Chicken! I love when you talk dirty to me! You make me feel alive!
In a world with slowly dwindling resources people like you are a drain.
I hope you choke to death on a piece of food alone in your house with the heater on. They will find you in a week, maggots and fly's crawling in and out of your bloated carcass. Poor little Buttmaster choked on a blueberry muffin and now is too rotted to have an open casket funeral.