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#77703 - 01/06/05 07:46 AM
Porn Whores I want to fuck in 2005...
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Pervert
Registered: 05/31/03
Posts: 2211
Loc: TX
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No particular order... Missy Monroe Gen Padova Jackie Moore Melissa Lauren Kami Nicole Brazzle Cherry Poppens Loni Mary Carey Jessica Darlin Carmen Sophia Britney Madison Kat 
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#77704 - 01/06/05 10:29 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/22/04
Posts: 53
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Ariana Venus 
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#77705 - 01/06/05 04:56 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 10/31/04
Posts: 11
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No particular order...
nikki loren
sammi rhodes
teagan
ashley long
julia ann
stormy
lucile lee
alexa rae
mercedes
lauren phonix
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#77709 - 01/07/05 08:05 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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#77712 - 01/07/05 11:30 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Master of Chicken, my sweet prince! If you wanna take a close look at me, why don´t you come over? I´ll try be a nice girl!
Is this how stalkers are made?
I'm lazy, you come to Canada. You pay for your trip up here, fuck me and I'll buy you dinner. Sound fair?
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#77714 - 01/07/05 11:57 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Sorry! But I´ll think I understand why you chooses the name Chicken... (HI HI HI)
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#77716 - 01/10/05 09:21 PM
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aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
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Gen, wanna fuck? 
FUCK YA! You're fun to play and giggle with!
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#77719 - 01/11/05 06:45 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/29/03
Posts: 538
Loc: Australia
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For the record my list would be:- Kayla Marie Jamie Brooks Madison Gen Padova Teagan Natasha Dolling Melissa Lauren In no order of course. First come first served 
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#77720 - 01/11/05 07:53 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/15/04
Posts: 87
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Of the original list, show up at the AVN's with $500 bucks and a bottle of jack daniels and 4 out of 10 would be available...
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#77723 - 01/12/05 06:42 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/13/04
Posts: 222
Loc: XXX, USA
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Of the original list, show up at the AVN's with $500 bucks and a bottle of jack daniels and 4 out of 10 would be available...
I thing you mean each after the jack daniels. Otherwise it would cost you $500 X 4 or cost you $2,000.00 plus $20 for the jack daniels each or another $80.00! If they don't drink first that is!
I don't thing they would split the $500 four ways and do it unless they each consume a bottle of Jack Daniels!
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#77725 - 01/09/07 09:16 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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aren't they all retired, dead, or married. or a combo of each?
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#77726 - 01/09/07 11:48 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
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Britney Madison is available, but you'll need to throw in a tip for the gravedigger in order to rent his shovel.
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[The movie business] is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There is also a negative side. - Hunter S. Thompson
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#77727 - 01/09/07 11:59 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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ok, is there any profession funnier than "grave-robber" i think it may be the single most ignoble gig out there. aside from "skeeter kerkove's attorney"
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#77728 - 01/09/07 12:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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grave-robbers are pretty pathetic especially when you consider the only valuables they might uncover were already stolen by the funeral director before the body was buried.
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#77729 - 01/09/07 12:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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About 25 years ago some "geniuses" decided to rob the graves of an Orthodox cemetery in NYC. One issue: Like the Muslims, Jews can't be buried with possessions [all go "equal" to be judged]. So the dreams of treasure were dashed. It took 'em about a dozen graves to figure this out. But, there isn't an "SAT" needed to qualify for the job. Right Chisulo?? 
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#77730 - 01/09/07 12:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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the funny thing is freelance tomb-raiders(tombilares sic?) actually beat real archaelogists to finds constantly. they just dig at night and sell roman vestigial shit to sotheby's and shadeball people who want tiles and don't care how they get them.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#77731 - 01/09/07 12:42 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
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If it wasn't for grave robbers, the Egyptian empire would never have lasted long enough for them to build the pyramids. Burying a huge percentage of your national wealth for some dead Pharoah to use is not really a good investment.
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[The movie business] is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There is also a negative side. - Hunter S. Thompson
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#77732 - 01/09/07 06:14 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Gen Padova and Gia Jordan are retired, but I would still love to hook up. Others I would like to hook up with are in no particular order Jenna Presley, Melissa Ashley, Mia Rose, Ceara Lynch, Cherry Poppins, and Brandie May and then Gia Paloma, Emily DaVinci, Olivia O'Lovely, Jasmine Byrne, and Nautica Thorne.
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#77734 - 01/09/07 06:18 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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live off shitty bank interest? invest, padova.
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#77735 - 01/09/07 06:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I'd like to hook up with Cherry Poppins... I'd like to hook her up by the heels to Burgs wheelchair and let him drag her around the floor.
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#77737 - 01/09/07 07:12 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Have you considered the  niche?
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#77739 - 01/09/07 07:53 PM
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aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
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Have you considered the niche?
you want me to whip you Ivor? 
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#77740 - 01/10/07 03:43 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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I would rather kiss you tenderly all over,  and was thinking more in terms of ways for you to make money.
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#77741 - 01/10/07 04:34 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
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I'm not retired. The day I can live off of my bank account without ever having to work will be the day I'm retired. 
Thank goodness!!!  
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#77742 - 01/10/07 04:40 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
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I'd probably still work even when retired cuz I'd go out of my mind not doing something productive with myself. Whether its swallowing cum or not. 
Gen and swallowing is an awesome combination!!! 
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#77744 - 01/10/07 08:11 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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white wine is for cooking.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#77745 - 01/10/07 10:43 AM
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aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
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white wine is for cooking.
Ah yes! But you gotta drink some while doing so. Otherwise the bottle will feel lonely 
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#77750 - 01/10/07 11:32 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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