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#78788 - 01/11/05 09:23 PM Hey melissa
Ivor Biggun Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 10/09/04 Posts: 1176	Next time, finish the job. Attachments 73270-s320x240.jpg (14 downloads) _________________________ "If I were a guy, not swallowing would be a deal breaker. So what if you cook and clean? I can get a maid for that." - Gia Jordan
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#78789 - 01/11/05 09:40 PM Re: Hey melissa
melissa Internet Tough Guy Registered: 05/02/04 Posts: 797	i couldnt. there were cameras. _________________________ "your size, and below.." Patricia Petite , to Pariah .
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#78790 - 01/11/05 10:20 PM Re: Hey melissa
Ivor Biggun Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 10/09/04 Posts: 1176	Quote: i couldnt. there were cameras. Godammit, Kami failed as well. Never rely on a whore to carry out a hit. _________________________ "If I were a guy, not swallowing would be a deal breaker. So what if you cook and clean? I can get a maid for that." - Gia Jordan
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#78791 - 01/11/05 10:44 PM Re: Hey melissa
Kami Andrews Whoremaster Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 2742	he was really nice to me, he had marks from melissa though he loved it
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#78792 - 01/11/05 10:48 PM Re: Hey melissa
Ivor Biggun Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 10/09/04 Posts: 1176	Quote: he was really nice to me, he had marks from melissa though he loved it So I guess you two have made up... _________________________ "If I were a guy, not swallowing would be a deal breaker. So what if you cook and clean? I can get a maid for that." - Gia Jordan
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#78793 - 01/12/05 03:48 AM Re: Hey melissa
Toelicker Porn Fucking Master Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 3899 Loc: CO Springs	Holy fuck you look hot in that pic Kami. I can almosy see plumber's crack on Mel. oh, . _________________________ you mean my days having fun while being fundamentally superior to you? - Jamesn
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#78794 - 01/12/05 08:08 AM Re: Hey melissa
smiling arab Human Garbage Registered: 02/12/04 Posts: 1683	Quote: Holy fuck you look hot in that pic Kami. No shit. Kami, I'd like to become really small and do the backstroke in your hair, and I mean that in the least creepiest way possible. _________________________
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#78795 - 01/12/05 02:28 PM Re: Hey melissa
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Quote: Quote: he was really nice to me, he had marks from melissa though he loved it So I guess you two have made up... That is what I was wondering too _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#78796 - 01/12/05 06:36 PM Re: Hey melissa
Kami Andrews Whoremaster Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 2742	i like beer
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#78797 - 01/12/05 07:49 PM Re: Hey melissa
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	now now young lady that is no excuse _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#78798 - 01/13/05 03:14 AM Re: Hey melissa
Ivor Biggun Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 10/09/04 Posts: 1176	Quote: i couldnt. there were cameras. Normally I would regard this as a humorous comment playing along with my original post, however the subject of this aggression commented "I wasn't hamming it up there. She was squeezing really hard."... and Kami has confirmed that he had marks on his neck following the incident. I'm inclined to wonder if melissa really meant it. If so: Better luck next time. _________________________ "If I were a guy, not swallowing would be a deal breaker. So what if you cook and clean? I can get a maid for that." - Gia Jordan
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#78799 - 01/13/05 04:44 AM Re: Hey melissa
melissa Internet Tough Guy Registered: 05/02/04 Posts: 797	no i wasn t squeezing hard. i highly doubt he had marks. Well, i was drunk 24/7 during Vegas so...i might not be the best judge. _________________________ "your size, and below.." Patricia Petite , to Pariah .
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#78800 - 01/13/05 05:48 AM Re: Hey melissa
Ivor Biggun Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 10/09/04 Posts: 1176	Quote: no i wasn t squeezing hard. i highly doubt he had marks. Awww shame. I was just about to bash one out to the thought of you exercising your homicidal urges on the archetypal ADT fan. You totally broke the mood babe. _________________________ "If I were a guy, not swallowing would be a deal breaker. So what if you cook and clean? I can get a maid for that." - Gia Jordan
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#78801 - 01/13/05 02:13 PM Re: Hey melissa
kyoto Gay For Pay Registered: 05/06/04 Posts: 951 Loc: IL	morbid thoughts is the epitome of pornstar groupie. he'll do and say anything to get acceptance from a pornstar. he kisses more ass than smutmutant (and that's saying a lot) he also called me a kike and made numerous Holocaust jokes in the ADT chat. He tries to be sneaky using different usernames. He's nothing more than a hanger-on, coward fag. As one of God's chosen people I vow to kill morbid thoughts in 2005. The persecution of the Jews has gone on long enough.
