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#77467 - 01/04/05 05:26 PM Monkey offers bjfan safe haven and support
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I am a fan of bjfan and i would like to make it public that monkey offers bjfan safe haven in the cage if it gets too much in the other forums. I believe in him as a person and a poster and what he is going for, im a fan of the circle jerk, posting of penises and talking of penises and no one does that like BJFAN.


Monkey fully endorses all that bjfan stands for and strives for.
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#77468 - 01/04/05 05:28 PM Re: Monkey offers bjfan safe haven and support
jamesn Offline
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that's it, i leave the internet. you can find me with the kurds fleeing in terror somewhere.
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#77469 - 01/04/05 05:29 PM Re: Monkey offers bjfan safe haven and support
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Come on james, tell me this doesn't do even a little something for you

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#77470 - 01/04/05 05:31 PM Re: Monkey offers bjfan safe haven and support
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fuck you! wait, what is the deal with the second picture? is he wearing some kind of diaper with a gloryhole cutout? it's like he's in underwear, but his penis is totally outside of the underwear. but he's wearing the underwear normally. i'll be calling 911 shortly..
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#77471 - 01/04/05 05:33 PM Re: Monkey offers bjfan safe haven and support
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is he wearing some kind of daiper with a gloryhole cutout? it's like he's in underwear, but his penis is totally outside of the underwear. but he's wearing the underwear normally





I think they are like old men underpants with bra hooks at the bottom in case of emergency.
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#77472 - 01/04/05 05:33 PM Re: Monkey offers bjfan safe haven and support
ChickenMaster Offline
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*Music* The only one for me is you, and you for me. So happy together.. So happy together..


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#77473 - 01/04/05 05:35 PM Re: Monkey offers bjfan safe haven and support
jamesn Offline
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i think he may have glued a fake penis to the underside of them.
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#77474 - 01/04/05 05:37 PM Re: Monkey offers bjfan safe haven and support
jamesn Offline
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and can we find his parent's email addy? there's nothing worse than having a sicko for a child. except having a sicko with a small dick that he's deluded enough to be proud of...
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#77475 - 01/04/05 05:39 PM Re: Monkey offers bjfan safe haven and support
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BJfan top quotes

"Nobody's critiqued my dick in comparison. I say me and smartt have a jerk off contest to see who can fire the most cum. Ha Ha!!! A joust maybe??"

"Ummm...no, it's just....I think we have a contest. You get Nicole Brazzel or some other hottie to talk dirty to us both...and we both see who wins."

"Gee...thanks. Now, I'm gonna be jackin off to these pics until 1/4/05."

"Yeah, I agree, squirt from orgasims is a turn on from girls. But squirt from piss is just sick. How will we know the difference though??"
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#77476 - 01/04/05 05:40 PM Re: Monkey offers bjfan safe haven and support
jamesn Offline
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he's responsible for every creepy thing ever said here. except for therock284, but i'm sure they're the same dude.
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#77477 - 01/04/05 05:41 PM Re: Monkey offers bjfan safe haven and support
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and can we find his parent's email addy? there's nothing worse than having a sicko for a child. except having a sicko with a small dick that he's deluded enough to be proud of...





Don't be naive, vegas is giving even money thats its pappy taking the pictures.
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#77478 - 01/04/05 05:41 PM Re: Monkey offers bjfan safe haven and support
jamesn Offline
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yes!
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#77479 - 01/04/05 05:43 PM Re: Monkey offers bjfan safe haven and support
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i love the cage, where else can 12 posts in such terrible taste essentially about nothing come together in mere minutes and still be entertaining?
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#77480 - 01/04/05 05:47 PM Re: Monkey offers bjfan safe haven and support
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i love the cage, where else can 12 posts in such terrible taste essentially about nothing come together in mere minutes and still be entertaining?






