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#77977 - 01/07/05 12:43 PM Smelly Monkey has changed my life
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
If you posted a link to the Randi Wright website, I missed it. I won't post it here either because half of the pleasure is in the discovery.

This is... wow... I'm going to have to infiltrate here. It's like someone spiked the water in Oz with microdots.

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okay how weird is this lmao. I'm sittin here watchin TLC some surgery show i guess its a surgery marathon day today idk lol and i wouldnt normally be watching this but i was just too busy to change the channel and i see someone who looks REALLY familiar to me.... and then i hear Randis voice! lmao ((her mom was who looked familiar)) I remember when Randi was being followed around with cameras for this that was like over a year ago haha. But she looked so cute! I taped part of it lol. And i saw adorable little Brittany!!!!! SOOOOOOOO cute!!!! It's called: 'Plastic Surgery Beverly Hills'. awesome! i miss u baybee!







This guy, "RandiWorshipper," has a Beavis avatar, which somehow adds to it, like paprika:

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To Believe that I can actually speak with Randi Wright on this site!
Thanks 4 the "New Years" response Randi!

I wish I could make it to Vegas,
but i Sure hope to meet you someday!

Call it Lust, Love, What ever! I'm there!!
You're the Best!!

RW





I love this girl, but I still give Melissa Lauren (there are two Melissa's here now) 3:1 odds over her. Kami, I wouldn't even take bets:

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yeah i got kicked out for being inappropriate in class,i wanted to kill this football player and i almost did one day in class,so i got kicked out anyways yeah so i was only there for a lil bit,that wasnt the only school i got kicked out of.lol




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#77978 - 01/07/05 12:44 PM Re: Smelly Monkey has changed my life
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
Don't know how I forgot this one.

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AHHHHHH i get so sad when ppl call him a rat or a cat lol he's soooo not!! he's just liddo!!! that means liddo poops which is better than big poops by big dogs haha. And they dont eat as much, they dont slobber and theyre easy to bathe!! haha





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#77979 - 01/07/05 01:08 PM Re: Smelly Monkey has changed my life
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Arab, get an old school brown paper bag like your father used to take his lunch to work in, put it over your mouth and nose and breath deep for about 3 minutes. You'll soon be over this and get back to normal.

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#77980 - 01/07/05 02:51 PM Re: Smelly Monkey has changed my life
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
wow. just wow. this one has so much potential for fun, but it's obvious subtlety is needed, even if the urge to do otherwise gets more painful than polishing off a 72oz big gulp then hopping on public transportation.

arab, this one is a chipped nail away from doing something with a blade-she's got them crazy eyes. drop her in a prison and the mexicans would give her space.
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#77981 - 01/07/05 05:17 PM Re: Smelly Monkey has changed my life
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
Bornyo I only have plastic bags here and I'm not going to fall for that one again.

James, I'm just in awe. On the one hand Randi and her friend Piink seem to have a good thing going and I don't want to be the one to ruin it, like we did with Nicole Brazzle. The more Nicole talked, the funnier it was, but it looks like she won't post here again.

Those rose tattoos are insane, those alone would give El Eme shivers down the backs of their soiled wifebeaters.
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#77982 - 01/08/05 12:26 AM Re: Smelly Monkey has changed my life
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Its fucking great isn't it. yet i can't post there for 2 reasons

1) I don't want to upset the delicate balance of delusion and unintentional comedy gold

and

2) If im caught posting anywhere else but XXXPT Jeff and Tony will prosecute me to the full extent of the law over contract breach.
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#77983 - 01/10/05 12:43 AM Re: Smelly Monkey has changed my life
Ivor Biggun Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
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James, I'm just in awe. On the one hand Randi and her friend Piink seem to have a good thing going and I don't want to be the one to ruin it, like we did with Nicole Brazzle. The more Nicole talked, the funnier it was, but it looks like she won't post here again.



I'm not so sure she's gone.
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#77984 - 01/10/05 05:44 AM Re: Smelly Monkey has changed my life
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
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I don't want to upset the delicate balance of delusion and unintentional comedy gold





That's a good point. I'm fighting the urge, it's like our forefathers exploring America, finding these breathtaking wilderness areas with their delicate ecosystems and feeling the urge to run in there blindly with a chainsaw.
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#77985 - 01/28/05 12:49 PM Re: Smelly Monkey has changed my life
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
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I'm fighting the urge, it's like our forefathers exploring America, finding these breathtaking wilderness areas with their delicate ecosystems and feeling the urge to run in there blindly with a chainsaw.





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