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#78802 - 01/13/05 05:34 PM Re: Hey melissa
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Quote: i like beer Kami, the part of the photo with you in it (cut out everything left of your nipple) is one of the hottest I've seen from this year's convention. I love the peek of your back. Da yum.
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#78803 - 01/13/05 06:25 PM Re: Hey melissa
Kami Andrews Whoremaster Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 2742	awwwww
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#78804 - 01/13/05 07:55 PM Re: Hey melissa
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: morbid thoughts is the epitome of pornstar groupie. he'll do and say anything to get acceptance from a pornstar. he kisses more ass than smutmutant (and that's saying a lot) he also called me a kike and made numerous Holocaust jokes in the ADT chat. He tries to be sneaky using different usernames. He's nothing more than a hanger-on, coward fag. As one of God's chosen people I vow to kill morbid thoughts in 2005. The persecution of the Jews has gone on long enough. I love how specific kyoto's insults are. Its never the fuck you bitch response, he always goes for it, he is the brett farve of insults and i love his jew jap ass for it. Speaking of kissing ass, i will now remove my lips from kyoto's _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#78805 - 01/14/05 06:43 AM Re: Hey melissa
smiling arab Human Garbage Registered: 02/12/04 Posts: 1683	So this guy's an ADT fanboy. You're shitting me. Every time I see this picture I think it's from insane Japanese TV show, like "Chick Strangling Ugly Man!" or "Kill Dork for Imperial Glory!" or something. Kyoto, if this guy and the Pseudo-Kyoto are any example, your people have fallen a long way from the days of Guadalcanal. _________________________
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#78806 - 01/14/05 06:47 AM Re: Hey melissa
smiling arab Human Garbage Registered: 02/12/04 Posts: 1683	"Morbid Thoughts"?! That's really his screenname? I'll bet dollars to doughnuts that this defective hasn't had a thought about anything but marshmallows and Magic the Gathering since puberty. Which, in fairness, looks like it was only a few months ago. _________________________
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#78807 - 01/14/05 07:01 AM Re: Hey melissa
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Quote: "Morbid Thoughts"?! That's really his screenname? I'll bet dollars to doughnuts that this defective hasn't had a thought about anything but marshmallows and Magic the Gathering since puberty. Which, in fairness, looks like it was only a few months ago. He's a lawyer, if that means anything to you. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#78808 - 01/14/05 07:04 AM Re: Hey melissa
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: He's a lawyer, if that means anything to you. Jesus he looks all of 16, i know if im facing 25-life im going to goat lawyer, no offense magic card asian lawyer. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#78809 - 01/14/05 07:12 AM Re: Hey melissa
kyoto Gay For Pay Registered: 05/06/04 Posts: 951 Loc: IL	goat lawyer needs to make an appearance. there has to be a pic somewhere of a goat wearing a suit.
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#78810 - 01/14/05 07:15 AM Re: Hey melissa
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: goat lawyer needs to make an appearance. there has to be a pic somewhere of a goat wearing a suit. I tried searching for one a while back and the best i got was that weird alien goat that i posted a picture off a while back. Goat lawyer worked behind the scenes on the kobe case. If he wasn't a goat he would be the most prolific lawyer in the work. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#78811 - 01/20/05 04:04 PM Re: Hey melissa
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Quote: goat lawyer needs to make an appearance. there has to be a pic somewhere of a goat wearing a suit. Best I can do. This was taken from CourtTV during his commentary on the Scott Peterson trial, I believe. Attachments 74669-goatlawyerwannabe.jpg (4 downloads)
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#78812 - 01/20/05 04:24 PM Goat Lawyer
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Then I googled "goat dressing". I thought the results were weird. I should have stopped then, but no, I googled Baphomet. That goat didn't wear many clothes, and if he did it was only a kimono down around his waist.
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#78813 - 01/20/05 09:21 PM Re: Hey melissa
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	HOLY shit at kyotos new avatar, thats some funny shyatte _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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