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#77586 - 01/05/05 03:26 AM BEST PICTURE EVER
Smelly Monkey Offline
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#77587 - 01/05/05 03:47 AM Re: BEST PICTURE EVER
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
My God that is gay. That is Chico and the Man gay.

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#77588 - 01/05/05 03:52 AM Re: BEST PICTURE EVER
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Registered: 11/13/04
Posts: 427
Loc: Crystal Ray, “Khan helpe...
The man behind the mask...


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#77589 - 01/05/05 08:12 AM Re: BEST PICTURE EVER
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Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
Fuck me, I lost it when saw that pic!!!! I'll try and post something later on when I calm down.
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#77590 - 01/05/05 02:40 PM Re: BEST PICTURE EVER
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
I would do anything for this image to cover every inch of zenman's house.
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#77591 - 01/05/05 03:35 PM Re: BEST PICTURE EVER
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
if i was married, this would make me beat my wife and kids. wankus looks so much like one of those penciltop troll-dolls with his grossly oversized head it's not funny. i'd step on his neck for 4 bucks.
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#77592 - 01/05/05 06:54 PM Re: BEST PICTURE EVER
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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if i was married, this would make me beat my wife and kids. wankus looks so much like one of those penciltop troll-dolls with his grossly oversized head it's not funny. i'd step on his neck for 4 bucks.




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#77593 - 01/05/05 07:00 PM Re: BEST PICTURE EVER
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
I hate wankus, the first thing that ran through my head when i saw that picture was. "how to look ghetto on a shoe string budget".
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#77594 - 01/05/05 09:50 PM Re: BEST PICTURE EVER
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
"how to look like a lower-middle class 15-year old who spends every afternoon at a mall"

wankus must be almost 40, about the time guys trying to be "cool" start racing against time and ultimately end up irrelevant, perverse clowns with facelifts. wankus is a whore and they don't age well-rust never sleeps but it's toughest on "FM-guys" and total frauds. this guy is fighting entropy with ego-very ugly and soo0 un-garfield.

he won't even be able to do b.mitzvahs or weddings thanks to his past, that makes me happy.
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#77595 - 01/06/05 01:44 AM Re: BEST PICTURE EVER
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

I would do anything for this image to cover every inch of zenman's house.




The pained look of futility and surrender in his eyes ("what have i done with my life?") almost makes me want to feel sorry for him. Almost.
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#77596 - 01/06/05 05:03 AM Re: BEST PICTURE EVER
MidWestBadGirls Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 12/25/04
Posts: 21
Loc: St. Louis, MO
My first thought was...bass player, 80's hair metal band, reunion tour...
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#77597 - 01/06/05 07:34 AM Re: BEST PICTURE EVER
Cerberus Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
Quote:

My first thought was...bass player, 80's hair metal band, reunion tour...



At an airport Holiday Inn.
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#77598 - 01/06/05 08:33 AM Re: BEST PICTURE EVER
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
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My first thought was...bass player, 80's hair metal band, reunion tour...





What's funny is that he was (allegedly) a back-up musician for a washed up band at the height of his music career.

Yeah, a failed musician in porn. Stranger things...

I do agree with Zen that this picture reveals such a desperation and internal pain that I almost don't hate him. Then I notice the #69 on his shirt and remember how fucking annoying he is.

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#77599 - 01/06/05 08:43 AM Re: BEST PICTURE EVER
GARFIELD Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
I kinda feel sorry for him, because he still gets ragged on ALOT & is not even here to verbally defend himself
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#77600 - 01/06/05 08:45 AM Re: BEST PICTURE EVER
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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I kinda feel sorry for him, because he still gets ragged on ALOT & is not even here to verbally defend himself




He has a account and has posted here a smattering of times. He can come here and defend himself at any time. Not that he would.
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#77601 - 01/06/05 08:49 AM Re: BEST PICTURE EVER
GARFIELD Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
My bad I thought he was still banned
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#77602 - 01/06/05 09:00 AM Re: BEST PICTURE EVER
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Wankus was never banned. You're thinking of Swami. (Wankus is not Swami. )
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#77603 - 01/06/05 09:14 AM Re: BEST PICTURE EVER
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
are you sure Zen? it's the same picture
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#77604 - 01/06/05 10:26 AM Re: BEST PICTURE EVER
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
Now that ChickenMaster has this pic as his avatar, I see a resemblence to Corey Feldman's older brother/roadie/drug supplier.
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#77605 - 01/06/05 06:12 PM Re: BEST PICTURE EVER
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
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What's funny is that he was (allegedly) a back-up musician for a washed up band at the height of his music career.




