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I'm hoping for sparks between her and Jewel. That would make my day.





Jewel vs. Teagan ..... kinda like Bush hoping for Nuclear war between Iran and North Korea.


I didn't mind either Jewel or Teagan early on in their careers....they just became too annoying, overexposed, too haughty, self-absorbed etc etc etc blah blah blah.

Actually, the first time I heard Teagan talk in that annoying high-pitched-BettyBoop-girly voice for the first time, and once I found out her life story (18 yr old Dance prodigy, financially broke because of boyfriend, Nymphomaniac who had been having sex only 1 year before porn and wanted to get back at deadbeat boyfriend etc etc etc), I couldn't stand her anymore. That was only like 3 months after seeing her for the first time.

Jewel took a couple of years for me to develop a healthy disdain and loathing for her....but early on, she was a REALLY good, enthusiastic nasty slut with a gift for Dirty Talk.

If someone had a loaded penis pointed at my face I guess I would take Jewel over Teagan,
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