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I just think it would be funny, he doesn't really offer anything to the board



Monkey, this is a quote from Garfield regarding myself - did you:
a. Steal this from Garfield
b. You are Garfield, and fucked up your multiple ID's
c. Absorbed this phrase from Garfield like an anal creampie absorbs the HIV virus
d. None of the above- the phrase is already commonplace and a part of the lexicon of the internet as evidenced at www.wordspy.com

If the answer is "b", then my world is shattered and you are too funny for words.