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#76376 - 12/28/04 04:57 PM I hate ADT and challenge them to a brawl
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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i hate ADT and all it represents, i challenge all the posters to a brawl at the next porn convention, first we have a few loose ends to tie up, eg split posters. Heres how it works

jrv you go to the adt side, cleetus can hang with xxxpt (although i might be prone to taking a cheap shot at you when your back is turned, like my hunting knife 5 ddep in your back or something ;" then say something like, thats for insulting my cousin (chris walken spit in true romance)"

Kami is netural, jrv goes to adt, padova adt, jrv adt, grant michaels xxxpt, bishop xxxpt, jrv adt, garfield xxxpt, sammura up for grabs for both sides, jrv adt
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#76377 - 12/28/04 05:15 PM Re: I hate ADT and challenge them to a brawl
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
is this bare fists? hmmm with xxxpt having the only black guy....

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#76378 - 12/28/04 05:18 PM Re: I hate ADT and challenge them to a brawl
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
I want to be clear on where I stand, Im popping popcorn and hoping it gets bloody, I need every one to sign a release as I am taping this event for PPV on new years (im sure I can sell it) i will bring childrens asprin , im pretty sure garfield has some ben gay.

does xxxpt automatically get the military icon leaders?

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#76379 - 12/28/04 05:42 PM Re: I hate ADT and challenge them to a brawl
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
First of all I never said anything bad against your cousin, in fact, I said that I wanted to repeadedly hump her ( as long as she feels the same- with or without money changing hands)

I like the idea of the rumble though- I can wear my flight jacket and combat boots and mosh around the ring in a counterclockwise motion. Jeff could finally erect that boxing ring near the JM booth in Vegas and one more thing I want Kyoto on the xxpt side fo sho
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#76380 - 12/28/04 05:48 PM Re: I hate ADT and challenge them to a brawl
ChickenMaster 3 Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 12/27/04
Posts: 16
Bunch of fucking Brazilians at ADT.

What Makes A Good She-Male Flick

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#76381 - 12/28/04 06:15 PM Re: I hate ADT and challenge them to a brawl
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:

Bunch of fucking Brazilians at ADT.

What Makes A Good She-Male Flick



I was going to post "AIM testing" as an answer. But I like Mason's work, although if this is an effort to get a job at Evil Angel...
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#76382 - 12/28/04 07:44 PM Re: I hate ADT and challenge them to a brawl
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

im pretty sure garfield has some ben gay.






Ohh no, now you've gone done it again to themselves or something. Garfield will not appreciate this comment.

Quote:

First of all I never said anything bad against your cousin, in fact, I said that I wanted to repeadedly hump her ( as long as she feels the same- with or without money changing hands)




god damn you cleetus, i now have the image of my cousin with dracula for some reason.


Quote:

I want Kyoto on the xxpt side fo sho




true. He will be in the hannibal get up, sitting, his eyes moving across the floor. Man , he scares the shit out of me, he's pure hatred that comes from nowhere and then his love for cats, gives me goose bumps, i swear if i wasn't stuck in the sitcom mold i would write some preppy teen horror movie based on kyoto but then watch it be destroyed by people like freddy prinze jr and sarah michelle gellar.
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#76383 - 12/28/04 10:31 PM Re: I hate ADT and challenge them to a brawl
Monstar Offline
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
can i violate melly as part of the half-time show?
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#76384 - 12/29/04 08:29 AM Re: I hate ADT and challenge them to a brawl
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
I can say that this is the honest truth:

ADT people would probably talk tough and then bawl like pansy hairdressers at the first sight of blood;

XXXPornTalk people would probably punch below, to the left and all around the belt, bite, kick in the balls and have to be torn off their assailants with the aid of tazers and pepper spray.

