I don't know whether to respond seriously to this or not.
If true, and the charges are federal, then it's not uncommon for the girlfriend to get pinched along with the boyfriend for not much more than just being at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Either way, maybe she'll need money when she gets out and actually do some porn.
Or, maybe she'll post here is a few minutes to days and I'll start breathing again. Until then, my life is fucking over.
I'm off to find out where to apply for a turnkey position. Must. Extort. Sexual. Favors.