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#77500 - 01/04/05 07:17 PM If I met any of you in real life...
Super Macho Man Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 06/10/04
Posts: 93
Loc: 35-0 29KO
I would beat the FUCK outta you in under 10 seconds.
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#77501 - 01/04/05 07:19 PM Re: If I met any of you in real life...
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Yes! Best Post ever!

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#77502 - 01/04/05 07:23 PM Re: If I met any of you in real life...
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Just as a supplemental, why?

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#77503 - 01/04/05 07:25 PM Re: If I met any of you in real life...
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

I would beat the FUCK outta you in under 10 seconds.




Somebody will do it before I do, but I really would like to use a screenshot of this post as my sig line. I need the whole enchilada though- the Nintendo dude, the post, and his sig line for full effect

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#77504 - 01/04/05 07:28 PM Re: If I met any of you in real life...
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
There you go.



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#77505 - 01/04/05 07:47 PM Re: If I met any of you in real life...
GARFIELD Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
what a fucking retard this guy is...I'm betting he is a 14yo kid
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#77506 - 01/04/05 07:57 PM Re: If I met any of you in real life...
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Body blow, body blow...uppercut=KO
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#77507 - 01/04/05 08:16 PM Re: If I met any of you in real life...
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
YES. Internet tough guy. Shame its a fraud one. Get him Garfield.
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#77508 - 01/04/05 08:25 PM Re: If I met any of you in real life...
GARFIELD Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
like I said B4 some 14yo with a nintendo fascination
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#77509 - 01/04/05 08:26 PM Re: If I met any of you in real life...
Super Macho Man Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 06/10/04
Posts: 93
Loc: 35-0 29KO
I WOULD KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS YOU FUCKING BITCH FAG COCK WHORE. I MAY PLAY NINTENDO, BUT YOU SUCK COCK MUAHAHAHAHA
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#77510 - 01/04/05 08:27 PM Re: If I met any of you in real life...
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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I WOULD KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS YOU FUCKING BITCH FAG COCK WHORE. I MAY PLAY NINTENDO, BUT YOU SUCK COCK MUAHAHAHAHA






One question. Do you fuckie fuckie the dynamite breasts?
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#77511 - 01/04/05 08:35 PM Re: If I met any of you in real life...
GARFIELD Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
Quote:

I WOULD KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS YOU FUCKING BITCH FAG COCK WHORE. I MAY PLAY NINTENDO, BUT YOU SUCK COCK MUAHAHAHAHA




U make alot of sense kid..in REAL LIFE...U'd most likely piss yourself if U saw Me pissed off & wanting to remove your head from your shoulders...but in internet, imaginary fighting...u R undefeated remember ...so congrats
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#77512 - 01/04/05 08:39 PM Re: If I met any of you in real life...
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
I still don't understand where Super Macho Man's bout of rage has stemmed from. I feel so unfocused.

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#77513 - 01/04/05 08:42 PM Re: If I met any of you in real life...
GARFIELD Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
the guy has less the 100 posts & NONE of them ever make any sense...he should do us a favor & crawl back under that rock he came from, b/c We can only get dumber reading his stupidity
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#77514 - 01/04/05 08:51 PM Re: If I met any of you in real life...
Super Macho Man Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 06/10/04
Posts: 93
Loc: 35-0 29KO
my rage cums from all of you pukes who are gonna git your asses kicked like the rest of em. Look at my record Barfield, you will go down.
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#77515 - 01/04/05 08:54 PM Re: If I met any of you in real life...
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

my rage cums from all of you pukes who are gonna git your asses kicked like the rest of em. Look at my record Barfield, you will go down.




I'm even more confused. He even used 'cums' as a substitute for 'comes'.

