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#77927 - 01/07/05 05:01 AM
Internext Porn Convention Pictures, MONKEY STYLE
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Im tired so lets get into it
Britney, too many parties, too much sun or perhaps too much porn, she is taking the dreaded hard look turn that happens to all porn stars at some point.
Here is gina lynn's boyfriend/porn performer. Who now spends his whole life trying to look like eminem (how sad) even though he looks NOTHING like him, perhaps he could pass as down syndrome eminem if the real eminem look a like is hired by a different party. If i could bottle the hatred i have for this guy i could end a lot of problems in the middle east, at this point i have no idea where i am or what im talking about, enjoy.
This guy has fucked every major porn star, it seems wrong, doesn't it? He has dead tooth too.
jrv's son, showing his fathers flair for the dramatic.
Edited by smelly monkey (01/07/05 05:33 AM)
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#77928 - 01/07/05 05:11 AM
Re: Internext Porn Convention Pictures, MONKEY STYLE
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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That stupid cow who hardcore gossip guy managed to convince that it was a good idea to let him inside of her on a regular basis. Word has it she has a mild case of down syndrome, if thats possible.
AHHHHHH. A perfect opportunity to see how far you could dig a shovel into his neck with one swing and its wasted, Evan the women beating rapist. Hi tera.
Please kill me, i have nothing, i am nothing. Best picture ever, i see such sadness in your eyes (drugged out indian then walks off with plants in hand)
Okay , im here, what booth do i go to sign at?. Puzzled, uninterested guy responds 'umm sorry who are you again?' What do you mean, you said you were going to make me a star when i came to see you last week and that you wanted me to come here and sign, i hadn't heard back from you so i figured it was still on. " ohh yess mary right" no, sarah, "yeah sorry, sarah come with me we will have you over here" (he walks her behind the action where some loose extra promo sheets are , "okay stand here and hand these out" but theres no people here, (guy pretends not to hear her and walks off.
Edited by smelly monkey (01/07/05 05:34 AM)
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#77929 - 01/07/05 05:19 AM
Re: Internext Porn Convention Pictures, MONKEY STYLE
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Jesus Christ. porn the most accepting industry in the world. I have nothing for this except jesus christ, just a mess of epic proportions.
Is it just me or can you see her stopping over at hardcoregossip guys place late at night, its raining out, she knocks on the door " or sorry to come round so late just had to drop these off" Then HCG guy saying come in out of the rain, then it pans to a fire place, a room surrounded in candles, the sound of the rain in the back ground , slowly moves across the room where you see her pale naked body in full view laying ontop of HCG guy's body, unable to move, just laying motionless. What is wrong with me?.
Porn chick making a ADT member's life (jrv's son in background)
The day it all changed for jenna, No longer the masses lined up for an hour to get stuff signed, in fact ron's line is bigger, a hard day, realization sets in.
Edited by smelly monkey (01/07/05 05:35 AM)
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#77930 - 01/07/05 05:25 AM
Re: Internext Porn Convention Pictures, MONKEY STYLE
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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 Hi there, im having SUCH a great time, thank you.  (taken moments later) Why are you doing this, what do you want, im such a dirty worthless slut, who is turned on by this, AHHH goddd (tear rolls down face) i fucking HATE you, WHYYYYYY, AHHHH OHHHH GODDDD. (had to, sorry)  (check out the shirt)  Granted the guy who did her eye job should be shot and the fact her shirt annoys me greatly and that the black guy is needed to protect them both from weird business man and two drunk dregs in the back id still fuck her, hey her kids have to eat, right?.
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#77931 - 01/07/05 05:31 AM
Re: Internext Porn Convention Pictures, MONKEY STYLE
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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 Krystal steal, looking like krystal steal, She fucked up her boobs, i blame jenna, and im sure they both care.  Carmen trying to steal stuff as always and getting caught in the act, as always.  The moment Luke realized that wankus has lured him to the adam male gay section for a reason. This was the closest we have had to one of our own close enough to do some damage to wankus.  ....
