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"Morbid Thoughts"?! That's really his screenname? I'll bet dollars to doughnuts that this defective hasn't had a thought about anything but marshmallows and Magic the Gathering since puberty. Which, in fairness, looks like it was only a few months ago.



He's a lawyer, if that means anything to you.
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