One of the The Village People?
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#77606 - 01/07/05 04:51 AM Re: BEST PICTURE EVER
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
I stand corrected, this picture has inspired me to do a monkey style picture thread on the recent porn convention pictures.

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#77607 - 01/07/05 11:08 AM Re: BEST PICTURE EVER
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Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
Quote:

I stand corrected, this picture has inspired me to do a monkey style picture thread on the recent porn convention pictures.





Monkey, This has got to be the greatest picture of all times. What the fuck is he now Gangsta Nerd. Fuck I can't stand it. I just keep laughing uncontrollably. Most people quit that me be like you in grade school.

Oh by the way, are crips and bloods hanging together now?
Fuck that pic is great...
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#77608 - 01/07/05 04:26 PM Re: BEST PICTURE EVER
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
It's funny how Wankus thinks he can up his street cred by standing next to dark skinned people. I'm scared of that posse.
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#77609 - 01/07/05 04:57 PM Re: BEST PICTURE EVER
mullah mayhem Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 11/12/04
Posts: 90
Loc: tora bora
Wankus looks like a member of a backstreet boys tribute band.And the group shot is just to funny.
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#77610 - 01/07/05 05:20 PM Re: BEST PICTURE EVER
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
The powder blue "do- rag" is just too much
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#77611 - 01/07/05 05:43 PM Re: BEST PICTURE EVER
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

Wankus looks like a member of a backstreet boys tribute band.And the group shot is just to funny.




I'm going to make that picture my wallpaper.
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#77612 - 01/07/05 06:17 PM Re: BEST PICTURE EVER
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
something's detracting from their street cred but i can't get a bead on it.....
oh yeah, it's the fact they all have manboobs and only ice cube could pull off "gangster" with breasts. but even he stuck to slimming colors.
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#77613 - 01/07/05 06:36 PM Re: BEST PICTURE EVER
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Registered: 12/04/04
Posts: 12
Mesh shirts, hah

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#77614 - 01/08/05 12:27 AM Re: BEST PICTURE EVER
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Ive heard through someone that wankus isn't a fan of me and had some not so kind words to say about me, yet it hasn't reached the level of the threat of physical violence that i strive for all people that dislike me to reach.
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#77615 - 01/08/05 06:38 AM Re: BEST PICTURE EVER
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
The guy on the right is Da Burglar.
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#77616 - 01/08/05 07:40 AM Re: BEST PICTURE EVER
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

The guy on the right is Da Burglar.




The dude on the right? Nah I think he's just Da Hamburglar.

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#77617 - 01/08/05 08:37 AM Re: BEST PICTURE EVER
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

The guy on the right is Da Burglar.





Ha! A lot you know fucktard!! The dude on the right isn't me.....

....It's my adopted brother, Ignacio Vincente Pablo Rafael DE BURGLARez, whom my family took in after after Shining Path Guerillas destroyed his Family and their LLama Cheese Factory in Northern Peru.
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#77618 - 01/08/05 11:18 AM Re: BEST PICTURE EVER
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
No, the guy on the right is the guy from Los Lobos. How the mighty have fallen.


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#77619 - 01/08/05 06:10 PM Re: BEST PICTURE EVER
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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#77620 - 01/09/05 07:20 AM Re: BEST PICTURE EVER
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:

Quote:

The guy on the right is Da Burglar.





Ha! A lot you know fucktard!! The dude on the right isn't me.....

....It's my adopted brother, Ignacio Vincente Pablo Rafael DE BURGLARez, whom my family took in after after Shining Path Guerillas destroyed his Family and their LLama Cheese Factory in Northern Peru.






I actually fucked up and meant to say it was Buttmaster. But, nice response.
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