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#78234 - 01/09/05 04:53 PM
More Porn Convention Pictures MONKEY STYLE
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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God damn, well it ever end. here we go. jesus, has anyone ever aged and burned out faster then jesse. She hasn't fixed the hair, its still the fucked up same as it was a month ago. Porns first superstar conjoined twins, Conjoined twins sex is hot. When it rains, niggas get wet, stay dry. . His excellency finally gets to ariana. Shit has hit the fan. KILL, KILL, KILL, DIE, DIE, DIE. I haven't done anything to this picture, but look at how much bigger his head is compared to his body. Its like an orange on a toothpick. Very logo worthy. I honestly think it would be hard to fuck tera knowing how many times evan has been through her, how depressing. OMG, LOGO ME. Her reaction when told she is going out with HCG guy.
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#78235 - 01/09/05 05:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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What a fucked up way to find out what my mom is doing in her spare time. Perfect snipper shot, forward and to the right, look at this, it couldn't be coming from the book depository, forward and to the right. The coolest mother fucker at the convention. ME. Porns next big thing, or so they say, who are they you ask, only you know who, who and why is the question we ask, why we ask, who knows? A voice in my head keeps saying "grab his bling and throw it at the window" over and over. I blame meliss. I love Lacey. Perhaps my favorite porn couple ever. Jason Giambi and Barry Bonds. When i see this i keep hearing "grab his perm and throw it by the window" over and over, i blame meliss.
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#78244 - 01/09/05 09:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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LOL thanks boil. Monkey asks meliss how the convention was and heres the response i got "Great, you good little turd."
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#78246 - 01/10/05 03:06 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/22/03
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Anybody else have more pics of the convention? For having no idea what the convention was like......i love the pics!!
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#78252 - 01/10/05 03:47 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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Gracias Zenman. She is my hot little punk rocker.
I have another little punk rocker fantasy who I like now, too . . . Allie Sin. One hot little tatted up mofo. she needs more piercings, but she'll do. I here AS is only doing g/g now. Cunts cunts cunts!!!!!!!!
BTW, just to bring the wrath upon me . . . . HCG's girl is H-O-T HAWT!!!!!!
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#78253 - 01/10/05 03:53 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
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What happened to her face? Holy shit!
Looks like she took a facial, wiped it up, and forgot to reapply her makeup.
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#78254 - 01/10/05 05:25 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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it's obviously leprosy, it's pretty evident herschel savage, eric everhard and amber lynn have it to based parts of their faces falling off gradually. if this punishment is allah's will, i'm taking flying lessons.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#78256 - 01/10/05 07:09 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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The chick with the shit on her face doesn't really have it on her face, i just think its the light hitting her cheap sequins (yes i am gay) and the chick below looks a lot like friday, if it is it appears she now eats all her meals with jewel de nyle. If you are going to put on weight why rock up wearing a barely there top and spandex pants.
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#78259 - 01/10/05 08:04 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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At risk of seeming like an ADT-style simpering fanboy, I must compliment Melissa here. If you can manage to ignore the appearance of Leo Sayer's secret lovechild, this photo shows her looking so much more naturally beautiful than most of the massively made-up, surgically enhanced whores on display.
I totally agree with this. The sultry Melissa is hot, but she seems more natural when she lets her hair down, so to speak. I love the new Melissa a lot more.
cosign
You know they have classes for learning to drive, learning to scuba dive, and skydive. Some of these new whores need get Melissa to teach a workshop on proper pornwhore etiquette.
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#78260 - 01/10/05 09:09 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 10/09/04
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You know they have classes for learning to drive, learning to scuba dive, and skydive. Some of these new whores need get Melissa to teach a workshop on proper pornwhore etiquette.
I don't think it's a pornwhore thing, it's a general woman thing. With make-up, less is more. The best make-up is when you don't notice she's wearing any - it's an old cliche, but it's true. When you're starting off with someone who is naturally good-looking, cosmetics should be used to emphasise and enhance those good looks, not obscure and re-paint them.
When Melissa changed her hair, as part of the whole makeover I felt she went a little overboard with the make up. I'm glad she's returned to the more natural look I adore. If it ain't broke, don't fix it!
