BJfan top quotes

"Nobody's critiqued my dick in comparison. I say me and smartt have a jerk off contest to see who can fire the most cum. Ha Ha!!! A joust maybe??"

"Ummm...no, it's just....I think we have a contest. You get Nicole Brazzel or some other hottie to talk dirty to us both...and we both see who wins."

"Gee...thanks. Now, I'm gonna be jackin off to these pics until 1/4/05."

"Yeah, I agree, squirt from orgasims is a turn on from girls. But squirt from piss is just sick. How will we know the difference though??"