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#78360 - 01/10/05 08:47 AM smarttsux is the most unoriginal person ever
kyoto Offline
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Registered: 05/06/04
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he bashes smartt. no one does that around here

he says garfield sucks. wow, he's going out on a limb there.

smarttsux is most likely smartt trying to get attention. since he's here practically all day, how does he make money? I bet he jerks off in a cup, calls it "salty milk", and sells it to street children for a nickel. then he rapes the children with his deformed penis.

however, it might be much lamer that smarttsux ISN'T smartt. he thinks he's being creative with his username but in reality he has no gf, no job, and pre-mature ejaculates to pics of pre-teen boys.

yes, smarttsux is a pedophile. hopefully God will strike him down and end his reign of filthy terror.

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#78361 - 01/10/05 09:49 AM Re: smarttsux is the most unoriginal person ever
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smarttsux = kyoto
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#78362 - 01/10/05 10:01 AM Re: smarttsux is the most unoriginal person ever
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Smarttsux is a low profile killttboy. The double t and the attack in the name is a dead giveaway.

I can't decide who I want dead more, buttmaster or smarttsux/killttboy. Holy shit they both have a double t in their names.

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#78363 - 01/10/05 11:31 AM Re: smarttsux is the most unoriginal person ever
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buttmaster's worse than aids, at least you had the sense killttboy was always scheming and up for some drama. i didn't see much wrong with him, he was good for starting shit and slugging it out in english---buttmaster is some kind of gypsy street performer. the only life he knows is being hated while doing jesterlike things or selling knockoff lvmh-products.

basically, he shows up in a thread, talks about something nonsensical then predictably shits the bead while trying to come up with a way to flatter gen. it's usually something really weird and somehow nonsexual like wanting to spread roquefort cheese on her ass and eat it. so you're left with some dude with a roadrunner icon who just said something that you can't even figure out whether it makes you mad or not, it's just nonsense. nobody really responds to him unless he goes out and finds a picture of a naked chick.

there's no point in responding since he's either so foreign or so autistic he's going to reply with more slightly annoying totally random strings of words and american phrases. eventually, he'll just roll up his gypsy wares and run to another part of the forum to start juggling and stealing wallets. he's just harmless and irritating in the sense that deer are in the suburbs, hard to really hate but just stupid pests. like aphids, deer communicate effectively with their own species-way too much credit for him.
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#78364 - 01/10/05 12:14 PM Re: smarttsux is the most unoriginal person ever
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I hope it is not that foreigner Marti
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#78365 - 01/10/05 12:43 PM Re: smarttsux is the most unoriginal person ever
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I am not Smartt. I am not killtt. I am not Kyoto. I am not Garfield. These 4 chuckleheads should choke on their own vomit. Kyoto, I'm your worst nightmare. Don't start shit in chat rooms and expect not to get the boot, dumbass.
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#78366 - 01/10/05 01:13 PM Re: smarttsux is the most unoriginal person ever
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I am not Smartt. I am not killtt. I am not Kyoto. I am not Garfield. These 4 chuckleheads should choke on their own vomit. Kyoto, I'm your worst nightmare. Don't start shit in chat rooms and expect not to get the boot, dumbass.




oy, another dull, cliched response. if you're going to attack me at least be interesting.

face it, you're boring. a dead animal has more personality than you. no one cares what you think. from now on you cease to exist.

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#78367 - 01/10/05 01:14 PM Re: smarttsux is the most unoriginal person ever
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I am not Smartt. I am not killtt. I am not Kyoto. I am not Garfield. These 4 chuckleheads should choke on their own vomit. Kyoto, I'm your worst nightmare. Don't start shit in chat rooms and expect not to get the boot, dumbass.




As long as you're not mistakenly referring to xpt as a chatroom, you have my interest with this statement. From what chatroom(s) has Kyoto been booted?

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#78368 - 01/10/05 01:18 PM Re: smarttsux is the most unoriginal person ever
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oy, another dull, cliched response. if you're going to attack me at least be interesting.

face it, you're boring. a dead animal has more personality than you. no one cares what you think. from now on you cease to exist.




You replied didn't you, kid toucher? I win.

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As long as you're not mistakenly referring to xpt as a chatroom, you have my interest with this statement. From what chatroom(s) has Kyoto been booted?




Nope, not adt. Actual adult chat rooms. He knows what I'm talking about. Don't want to give too much away.
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#78369 - 01/10/05 01:24 PM Re: smarttsux is the most unoriginal person ever
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Nope, not adt. Actual adult chat rooms. He knows what I'm talking about. Don't want to give too much away.




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#78370 - 01/10/05 01:27 PM Re: smarttsux is the most unoriginal person ever
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
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He is probably talking about kyoto getting banned off of ADT and the Wankass board.

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#78371 - 01/10/05 01:29 PM Re: smarttsux is the most unoriginal person ever
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He is probably talking about kyoto getting banned off of ADT and the Wankass board.




Oh...well... in that case never mind. I thought he meant real sites.

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#78372 - 01/10/05 03:13 PM Re: smarttsux is the most unoriginal person ever
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Kyoto is back a day and already he has himself a new smartt/garfield. I fucking love it man(eddie murphy voice)
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#78373 - 01/10/05 03:19 PM Re: smarttsux is the most unoriginal person ever
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actually, kyoto has his very own monsieur. smarttsux is a smokescreen.
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#78374 - 01/10/05 06:11 PM Re: smarttsux is the most unoriginal person ever
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smarttsux = kyoto




I agree
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#78375 - 01/11/05 09:32 AM Re: smarttsux is the most unoriginal person ever
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I agree




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#78376 - 01/11/05 05:44 PM Re: smarttsux is the most unoriginal person ever
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I think smarttsux has a edge over garfield, he seems to have the persistence that kyoto once had, although not as funny or with as much passion as the great kyoto.
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