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Next year I'm going to surprise my wife with a trip to Vegas (or as some dipshit suggested, wherever they move this show). She'll have no idea why we're going that particular week. When we check in I'll plaster a big ol' yellow nametag on her and turn her loose on the town. Myself, I'll be wearing a yellow nametag labeled "Steph" and we will have the time of our lives. I hope no one from this board fucks with us.