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#77516 - 01/04/05 08:59 PM Re: If I met any of you in real life...
GARFIELD Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
LMFAO...thanks SMM...I have not laughed @ someone on this board so hard EVER...even including boringyo & gayoto LMFAO
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#77517 - 01/04/05 09:18 PM Re: If I met any of you in real life...
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

LMFAO...thanks SMM...I have not laughed @ someone on this board so hard EVER...even including boringyo & gayoto LMFAO




How in the fuck did you find the "@" key?

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#77518 - 01/04/05 09:20 PM Re: If I met any of you in real life...
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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How in the fuck did you find the "@" key?




Seems The Garf is a man of many talents.

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#77519 - 01/04/05 11:43 PM Re: If I met any of you in real life...
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
I wanna wrastle

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#77520 - 01/05/05 08:10 AM Re: If I met any of you in real life...
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
Quote:


I'm betting he is a 14yo kid




Great a 12 year old teeny bopper wannabe (who wants to be Jessica Simpson when she grows up) is accusing Super Macho Man of being a 14yo nintendo playa.
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#77521 - 10/07/06 05:47 PM Re: If I met any of you in real life...
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
it was all downhill from here. not bad by any means, but how do you top this? bump.
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#77522 - 10/07/06 07:46 PM Re: If I met any of you in real life...
nago Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/08/06
Posts: 219
Loc: Japan
how the hell is he going to be chico in under ten secs?

But for 500 bucks ill take you up on your challenge?

I dont have job or income right now so i can use the dough

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#77523 - 10/07/06 09:47 PM Re: If I met any of you in real life...
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Quote:

LMFAO...thanks SMM...I have not laughed @ someone on this board so hard EVER...even including boringyo & gayoto LMFAO




Quote:

How in the fuck did you find the "@" key?






Good bump james.
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#77524 - 10/07/06 10:14 PM Re: If I met any of you in real life...
GARFIELD Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
Its rough here at the Cage when We bring up 2yr old posts to keep ourselves amused
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#77525 - 10/07/06 10:32 PM Re: If I met any of you in real life...
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Its rough here at the Cage when We bring up 2yr old posts to keep ourselves amused





Doesn't help when they only time you stop by is to either deny youre gay or say how hot some 40 year old chewed up whore is whos getting her ass handed to her by the board is, we need you back johnny, you should have more free time to post here now you no longer work for balco. Johnny come back, we love garfield, garfields number 1, woot woot. How you been?.
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#77526 - 10/08/06 08:39 PM Re: If I met any of you in real life...
GARFIELD Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
Well Biatch I'm back...
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#77527 - 10/09/06 05:10 PM Re: If I met any of you in real life...
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Well Biatch I'm back...





I love you













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#77528 - 03/10/07 02:08 AM Re: If I met any of you in real life...
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
rebump
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#77529 - 03/10/07 12:00 PM Re: If I met any of you in real life...
Calvin Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
Quote:

Its rough here at the Cage when We bring up 2yr old posts to keep ourselves amused




And even rougher when they are being re-bumped six months later.

Someone needs to change Fatman's meds. Maybe then he will stop taking the abuse so calmly and go into public meltdown mode. We need a spectacle.
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#77530 - 03/10/07 08:18 PM Re: If I met any of you in real life...
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Quote:

Quote:

Its rough here at the Cage when We bring up 2yr old posts to keep ourselves amused




And even rougher when they are being re-bumped six months later.

Someone needs to change Fatman's meds. Maybe then he will stop taking the abuse so calmly and go into public meltdown mode. We need a spectacle.




Jamesn v. Fatman in World of Warcraft!

Jamesn will employ "bumped" armies of the undead XPT postings vs. Fatman's swarms of hyperactive semi-responsive replies!
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#77531 - 03/10/07 09:49 PM Re: If I met any of you in real life...
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Someone needs to change Fatman's meds. Maybe then he will stop taking the abuse so calmly and go into public meltdown mode. We need a spectacle.




What abuse?



Meds altered yesterday, but decided to pick them up Monday on my way to the Czech embassy.
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