http://lukefordseeksawife.blogspot.com/

Luke is looking for a place to plant his seed. Read through the blog it's hilarious. I'm so scared after reading it of ending up a lonely 38 year old Jewish porn journalist that I'm going to get married to the first woman that shows interest in me tomorrow.

Luke's Profile:

Age: 38
Gender: male
Astrological Sign: Gemini
Born in the Year of the: Horse
Industry: Communications / Media
Occupation: Writer
Location: Los Angeles : California

About Me
Likely you have heard enough about me. Tell me something about you.

Interests
Journalism media popular culture religion.
Favorite Movies
The Jazz Singer (1929) Dr. Mabuse Taxi Driver
Favorite Music
Debbie Friedman the Tubes
Favorite Books
The Good Book

Well that leaves me out, his interests are uninteresting to me

Rst assured that when/if a woman responds to that she will deserve everything that's coming to her.

Come on Cleetus, you know you want it.

luke is unreal, an australian son of clergy who converts to judiasm while taking up porn journalism. i'm not sure he'll ever turn out the next bros. karamazov, but there aren't going to be many more great novelists if you consider that norman fucking mailer and toni morrison are considered close to the best at their craft.

the guy's just surreal and entertaining in the guiltiest of ways. he's much smarter than most i'm familiar with, but missing some major functional component of consciousness/social intelligence. it's almost like he's incapable of the cunning and competitive intelligences adults generally use daily. if he has a ridiculous idea about something, he'll print it. he's completely honest about things he's smart enough to know will be deleterious to how he's viewed by the media-whores whose attentions he covets. the dude is so casual about talking about his disgraceful sniper-van, the lithium he takes, and other embarassing and sometimes pitiful or shameful things he experiences. it's like he's developmentally stunted at 12 in ability to gauge other's reactions to what he says and hasn't even developed the ability to lie when social grace calls for it---i think the guy's hooked on truth serum or something. or rainman.
but you could lock everyone from homer to the simpsons guys responsible for homer the second in a room and nobody could come up with a more unbelievable human being. none of his contemporaries are ballpark, hardcoregossipguy's already been done in the hyperbolically-postmodern older brother in "clueless" and fayner can do all the drugs in the world and still never have a personality. but luke's bizzaro orthodox judiasm manifesting itself in interviews with some 18-year old is classic and slices through "i get to have sex and get paid" answers like everything else and right to the tawdry details of childhood trauma or molestation. he can get anybody to say they were sexually abused, it rules.

My favorite Luke blog:

http://lukefordseeksawife.blogspot.com/2004/11/luke-position-on-sodomite-marriage-gay.html

Quote:

"no heterosexual father looks at his infant son and dreams of seeing him someday standing in a church or mosque or temple, getting married to another man with sodomy on his mind. That's just how life is, and the sooner all you gay people acknowledge this, the faster the democratic party can get back on its feet and the sooner Hollywood can feel better about itself."

I respect what he wrote because smartt and bjfan should die.

If luke is open to the idea im willing to give it a shot, but he has to drop this jewish nonsense.

Quote:

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You got that right, Steinberg

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Just because my surname is steinburg doesn't mean im a jew. If you really want to know my family is originally from mexcio and its a very common name there.

Bizzump, because luke is super cool.

Some Anon was reading this. How's the search going, Luke?

i know a lot of you here don't like me...

but read the end of the rant i just posted.

I don't not like you enough to read your rant.