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#76986 - 12/31/04 12:22 PM
Smelly Monkey- this you got to see
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Keep it in mind when you negotiate the buyout. http://anabolic.com/vids/faynersample.mpgMight have to cut and paste
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#76989 - 12/31/04 04:54 PM
Re: Smelly Monkey- this you got to see
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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I knew I was in Hell, just never had proof until now.
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#76990 - 01/01/05 04:21 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I could have lived without seeing that. 
I could have too. Imagine my surprise when I stumbled across it. Then I got to thinking, misery loves company so I posted the link.
No comment from the Monkey though, which has set some wheels turning in my brain.
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#76991 - 01/01/05 01:00 PM
Re: Smelly Monkey- this you got to see
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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If its the shit where he has his ass eaten by rosie o'donnell then i saw it when he posted it on his site ages ago. it was deeply disturbing so for that reason i won't be viewing it again, if its something else please tell.
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#76992 - 01/01/05 01:30 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/31/04
Posts: 764
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...is it ariana that he is alluding to with the marriage thing, or am I still high?
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#76993 - 01/01/05 01:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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What in the hell is that guy eating and what movie is that from, its fucking with my mind, love monkey.
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#76995 - 01/01/05 02:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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It looks like a Thai stick.
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#76996 - 01/01/05 03:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Where did you get it from then?. I want to fuck that guy soooooo bad.
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#76998 - 01/01/05 05:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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I hate wanker wang, he almost ruined porn, If i knew his parents tel number i would call them and tell them what their son does and then ask if i could film their first face to face with him after the news then release it as a bonus feature on a smelly monkey productions dvd and then put at the end captured by smelly monkey. UHH.
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#77001 - 01/03/05 02:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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That's a brilliant fucking idea. I have no idea what the traditional Korean punishment is for a son who shoves his digital camera up a hairy, obese Jewish man's ass but for some reason I'm thinking of a word that translates loosely as "Bukkake, only with flaming gasoline."
God, I just thought of Wanker Wang's face on fire. I touched myself.
Maybe we can get jules jordan in it, we can get him to do the ass tease thing that wanker loves so much, we see a smooth pale asian bottom, with long black stockings attached to crotchless panties and giant black high heels, we follow it from behind into a room, where it stops and turns around only to be wang's dad. Captured by smelly monkey, directed by jules jordan and wept over by wanker wang, how great.
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#77002 - 01/06/05 04:47 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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That's a brilliant fucking idea. I have no idea what the traditional Korean punishment is for a son who shoves his digital camera up a hairy, obese Jewish man's ass but for some reason I'm thinking of a word that translates loosely as "Bukkake, only with flaming gasoline."
God, I just thought of Wanker Wang's face on fire. I touched myself.
Maybe we can get jules jordan in it, we can get him to do the ass tease thing that wanker loves so much, we see a smooth pale asian bottom, with long black stockings attached to crotchless panties and giant black high heels, we follow it from behind into a room, where it stops and turns around only to be wang's dad. Captured by smelly monkey, directed by jules jordan and wept over by wanker wang, how great.
 LMFAO!! This is the funniest fucking thread I've seen since I started coming here as anything more than a anonymous pervert on extended vacation.
Wang's Korean? Is it possible he is part Mongolian too?
Let's get Wang drunk (shouldn't be too hard, I hear he's frequently 1-1/2 sheets to the wind --as opposed to 3 sheets--...fuckin boozer-ass-lightweight  )...then let's ask "Genghis" Khan Tusion to come up with a Meatholes scene whereby Kahn puts some Bok Choy, Brown Rice and Half a bottle of Kikoman in a blender, pours it an enema bottle and administers it up Wang's-passed-out ass, followed by a cork. Then, dump his ass on his parents doorstep so he releases the contents as he wakes up in their Asian Tiger Lilly flower bed next to the front steps.
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