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i'd start buying redlight shit, mafia ties and all, if someone assured me everhard had his genitals bitten off. fucking cave-demon ruins porn and shouts too much.
WAIT!!! <exagerated gasp of shock> You mean the MAFIA is actually tied to a porn company like redlightdistrict video??? No WAY dude! Get the fuck out of here!! 
No wonder Redlight is thriving....I actually liked some of their shit and thought their succcess (34 AVN noms...record sales) was due to good material, naive pervert that I am.
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