Wank-0 could referree!
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#76385 - 12/29/04 08:32 AM Re: I hate ADT and challenge them to a brawl
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Well he already has the ref's shirt- cue silly wankus pic with whistle
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#76386 - 12/29/04 05:04 PM Re: I hate ADT and challenge them to a brawl
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
I get first shot at jrv.
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#76387 - 12/31/04 12:07 PM Re: I hate ADT and challenge them to a brawl
titsahoy Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 12/31/04
Posts: 6
I have been lurking on this site for the past couple of weeks and am saddened to see how negative some are towards the girls and to ADT. Wow you think they were stopping you from enjoying your porn and I just don't see that happening at all. Yes I belong to that site but have nothing againt any of you, I don't know any of you and never would resort to any sort of physical attack because you think there needs to be one. You want to say whatever you want about a girl regardless of how it might make her feel. That's cool I supppose but I'd rather enjoy a more civil discussion about a girl without being so hateful in my criticism whenver I had any. But feel free to say whatever you want, it really doesn't affect me in any shape, form, or fashion. And for those of you going to the AVN show I do hope you have fun, this will be my third trip out and I suspect this show will top even last years. I wish you all safe trips out and enjoy your time bashing the ladies to their faces if you have the balls to do it!

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#76388 - 12/31/04 12:18 PM Re: I hate ADT and challenge them to a brawl
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
You do know we are jesting don't you? Even the Monkey who will of course deny it.I have found that many people who post over there need to lighten up-
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#76389 - 12/31/04 12:35 PM Re: I hate ADT and challenge them to a brawl
titsahoy Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 12/31/04
Posts: 6
Yeah I sure hope it's in jest. I think it's great there are sites such as this and ADT where adult fans can go and find out about their favorite girl, studio, director, etc. Hope everyone has a safe and happy new year! Let's get ready for some fun in Vegas!!

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#76390 - 12/31/04 12:40 PM Re: I hate ADT and challenge them to a brawl
Mason Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 12/31/04
Posts: 13
I like your suggestion regarding AIM. It's a good one. Thanks.


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#76391 - 12/31/04 02:35 PM Re: I hate ADT and challenge them to a brawl
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

I have been lurking on this site for the past couple of weeks and am saddened to see how negative some are towards the girls and to ADT.



Who is this? Bono-one? I know it's not skronker.
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#76392 - 12/31/04 03:08 PM Re: I hate ADT and challenge them to a brawl
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
I wonder if they have been talking about this board over there lately Zen, I haven't seen anything but usually when it comes up new members join up. I hope so the more the merrier here.
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#76393 - 12/31/04 05:02 PM Re: I hate ADT and challenge them to a brawl
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
Quote:


I have been lurking on this site for the past couple of weeks




titsahoy please go back to lurking. If you don't understand the monkey cage or humor and entertainment in general you should stick to watching the parade go by. No shame in that.
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#76394 - 12/31/04 06:35 PM Re: I hate ADT and challenge them to a brawl
titsahoy Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 12/31/04
Posts: 6
No I understand humor just fine but what humor is there in trying to make an 18 yr old girl feel like shit literally? Help me understand that, I really would appreciate that. I have also seen a few parades and don't recall any mean spiritedness in those either. Could be just me

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#76395 - 12/31/04 07:42 PM Re: I hate ADT and challenge them to a brawl
Cerberus Offline
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Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
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Quote:

what humor is there in trying to make an 18 yr old girl feel like shit literally? Help me understand that, I really would appreciate that.



That they willing do it for $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Just my warped sense of humor.
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#76396 - 12/31/04 09:37 PM Re: I hate ADT and challenge them to a brawl
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

No I understand humor just fine but what humor is there in trying to make an 18 yr old girl feel like shit literally? Help me understand that, I really would appreciate that. I have also seen a few parades and don't recall any mean spiritedness in those either. Could be just me




You suck... ADT stooge shit. Could be just me but I would like to force you to fuck sammura at gunpoint.

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#76397 - 12/31/04 10:32 PM Re: I hate ADT and challenge them to a brawl
titsahoy Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 12/31/04
Posts: 6
Wow just because I like posting on ADT makes me a stooge shit? Ok to each his own I guess.