Sometimes I wonder if some of these girls use make-up as a sort of mask to hide behind. Disregarding the porn context momentarily, if shown that photo of Melissa, I imagine her dad would proudly say "that's my girl!". I doubt Jesse Jane's parents would even recognise her.
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#78263 - 01/10/05 11:24 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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I didn't even know Marjoe Gortner recoreded an album until I looked up his picture.
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#78264 - 01/10/05 01:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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This thread is exactly why if I ever go to Vegas I'll wear my Nixon mask the entire time. Assuming I can get by security, of course.
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#78265 - 01/10/05 03:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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You make me feel like dancing, i wanna dance the night away, great that will be stuck in my head for 2 3/4 days.
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#78270 - 01/11/05 07:22 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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Special K was the culprit, it appears: Gia Paloma Out of Hospital, Back to Show Floor Quote:
UPDATE: After getting conflicting reports on Gia Paloma's status from the people at Anabolic, Lance Alot came through with the truth, just as he did earlier in the day. He said, again, that Gia was in makeup and would be down in 10 minutes. And she was, right at 4:45, 15 minutes before the show ended for the day. She wasn't 100%, but she immediately drew a big crowd and posed for fan photos for about 15 minutes. Then it was lights out and yours truly and Anabolic's Saki Bomb walked her to dinner. Gia's first post-OD interview coming soon. Let's just hope the recorder worked. No matter what, Gia is fine. And it was a cocaine OD. More coming soon....
ORIGINAL STORY: Best New Starlet nominee Gia Paloma overdosed at the Venetian's popular Circle Bar Friday night sometime between 10 and 11. The hard-working sexpot, who is also nominated for Best Actress for her work in Wild Things on the Run (Coast To Coast Video); one of her many starring roles, Gia Has a Negro Problem, (LéWood Productions/JM Productions) is up for Best Interracial Release; and Best All-Girl Sex Scene – Video for The Violation of Audrey Hollander (JM Productions; which also stars in the scene were Audrey Hollander, Ashley Blue, Tyla Wynn, Brodi & Kelly Kline). She has been one of the hardest working stars in the business since she ditched her job at Starbucks and ditched her clothes for a life in porno in October of 2003, turning in hundreds of scenes. Last month she even made her directorial debut.
People who witnessed the overdose said that Paloma was reportedly having a hard time walking and standing (suspected and in no way confirmed is that she was taking Ketamine hydrochloride, an animal tranquilizer more popularly known as "Special K"). At one point she fell against (JM Productions owner) Jeff Steward, then onto the floor, completely unconscious. Both Steward and his wife, Sandy, said that Gia looked like she was going to die. No awareness, no ability to speak and probably no memory of the event. Paramedics were called and Paloma was carried through the Venetian on a stretcher.
As of 1:30 this afternoon, sources at Anabolic (where Paloma is signing) confirmed the OD and said she was out of the hospital and in makeup, expected to be back on the floor signing in 30-45 minutes. When JM's Steward was told that she was not only out of the hospital, but would soon be back at the Anabolic booth signing, he shook his head and said, "Now THAT'S a real rock star."
Paloma, who is considered one of the top contenders for Best New Starlet award, has been taking on more work as a makeup artist and last month directed her first video for Corey Jordan's No Boundaries and performing in fewer scenes.
Paloma was unavailable for comment (because she was getting her makeup done for the show floor.
More information when Paloma is back in the booth.
To read her Fresh Off the Bus: http://www.avninsider.com/stories/giapaloma030504.shtml
For a list of AVN Awards 2005 nominees: http://www.avnawards.com/2005nominees.shtml
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#78275 - 01/11/05 09:59 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/02/04
Posts: 483
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Is it me, or does Ariana look emaciated here.
Don't get me wrong, I still think she's a total hottie.
She's on a modified Atkins diet. Lots of protein with $800 of crank a week .
She had a pretty high protein intake about a month ago over in Europe...
Wait, wrong hole.
I love that girl!
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#78281 - 01/11/05 07:35 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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#78282 - 01/11/05 07:36 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
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