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#76205 - 12/27/04 06:50 PM
West Coast vs East Coast
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I'm glad the BLACO shit died down, because it was like a SNL skit that burned up the joke in the first 30 seconds then kept on going for four minutes too long.
I will admit that, as an East Coaster, I look forward to the West Coast kicking in each night on this porn board. In all my life, porn is the only reason I can find for the U.S. to hang on to any territory west of the Rocky Mountains.
When I'm President, I will ship Garfield and Sammura out west, set up west facing artillery on the ridges of the Rockies and KILL KILL KILL, DYNAMITE everything that tries to climb or fly over the mountains.
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#76206 - 12/27/04 06:58 PM
Re: West Coast vs East Coast
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
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Bitch after taking one look at u in the pic u posted(where u look overjoyed to B next to pornwhores)....U NEVER HAVE THE RIGHT TO TALK SHIT ON ME EVER AGAIN  If I was as old, weak & fragile as u...I'd have killed Myself long ago 
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#76207 - 12/27/04 07:17 PM
Re: West Coast vs East Coast
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Bitch after taking one look at u in the pic u posted(where u look overjoyed to B next to pornwhores)....U NEVER HAVE THE RIGHT TO TALK SHIT ON ME EVER AGAIN
If I was as old, weak & fragile as u...I'd have killed Myself long ago
The thing about guys like me Garfield, is that we live long and happy lives. We don't die of heart attacks in our sleep at 43 like Reggie White or die like Lyle Alzado. I loved watching both those guys play the game but shit, I'd love them without all that shit.
Eat and inject your 'roids fuckhead, and your dick will continue to shrink.
Was it ever conclusively stated that the lucky handsome devil in that picture was me, or that the girls were whores? Hell no, cockbreath. But within 10 minutes I can prove that may or may not be me, and that those women may or may not be pornwhores (they're not).
Prove you are who you say you are, mr. self employed business owner transferred far away from home and starred in east coast pornos that aren't advertised or sold on the internet. Tool.
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#76208 - 12/27/04 07:39 PM
Re: West Coast vs East Coast
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
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I'm glad the BLACO shit died down, because it was like a SNL skit that burned up the joke in the first 30 seconds then kept on going for four minutes too long.
It was just too many words for me.
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I will admit that, as an East Coaster, I look forward to the West Coast kicking in each night on this porn board. In all my life, porn is the only reason I can find for the U.S. to hang on to any territory west of the Rocky Mountains.
When I'm President, I will ship Garfield and Sammura out west, set up west facing artillery on the ridges of the Rockies and KILL KILL KILL, DYNAMITE everything that tries to climb or fly over the mountains.
As an east of east coaster, I enjoy the time difference. For an insomniac like me, it is useful to see the east coasters put their views and the west coasters follow a few hours later. While you guys are having an evenings' argument, I am getting a nights entertainment.
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#76209 - 12/28/04 12:52 AM
Re: West Coast vs East Coast
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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I reapeat i love john garfield, he is what killttboy was trying to be. Where kyoto at?.
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#76210 - 12/28/04 03:59 AM
Re: West Coast vs East Coast
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I reapeat i love john garfield, he is what killttboy was trying to be.
Garfield reminds me of a puppy: bite hand that feeds him - NO. Sits down a second. Bites hand that feeds him again - NO. Sits down again. Repeat ad infinitum.
And before you even go there and threaten me with physical violence JG, I'll just tell you that you'd never get the chance. I carry a sweet little Kimber .45 at all times, and I'd cap you midswing of your first awkward 'roidarmed punch, and empty the clip in you before you crumpled to the ground. Of course it would be in self defense. I'd tell investigators to read your hateful posts here to show your motive.
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#76211 - 12/28/04 11:56 AM
Re: West Coast vs East Coast
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ADT regular
Registered: 12/27/04
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Posting death threats at imaginary people is fun. Almost as fun as yelling at your imaginary banker through your coke bottle phone.
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#76212 - 12/28/04 12:03 PM
Re: West Coast vs East Coast
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Posting death threats at imaginary people is fun. Almost as fun as yelling at your imaginary banker through your coke bottle phone.
You do that too?
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#76213 - 12/28/04 12:12 PM
Re: West Coast vs East Coast
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
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where the hell are you guys getting coke bottles
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#76214 - 12/28/04 12:16 PM
Re: West Coast vs East Coast
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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where the hell are you guys getting coke bottles
Mine fell out of the sky and hit me on the head. I've been trying to return it for some time now.
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#76216 - 12/28/04 02:10 PM
Re: West Coast vs East Coast
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ADT regular
Registered: 12/27/04
Posts: 16
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when i was a little girl there was nothing better than a bottle of coke, doesnt taste the same from plastic or tin 
Tin and glass has the best taste. All I had as a little boy was the ghost of Hermann Goering, he told me when to burn things.
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#76219 - 12/28/04 03:28 PM
Re: West Coast vs East Coast
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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Where I grew up they quit using them in the late 70s. Maybe it was different elsewhere.
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#76221 - 12/28/04 04:51 PM
Re: West Coast vs East Coast
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
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Where I grew up they quit using them in the late 70s. Maybe it was different elsewhere.
nope we had em in florida until 1990 it was an 80 cent return on the 8 pack
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#76222 - 12/28/04 04:53 PM
Re: West Coast vs East Coast
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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a whole thread on old coke bottles. Its threads like this that have made ADT what it is today, never underestimate the buying power of the 8-10 year olds then and thread power of pointless non porn related topics, i have never and hopefully never will.
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#76225 - 12/28/04 06:55 PM
Re: West Coast vs East Coast
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Mine fell out of the sky and hit me on the head. I've been trying to return it for some time now.
That was a reference to "The Gods Must be Crazy", which has to be the funniest movie ever made.
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#76230 - 01/01/05 05:29 PM
Re: West Coast vs East Coast
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
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bornyo...you're a BITCH, pussy's like u need to carry firearms to defend yourselves(besides $100 says if u were close to Me U'd B so nervous with the tool, u'd never get a round off)& We both know this, & there is no use in threatening u, u R more fun to talk shit about, b/c bitch's like u wish they were Me, were able to fuck the fine women I do, had My looks & My body...so keep hating fag
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#76232 - 01/02/05 06:45 AM
Re: West Coast vs East Coast
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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bornyo...you're a BITCH, pussy's like u need to carry firearms to defend yourselves(besides $100 says if u were close to Me U'd B so nervous with the tool, u'd never get a round off)& We both know this, & there is no use in threatening u, u R more fun to talk shit about, b/c bitch's like u wish they were Me, were able to fuck the fine women I do, had My looks & My body...so keep hating fag
I think I'm supposed to feel offended right now. I'll check and see when the laughing spasms stop. Good one Garfield
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