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#76398 - 12/31/04 11:40 PM Re: I hate ADT and challenge them to a brawl
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

Wow just because I like posting on ADT makes me a stooge shit? Ok to each his own I guess.




I hate people who push their morality on others.

A dumb whore who places her face in front of a camera and lets herself be known to the world gets everything she deserves. If she is cool like Kami then praise is rained down... now this:



God damn awful comes to mind. There is nothing wrong with being ugly, but being ugly and stupid enough to expose yourself to the world and cry when you get your flaws pointed out... well that's what dumb extravert whores do, need I say more.

If you don't like what's said in the cage then I suggest you join bjfan in a circle jerk thread in General Porn Talk or go back to the ultimate touchy feely PC fag fest called ADT.

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#76399 - 01/01/05 07:26 AM Re: I hate ADT and challenge them to a brawl
titsahoy Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 12/31/04
Posts: 6
Wow so if a girl has sex on camera that gives you free reign to say whatever you want regardless of how it might make her feel about herself? I'm not pushing anything except the idea these girls deserve a little more consideration for their feelings than I guess you want to give them. I posted in good faith and I don't see it warrants such an attack. You think a girl is butt ugly, that is fine, that is your opinion, another man's ugly is someone elses pretty and your assessment is no better than theirs, it's your opinion and like assholes everyone has one. You've expressed yours in verbal attacks which is sad but if it makes you feel more macho to do it go right ahead it doesn't affect me any.

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#76400 - 01/01/05 07:40 AM Re: I hate ADT and challenge them to a brawl
black ass motherfucker Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/04/04
Posts: 126
Hey, you're the knight in shining armor here to defend the honor of a few whores. I'm sure they feel redeemed now. Just remember one thing, they don't give a shit about you. You're punier then the string on their tampon in their eyes.

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#76401 - 01/01/05 08:04 AM Re: I hate ADT and challenge them to a brawl
titsahoy Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 12/31/04
Posts: 6
Another well thought out response, keep em cummin.

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#76402 - 01/01/05 10:11 AM Re: I hate ADT and challenge them to a brawl
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

Another well thought out response, keep em cummin.




It's swami, I know it to be true.

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#76403 - 01/01/05 10:30 AM Re: I hate ADT and challenge them to a brawl
Ivor Biggun Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
Quote:




God damn awful comes to mind. There is nothing wrong with being ugly, but being ugly and stupid enough to expose yourself to the world and cry when you get your flaws pointed out... well that's what dumb extravert whores do, need I say more.



Just shows what a difference a bad hair/skin/makeup day plus a lousy photographer makes. She looks ok in her World Modelling Profile (Well, except for that horrendous big ass ugly tattoo...)

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#76404 - 01/01/05 10:37 AM Re: I hate ADT and challenge them to a brawl
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Her face looks like shit in both pictures. She needs to go to a naturopath and eat healthier.

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#76405 - 01/01/05 10:46 AM Re: I hate ADT and challenge them to a brawl
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
And tattoos like that ought to be illegal. Seriously.
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#76406 - 01/01/05 10:49 AM Re: I hate ADT and challenge them to a brawl
Ivor Biggun Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
Quote:

Her face looks like shit in both pictures. She needs to go to a naturopath and eat healthier.



Her anaemic looking complexion could be related to the fact she started jacking up at the age of 15. Apparently, a friend in Narcotics Anonymous got her into porn.
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#76407 - 01/01/05 01:08 PM Re: I hate ADT and challenge them to a brawl
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
OMG at this point i don't even care that titsahoy could be a joke handle, he is great. I would give up my first born child if it was proved thats titsahoy=

