I hear Sri Lanka is looking for pseudo porn stars like yourself. You can do a scene with a water-logged tsunami corpse and make 20 dollars. It may seem uncomfortable at first, but it’s actually not much different than your current girlfriend. Well, the corpse probably smells better.
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#78900 - 01/17/05 07:50 PM
Re: Luke labeled this photo "Kyoto"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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WOW, garfield hasn't responded to kyoto's post. God damn that was funny.
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#78901 - 01/17/05 08:27 PM
Re: Luke labeled this photo "Kyoto"
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
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Hey gayoto...no matter what u say NO ONE here likes u & at least I look in the mirror everyday & like what I C, as opposed to the suicidal feelings I know I'd have if I was u every single day of MY life, do us ALL a favor & kill yourself now, b/c u R like the fucking poster child for abortion 
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#78902 - 01/17/05 08:28 PM
Re: Luke labeled this photo "Kyoto"
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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b/c u R like the fucking poster child for abortion
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#78903 - 01/17/05 08:47 PM
Re: Luke labeled this photo "Kyoto"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Holy shit, hide the knives and other sharp objects this just got monkey lex personal up in here yo. (Just found the perfect watch today, now have to work out which porn star that i have an unhealthy obsession over to give it to)
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#78904 - 04/28/05 02:18 PM
Re: Luke labeled this photo "Kyoto"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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So, this lands in my gmail account this morning. Anyone care to comment or lend some insight? Quote:
kyoto is takashibob@=AgCHVU616X.ipt.aol.com * Timothy Sharkey
kyoto on #adt
kyoto using irc.chaosunlimited.com ChaosUnlimited.com production chat server
kyoto prefers to speak in English
kyoto has been idle 29secs, signed on Wed Apr 27 22:01:41
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#78906 - 04/28/05 03:02 PM
Re: Luke labeled this photo "Kyoto"
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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So, this lands in my gmail account this morning. Anyone care to comment or lend some insight?
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kyoto is takashibob@=AgCHVU616X.ipt.aol.com * Timothy Sharkey
kyoto on #adt
kyoto using irc.chaosunlimited.com ChaosUnlimited.com production chat server
kyoto prefers to speak in English
kyoto has been idle 29secs, signed on Wed Apr 27 22:01:41
yup. Tim is my roommate. that fag morbidthoughts spends his entire life trying to find out who I am and he gets nowhere. he's scared because when I see him in person I'll rip out his vocal cords.
the guy's too much of a coward to face me in person so he 'attempts' some lame stunt over the internet. 
BTW, famous lawyer/porn star Don Hollywood is the only person who knows kyoto's true identity...oh, and Tony Malice 
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#78908 - 04/28/05 03:20 PM
Re: Luke labeled this photo "Kyoto"
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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chaosunlimited is Steph & Drew's web design company, right?
you're right! ADT is forming an anti-Semitic smear campaign against me! I'm contacting the ADL to take legal action asap. in fact, I'll hire Don Hollywood to represent me with Arab as second chair and goat lawyer as my spiritual adviser 
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#78909 - 04/28/05 03:45 PM
Re: Luke labeled this photo "Kyoto"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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Is Kyoto's new avatar a self-portrait?
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#78910 - 04/28/05 05:06 PM
Re: Luke labeled this photo "Kyoto"
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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Is Kyoto's new avatar a self-portrait?
what are you implying...?
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#78915 - 04/29/05 03:37 PM
Re: Luke labeled this photo "Kyoto"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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It didn't come from morbidthoughts. Well, maybe it did, but the return email address was porkbellies@yahoo.comAll my replies have bounced, so I don't know what to think of it. I don't know why I was singled out because I like kittens. What's with the animosity between Morbid & Kyoto anyways? You guys should suit up in those padded costumes like they wear in "Most Extreme Challenge" and fight with Samurai swords. Come to think about it, if you say "jew-jap, jew-jap, jap-jew" really fast it sounds like sound effects in a Jackie Chan movie.  MXC Porners vs. Home Improvement
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#78916 - 04/29/05 04:19 PM
Re: Luke labeled this photo "Kyoto"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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What's with the animosity between Morbid & Kyoto anyways?
no shit. they should team up in a buddy action movie. i'd throw down a ten spot to see it.
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#78917 - 04/30/05 08:01 AM
Re: Luke labeled this photo "Kyoto"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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I don't know who morbid thoughts is?. I feel so left out.
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#78919 - 04/30/05 03:42 PM
Re: Luke labeled this photo "Kyoto"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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it's not like he's exactly invulnerable or old enough to be a partner. he's got bosses, he's got a name, you could make his career gape if you were truly evil and vindictive. i couldn't imagine justifying it now, but if he affects your reality there's some comfort in mutually-assured destruction. but i'm sure the samurai code calls for some kind of ritual-swordfighting preceded by a kabuki-theater competition.
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#78922 - 05/03/05 08:39 PM
Re: Luke labeled this photo "Kyoto"
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Gay For Pay
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Loc: IL
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What's with the animosity between Morbid & Kyoto anyways?
no shit. they should team up in a buddy action movie. i'd throw down a ten spot to see it.
Yeah, Asians as both star and co-star. Boy that Spielberg is somethin' else!
As for crushing Karaoke Boy, any evidence, bring it on. I know someone yonder who owes me a favor and is a member of the tribe, if MT is where I think he is. If Bornyo received one email, imagine all of the others who did too. The damage to the reputation of Tim Sharkey is making me cry out for vengeance... Normally when that happens with Arabs, we blow up babies in Israeli pizzarias, but I'll settle for petty anti-fanboy spite.
yes, Tim Sharkey's reputation has been damaged. However, what's really important is that this whole situation has upset the cat. he hasn't tried to claws anyone's eyes out in days. I'm worried.
Bornyo needs to send us all the info he has about that e-mail. this is getting out of hand.
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#78925 - 05/04/05 08:19 AM
Re: Luke labeled this photo "Kyoto"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Im sorry only thing that comes to mind when seeing that picture is a 60's texas oil tycoon's wife wearing a coat made from something that looks similar.
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#78926 - 05/04/05 08:34 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Loc: red dirt state of mind
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60's ?  The money is flowing thru Houston now (and I don't mean the tranny looking pornstar).
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#78927 - 05/04/05 08:39 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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I like to throw a curve when the board expects a fastball.
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#78928 - 01/04/06 10:52 PM
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#78930 - 01/12/09 11:50 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/17/05
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It's porno convention time again...+1
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#78931 - 01/12/09 11:54 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/17/05
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Did anyone notice that?
Baby G's impression of Kyoto
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#78933 - 01/28/09 09:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Wow, hes still doing his thing. Nice find sonny.
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#78934 - 01/28/09 11:16 PM
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#78936 - 01/31/09 07:46 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Yes. That's a former poster at XPT named "Kyoto". If you search forum posts or the member list you will find him unless he changed his display name. He had a dramatic run here ending in a spectacular flame-out at the hands of the Smiling Arab iirc. (It may have been jamesn or Monkey who got him- there at the end everyone got a piece).
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#78937 - 01/31/09 08:10 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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That's quite an impressive overbite. If it weren't for sneeze guards he might be able to Hedgehog a buffet without even getting out of his chair.
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