"how to look like a lower-middle class 15-year old who spends every afternoon at a mall"

wankus must be almost 40, about the time guys trying to be "cool" start racing against time and ultimately end up irrelevant, perverse clowns with facelifts. wankus is a whore and they don't age well-rust never sleeps but it's toughest on "FM-guys" and total frauds. this guy is fighting entropy with ego-very ugly and soo0 un-garfield.

he won't even be able to do b.mitzvahs or weddings thanks to his past, that makes me happy.