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I see you have dropped a star arab, maybe he spent the last 2 days going from internet cafe to internet cafe to keep giving you 1 star in the hopes it would shatter you to your core to drop to 2 stars.




I don't think that was Corporal Klinger marshalling his army of sock puppets. Nicole Brazzle's fan posse (just keep pretending her camel toe is a dick, BJFan) probably did that. And yeah, I spent four or five days in a drunken stupor, wondering how I could face everyone with a paltry two stars concealing my nakedness. Then I thought about drilling holes in Smartt's head with a corkscrew and I felt much, much better.
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