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#76408 - 01/01/05 05:05 PM Re: I hate ADT and challenge them to a brawl
GARFIELD Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
HILARIOUS
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#76409 - 01/01/05 05:36 PM Re: I hate ADT and challenge them to a brawl
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
john before your girlfriend banned you from doing porn would you of fucked her if paid?.
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#76410 - 01/02/05 02:14 PM Re: I hate ADT and challenge them to a brawl
GARFIELD Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
the whore in the pic there....NO
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#76411 - 01/02/05 02:21 PM Re: I hate ADT and challenge them to a brawl
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

the whore in the pic there....NO




$10K?.
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#76412 - 01/03/05 08:26 PM Re: I hate ADT and challenge them to a brawl
GARFIELD Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
yeah for 10K...I would, but not for the East Coast rates of $300...fuck no
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#76413 - 01/03/05 08:39 PM Re: I hate ADT and challenge them to a brawl
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

yeah for 10K...I would, but not for the East Coast rates of $300...fuck no





What about $500 and lunch, my fianl offer.

monkey ceo of westcaost productions
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#76414 - 01/03/05 08:47 PM Re: I hate ADT and challenge them to a brawl
GARFIELD Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
how bout $1500, airfare, room & board(3nites) & accomodations
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#76415 - 01/03/05 08:54 PM Re: I hate ADT and challenge them to a brawl
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
$750, split the costs for bus fair, one night on a fold out sofa at my place and you get to pick from 3 different cereals for breakfast.
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#76416 - 01/03/05 08:57 PM Re: I hate ADT and challenge them to a brawl
GARFIELD Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
I'll pass
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#76417 - 01/03/05 09:06 PM Re: I hate ADT and challenge them to a brawl
Ivor Biggun Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
Quote:

how bout $1500, airfare, room & board(3nites) & accomodations



Get real. For a porno-cock-life-support-system, the only real consideration is the cost of the drugs required to get hard. $500 would more than cover it.
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#76418 - 01/03/05 09:09 PM Re: I hate ADT and challenge them to a brawl
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Get real. For a porno-cock-life-support-system, the only real consideration is the cost of the drugs required to get hard. $500 would more than cover it.






usually i would agree but have you seen that girl, its casper the friendly ho, her face looks like a dropped apple pie.
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#76419 - 01/04/05 01:47 PM Re: I hate ADT and challenge them to a brawl
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
Quote:

$750, split the costs for bus fair, one night on a fold out sofa at my place and you get to pick from 3 different cereals for breakfast.




3 cereals! I hate it when I find out men make more than me

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#76420 - 01/04/05 02:02 PM Re: I hate ADT and challenge them to a brawl
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
It's OK though girl because they are probably those bargain cereals with the sound alike names of the real brands that are sold in dollar stores
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#76421 - 01/04/05 02:11 PM Re: I hate ADT and challenge them to a brawl
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

It's OK though girl because they are probably those bargain cereals with the sound alike names of the real brands that are sold in dollar stores




pssst, Cleet, come here for a sec...

No, look this way. (Bornyo's hand on Cleet's shoulder). look man, don't be such a suck-up, it's unbecoming.

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#76422 - 01/04/05 02:12 PM Re: I hate ADT and challenge them to a brawl
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Better than I got he just put a white box, with black lettering that read "Corn Flakes", down on the table and said "bon apetit".

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#76423 - 01/04/05 02:24 PM Re: I hate ADT and challenge them to a brawl
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Quote:

Quote:

It's OK though girl because they are probably those bargain cereals with the sound alike names of the real brands that are sold in dollar stores




pssst, Cleet, come here for a sec...

No, look this way. (Bornyo's hand on Cleet's shoulder). look man, don't be such a suck-up, it's unbecoming.




Damn it why did you have to pat me on the ass (football player style) when whispering this to me
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#76424 - 01/04/05 02:43 PM Re: I hate ADT and challenge them to a brawl
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

Damn it why did you have to pat me on the ass (football player style) when whispering this to me




Just tryin to help bro, just tryin to help. Besides, I didn't pat you on the ass football player style til I sent you back in and said: "now get back in there and bash ADT!"

And now, back to our regularly scheduled program.

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#76425 - 01/04/05 03:44 PM Re: I hate ADT and challenge them to a brawl
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
dude i dont even get the cereal in the box. They give me the bagged shit called "Fruit o Fun"
unless I work for JM, they give me packs of crackers

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