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#77467 - 01/04/05 05:26 PM
Monkey offers bjfan safe haven and support
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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I am a fan of bjfan and i would like to make it public that monkey offers bjfan safe haven in the cage if it gets too much in the other forums. I believe in him as a person and a poster and what he is going for, im a fan of the circle jerk, posting of penises and talking of penises and no one does that like BJFAN.
Monkey fully endorses all that bjfan stands for and strives for.
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#77468 - 01/04/05 05:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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that's it, i leave the internet. you can find me with the kurds fleeing in terror somewhere.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#77470 - 01/04/05 05:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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fuck you! wait, what is the deal with the second picture? is he wearing some kind of diaper with a gloryhole cutout? it's like he's in underwear, but his penis is totally outside of the underwear. but he's wearing the underwear normally. i'll be calling 911 shortly..
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#77473 - 01/04/05 05:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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i think he may have glued a fake penis to the underside of them.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#77474 - 01/04/05 05:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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and can we find his parent's email addy? there's nothing worse than having a sicko for a child. except having a sicko with a small dick that he's deluded enough to be proud of...
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#77475 - 01/04/05 05:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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BJfan top quotes
"Nobody's critiqued my dick in comparison. I say me and smartt have a jerk off contest to see who can fire the most cum. Ha Ha!!! A joust maybe??"
"Ummm...no, it's just....I think we have a contest. You get Nicole Brazzel or some other hottie to talk dirty to us both...and we both see who wins."
"Gee...thanks. Now, I'm gonna be jackin off to these pics until 1/4/05."
"Yeah, I agree, squirt from orgasims is a turn on from girls. But squirt from piss is just sick. How will we know the difference though??"
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#77476 - 01/04/05 05:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
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he's responsible for every creepy thing ever said here. except for therock284, but i'm sure they're the same dude.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#77478 - 01/04/05 05:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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yes!
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#77479 - 01/04/05 05:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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i love the cage, where else can 12 posts in such terrible taste essentially about nothing come together in mere minutes and still be entertaining?
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#77481 - 01/04/05 05:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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hey, i'll meet you at denny's to talk about devinn lane then whip out our dicks when it just gets too unbearable not to? i'll be wearing my t-shirt, will you?
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#77482 - 01/04/05 05:59 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
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*Never Mind*
Edited by ChickenMaster (01/04/05 06:24 PM)
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#77484 - 01/04/05 06:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
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the weirdest and most disturbing aspect about the adt-shirt/denny's circlejerk2005 is that adt members sometimes use their real pictures as avatars. the idea of bono-one or morbidism getting aroused does about the same thing to my ability to get aroused as dumping 60lbs of live scorpions on me.
don't try to make a joke about the scorpions, it just isn't funny.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#77486 - 01/04/05 06:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
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the "pity arm around shoulder/kiss on cheek" is classic! you cannot get lower than that for 15 dollars and a signed photo!!
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
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#77487 - 01/04/05 06:08 PM
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Demon Spawn
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the "pity arm around shoulder/kiss on cheek" is classic! you cannot get lower than that for 15 dollars and a signed photo!!
Isn't that what Monstar does when he is not stealing the souls of toddlers?
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#77488 - 01/04/05 06:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
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who is this monstar? is he the same guy who decided this was the "monstar cage" a few months ago when monkey died? despicable usurpers!
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#77490 - 01/04/05 06:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
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whoa, it's a lou diamond-phillips/phillip michael-thomas hybrid after gorging themselves and rehab 45lbs later! that's hot.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
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#77491 - 01/04/05 06:18 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
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whoa, it's a lou diamond-phillips/phillip michael-thomas hybrid after gorging themselves and rehab 45lbs later! that's hot.
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#77492 - 01/04/05 08:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#77493 - 01/04/05 08:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#77495 - 01/22/05 05:22 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/16/03
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jamesn just thinks I'm cute that's all.
He told me that the only reason Pete Townsend got arrested for child porn was cause he borrowed his laptop.
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