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#77933 - 01/07/05 08:36 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
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Krystal & Carmen...WOW 
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#77934 - 01/07/05 08:40 AM
Re: Internext Porn Convention Pictures, MONKEY STY
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Funny shit. Here's one. Luke wearily smiles as wankus tries to hand him the cum bong from Evil Angels latest hit flick "Fisting Firemen #9"
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#77936 - 01/07/05 09:07 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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what happened to the concept of pride and knowing when to fall on your sword? walking around las vegas in a pink ballerina tu-tu holding a funnel while mugging for the camera is the marianas trench of humanity. do you think that guy is swami?
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#77937 - 01/07/05 09:10 AM
Re: Internext Porn Convention Pictures, MONKEY STY
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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cleetus, "breakdown" is the best song ever-great quote. after that, axl was all dolphins and rock died.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#77940 - 01/07/05 01:22 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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What is there a free buffet at these things- WTF is Wankus eating 
a fish filet sandwich. that's all he can afford at the moment. he's waiting for ksex to become HUGE! then it'll be lobster every night.
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#77941 - 01/07/05 02:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Thanks for the props Jamesn and Arab- I like Guns-n-Roses and thew quote has so many uses so I figured why not after all I never change my avatar and have to mix something up. Kyoto, it won't be regular lobster anyway probably only those little jerked off rock lobsters
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#77942 - 01/07/05 03:10 PM
Re: Internext Porn Convention Pictures, MONKEY STY
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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axl was already lost to being axl by then-but lies was fucking amazing. nobody's put together 8 songs 15 years later or ten years prior that suceeded in being rock done correctly. nasty blues-based lead guitars and whacked out vocalists are more endangered than those silly fake chinese bears but it was the same shit that makes zepplin, keef and mick, even aerosmith make the radioheads seem disposable a year after they release something. i'm obviously talking in a popular sense-there are exceptions out there but you're not going to catch them on your way to work on fm. most rock bands aren't even doing a good job as cover bands-when kyoto goes on his killing frenzy it better be near the white stripes and the rest of the ripoff artists propped up by arista and co.
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#77943 - 01/07/05 05:04 PM
Re: Internext Porn Convention Pictures, MONKEY STY
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 11/12/04
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#77945 - 01/08/05 06:50 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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Lauren Phoenix is truly pretty here. She is the only one without ten pounds of clown make-up.
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#77957 - 01/08/05 06:08 PM
Re: Internext Porn Convention Pictures, MONKEY STY
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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YES BOIL. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. Now monkey has a logo for all things that monkey disapproves off. 
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#77962 - 09/02/05 07:32 PM
Re: Internext Porn Convention Pictures, MONKEY STYLE
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/21/05
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Okay , im here, what booth do i go to sign at?. Puzzled, uninterested guy responds 'umm sorry who are you again?' What do you mean, you said you were going to make me a star when i came to see you last week and that you wanted me to come here and sign, i hadn't heard back from you so i figured it was still on. " ohh yess mary right" no, sarah, "yeah sorry, sarah come with me we will have you over here" (he walks her behind the action where some loose extra promo sheets are , "okay stand here and hand these out" but theres no people here, (guy pretends not to hear her and walks off.
Ha ha ha! I needed that one after watching all the depressing hurricane coverage. Too funny! 
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#77963 - 05/24/06 06:20 AM
Re: Internext Porn Convention Pictures, MONKEY STY
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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bizump
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#77964 - 05/24/06 02:29 PM
Re: Internext Porn Convention Pictures, MONKEY STY
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/06/05
Posts: 1135
Loc: Temple Of Doom
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Thanks for the bump Gia. This is my favorite all time thread. I was looking for this the other day and couldn't find it. I bookmarked it now though. The Wankus I am nothing and the fat chick/hardcore gossip guy picture commentaries never fail to make me laugh. 
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#77967 - 05/26/06 08:57 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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Hello,my name is Wankus and im a Meth addict. 
too fat to be a Meth addict
LOL!!!
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#77968 - 11/01/06 04:15 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
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#77969 - 11/01/06 04:18 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
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#77972 - 01/27/09 09:03 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
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*BUMP* for the revival of Monkey. Saw an anon reading it...classic thread.
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