When I do marry and get a girl(am just 23 yet) and when she gets old enough, if I ever see her in aprono, I think i'll just want to go somewhere and kill myself.
Yes, I know I'm a hypocrite for enjoying a wank over the girls of other parents, and then saying that I'll die if the same happens to me if I have a girl....but damn this is one of the hypocricies I can't avoid