Well ADT apart from the terrible taste, but its unintentionally entertaining.
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#77481 - 01/04/05 05:55 PM Re: Monkey offers bjfan safe haven and support
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
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hey, i'll meet you at denny's to talk about devinn lane then whip out our dicks when it just gets too unbearable not to? i'll be wearing my t-shirt, will you?
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

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#77482 - 01/04/05 05:59 PM Re: Monkey offers bjfan safe haven and support
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*Never Mind*


Edited by ChickenMaster (01/04/05 06:24 PM)

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#77483 - 01/04/05 06:00 PM Re: Monkey offers bjfan safe haven and support
Smelly Monkey Offline
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hey, i'll meet you at denny's to talk about devinn lane then whip out our dicks when it just gets too unbearable not to? i'll be wearing my t-shirt, will you?







The cage needs more of that. More links to funny ADT threads.
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#77484 - 01/04/05 06:03 PM Re: Monkey offers bjfan safe haven and support
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the weirdest and most disturbing aspect about the adt-shirt/denny's circlejerk2005 is that adt members sometimes use their real pictures as avatars. the idea of bono-one or morbidism getting aroused does about the same thing to my ability to get aroused as dumping 60lbs of live scorpions on me.



don't try to make a joke about the scorpions, it just isn't funny.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#77485 - 01/04/05 06:05 PM Re: Monkey offers bjfan safe haven and support
Smelly Monkey Offline
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that adt members sometimes use their real pictures as avatars





Thats whats so great about it, most have the pictures of themselves with porn star of the moment with porn convention backdrop. Its fantastic.
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#77486 - 01/04/05 06:07 PM Re: Monkey offers bjfan safe haven and support
jamesn Offline
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the "pity arm around shoulder/kiss on cheek" is classic! you cannot get lower than that for 15 dollars and a signed photo!!
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#77487 - 01/04/05 06:08 PM Re: Monkey offers bjfan safe haven and support
ChickenMaster Offline
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the "pity arm around shoulder/kiss on cheek" is classic! you cannot get lower than that for 15 dollars and a signed photo!!




Isn't that what Monstar does when he is not stealing the souls of toddlers?

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#77488 - 01/04/05 06:10 PM Re: Monkey offers bjfan safe haven and support
jamesn Offline
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who is this monstar? is he the same guy who decided this was the "monstar cage" a few months ago when monkey died? despicable usurpers!
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#77489 - 01/04/05 06:15 PM Re: Monkey offers bjfan safe haven and support
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Classic


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#77490 - 01/04/05 06:17 PM Re: Monkey offers bjfan safe haven and support
jamesn Offline
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whoa, it's a lou diamond-phillips/phillip michael-thomas hybrid after gorging themselves and rehab 45lbs later! that's hot.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#77491 - 01/04/05 06:18 PM Re: Monkey offers bjfan safe haven and support
ChickenMaster Offline
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whoa, it's a lou diamond-phillips/phillip michael-thomas hybrid after gorging themselves and rehab 45lbs later! that's hot.





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#77492 - 01/04/05 08:20 PM Re: Monkey offers bjfan safe haven and support
Smelly Monkey Offline
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the "pity arm around shoulder/kiss on cheek" is classic! you cannot get lower than that for 15 dollars and a signed photo!!






I love those, but im in love with the fact that the guys think they are being sincere and that they might have a chance with them cause they buy their dvds every 3-5 months and took a shower that day.
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#77493 - 01/04/05 08:55 PM Re: Monkey offers bjfan safe haven and support
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Quote:

Quote:

the "pity arm around shoulder/kiss on cheek" is classic! you cannot get lower than that for 15 dollars and a signed photo!!






I love those, but im in love with the fact that the guys think they are being sincere and that they might have a chance with them cause they buy their dvds every 3-5 months and took a shower that day.





LOLOLOL! This board is cruel!
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#77494 - 01/04/05 09:23 PM Re: Monkey offers bjfan safe haven and support
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Registered: 11/14/04
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Classic





Damn, he's wearing more makeup than she is.
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#77495 - 01/22/05 05:22 AM Re: Monkey offers bjfan safe haven and support
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jamesn just thinks I'm cute that's all.

He told me that the only reason Pete Townsend got arrested for child porn was cause he borrowed his laptop.
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#77496 - 01/22/05 05:24 AM Re: Monkey offers bjfan safe haven and support
Smelly Monkey Offline
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jamesn just thinks I'm cute that's all.

He told me that the only reason Pete Townsend got arrested for child porn was cause he borrowed jamesn's laptop.






What does he mean by this james?
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