Fuck it, ill take over lukeford.com if im paid. Since fayner is in the midst of a drug hell he can't awaken from and wanker has retired again (and not a moment too soon, end sarcasm) monkey will step in and take over lukeford. First of all, who owns the site and how much do i get paid, this isn't an attempt to boost my already overinflated ego its just when on the titanic, you try to save as many people as you can not to be a hero just because its whats needed to be done.

I ask you the readers and posters of the cage are your pro or anti this idea?. Poll time

Dammit I thought you were Wang, Steinburg

I'll pay you $7.41(it's all I have) to take over LF.com. If you take it over tell Scott to stay on vacation. Also redisign the website, god damn that layout sucks ass.

$7.41, very tempting, i mean after tax i should still clear $5 more then swami has during his 3 year stint at ksex. Who owns lukeford now? and they can't be happy with what fayner has done the past few months who else could run that site honestly and the way it was intended thats my concern, why shut it down, keep the traffic alive,

current poll results

9 in favor
1 not

I don't care one way or another, I get all my news from Monkey here anyway so either way I'm covered- even if it is all fake news it is still a lot more interesting.

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I don't care one way or another, I get all my news from Monkey here anyway so either way I'm covered- even if it is all fake news it is still a lot more interesting.

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yes but on lukeford i can reach a wider audience and i wouldn't tone it down, im sure to offend a lot more people there and i can bring new fresh things to the site for example, the weekly death threat emails, theres no limit.

i own it and it is for sale

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i own it and it is for sale

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okay fayner , unblock your barring of receiving private messages and lets work out a deal. Since you tend to piss on a thread and never to return to it i will have to post a new thread to get your attention.

Hell yeah Jeff, buy it.

I would suggest not buying it unless it gets huge amounts of traffic like it did in the old days. Maybe Luke will buy it back?
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Fayner made this post today:

Fayner Posts: I've been in hiding for a tad these days if you haven't noticed. I've not experienced another near-breakdown and decided to write under the name Not Fayner. Not Fayner is not me. It should be obvious this time. I know how to write. Not well, but I do have my moments...

Anyway, it's been pretty much four years since I began slaving in this painful business, four years I've resorted to harmful narcotics to soothe my agony from slaving in this painful business for four years.

I can just imagine the gloom one feels with ten years under their belt.

Chances are I'll be announcing my retirement from this site and from writing for Hustler and directing second-rate adult entertainment. Quitting all the extra-credit sexcapades with diseased harlots too.

There's other avenues to solicit, other industries to bother, other parts of my brain to visit.

It'll be a sad day for me, if this does happen. It probably will.

All depends on how many blow jobs I get next week in Nevada.

Don't cry for me, Argentina.

im interested to see what fayner is asking for it.

30 sheckels and a bone for Bandit

Way off i just heard what he is asking.

Ok, i'll try again - the first born son

Fayner and i wanted kids at one stage. We both have an empty void that needed to be filled but we probably would've left them in a trash can somewhere or something. Im tired.

All right I'm fresh out of corny jew jokes at the moment