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#78284 - 01/12/05 03:53 AM Re: More Porn Convention Pictures MONKEY STYLE
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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Special K was the culprit, it appears





That makes more sense. Sounds like a mild "K-hole."

I have to say, for sheer fun value, K is one of the best. It's an adventure just going to the grocery store, with enough of it. Of course, this is all second hand, you know.



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#78285 - 01/12/05 04:01 AM Re: More Porn Convention Pictures MONKEY STYLE
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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That makes more sense. Sounds like a mild "K-hole."

I have to say, for sheer fun value, K is one of the best. It's an adventure just going to the grocery store, with enough of it. Of course, this is all second hand, you know.





What's the effect? They say it's a tranquilizer, but the way they talk about it doesn't sound like one. Sometimes it sounds like a psychadelic.
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#78286 - 01/12/05 04:06 AM Re: More Porn Convention Pictures MONKEY STYLE
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
It DOES have some serious psychadelic properties. It is a sub-primate tranq, used most often on animals, but some on humans.

It's not like anything else, so I can't describe it very well. It confuses you about 100 times more than the first time you got really stoned.

I had some very existential experiences, thinking I was transcending this vibrational reality, only to wake up naked halfway outside my apartment's front door with a bunch of the little neighbor Mexican kids standing around looking down at me.

Those people never would invite me for dinner. Racists.

Oh, but that was about 8 years ago, in college.

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#78287 - 01/12/05 04:33 AM Re: More Porn Convention Pictures MONKEY STYLE
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Does the lighting make Kyoto look better?




He went back to the room and put on his nametag.


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#78288 - 01/12/05 05:13 AM Separated At Birth?
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Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
You know, I'd been wondering what inspired Jesse Jane's look, and then it just dawned on me:



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#78289 - 01/12/05 06:27 AM Re: Separated At Birth?
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Thats just weird, i actually thought the other day that i bet smartt has roger rabit bed sheets and then you post this. Im not trying to be funny here (obviously) that thought actually crossed my mind while reading some crap he posted.
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#78290 - 01/12/05 10:37 PM Re: More Porn Convention Pictures MONKEY STYLE
Ivor Biggun Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
As he collected his prize, Mr Woo expressed his surprise and delight that his bid of $50 and a bottle of Captain Morgan was enough to win Nicole's anal virginity auction.

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#78291 - 01/13/05 02:28 AM Re: Separated At Birth?
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
smartt doesn't use the roger rabbit sheets--they're for little kids. now he uses his ewok and klingon ones, which is great as now he's got more to talk about with the peasant boys he lures off the streets.
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#78292 - 01/13/05 07:51 AM Re: Separated At Birth?
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

smartt doesn't use the roger rabbit sheets--they're for little kids. now he uses his ewok and klingon ones, which is great as now he's got more to talk about with the peasant boys he lures off the streets.






Yeah i want to know exactly when smartt made the turn towards young boys and trannys here at xxxpt, im guessing it was around the time i pretend to have an affair with xtina when she was 12 and it sent both him and pussypower over the edge. Holy shit that was funny.
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#78293 - 01/17/05 11:55 AM Re: More Porn Convention Pictures MONKEY STYLE
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Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
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This just doesn't feel right.



According to her website, this "Pamela Anderson lookalike" offers escort service for $500 an hour. For $1000 an hour she says she'll bring along one of her many porn star friends for a threesome. Including this dude (women & couples only):


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#78294 - 01/17/05 12:58 PM Re: More Porn Convention Pictures MONKEY STYLE
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Don't forget:


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#78295 - 01/17/05 01:00 PM Re: More Porn Convention Pictures MONKEY STYLE
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
She has Randy Wright listed just for Monkey.


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#78296 - 01/17/05 01:30 PM Re: More Porn Convention Pictures MONKEY STYLE
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
to quote the film new jack city when ice-t's cover is blown----"yo nino, I seeeen this motherfucker before". pamela=the mythical medusa. we're calling upon smartt or bjfan to slay her, perseus-style. why? they've got tiny penises like this guy

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#78297 - 01/17/05 06:15 PM Re: More Porn Convention Pictures MONKEY STYLE
mullah mayhem Offline
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Registered: 11/12/04
Posts: 90
Loc: tora bora
Monkey is this you with gen padova..?




Edited by mullah mayhem (01/17/05 06:19 PM)
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#78298 - 01/17/05 07:29 PM Re: More Porn Convention Pictures MONKEY STYLE
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
First off, Cm teagan doesn't look too great in print art form.

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Monkey is this you with gen padova..?




It looks like a cross between bjfan (although hard to tell since ive only seen him with a penis in the way from ground view) and steven st croix. If it was me i would've killed myself a long time ago, or at the very least tried to kill gen as i stood next to her.
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#78299 - 01/17/05 07:33 PM Re: More Porn Convention Pictures MONKEY STYLE
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
I don't mean to hijack this thread, but does anyone have any idea why Randi Wright dips her head that way in every single pic of herself. Does she think it distinguishes her? Is her neck permenantly craned from sucking too much dick. Back to your regularly scheduled thread.
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She has Randy Wright listed just for Monkey.


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#78300 - 01/17/05 07:42 PM Re: More Porn Convention Pictures MONKEY STYLE
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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I don't mean to hijack this thread, but does anyone have any idea why Randi Wright dips her head that way in every single pic of herself. Does she think it distinguishes her? Is her neck permenantly craned from sucking too much dick. Back to your regularly scheduled thread.






its her pose, like jennifer love hewitt who does the turn her head over her back and whatever paris hilton does, or something. Maybe the view from the front isn't friendly with the botoxed forehead, side view is more flattering.
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#78301 - 01/17/05 07:50 PM Re: More Porn Convention Pictures MONKEY STYLE
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

First off, Cm teagan doesn't look too great in print art form.




I agree, The Picture of Dorian Gray comes to mind.

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#78302 - 01/17/05 07:56 PM Re: More Porn Convention Pictures MONKEY STYLE
Ivor Biggun Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
Quote:

I don't mean to hijack this thread, but does anyone have any idea why Randi Wright dips her head that way in every single pic of herself. Does she think it distinguishes her? Is her neck permenantly craned from sucking too much dick. Back to your regularly scheduled thread.





That's as far as she can lift her head, her skin is already pulled so tight from so much plastic surgery.
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#78303 - 01/18/05 07:46 AM Re: More Porn Convention Pictures MONKEY STYLE
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
Quote:


its her pose,




I think Randi calls it Magnum or Blue Steel...
Quote:


and whatever paris hilton does




Spread her legs and then claim not to be a skank
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#78304 - 01/27/05 03:26 PM Re: More Porn Convention Pictures MONKEY STYLE
Ivor Biggun Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
Quote:

Quote:

its her pose,



I think Randi calls it Magnum or Blue Steel...



I'd like to give her an orange mocha frappuchino.
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#78305 - 02/17/07 11:39 AM Re: More Porn Convention Pictures MONKEY STYLE
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Registered: 12/06/05
Posts: 1135
Loc: Temple Of Doom
Bump.
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