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hey, lsd ain't dead quite yet. actually, xanax is probably perfect for being rammed up the ass whereas if you fed the same girls holding onto tattered shreds of sanity a healthy dose of hallucinogens before a scene-there'd be no porn. you'd be scraping gauge off the ceiling because she decided wisely that everhard was "the cave-demon" and bit his genitals off before screaming and throwing her dislodged feces around. the last thing you want is these chicks to be hyper-aware of their reality.




Wait....you mean that fuck-tard in every fucking Redlightdistrict release named Erik Everhard ISN'T a cavedemon? That maniac is the ONLY thing I dislike about the No Cum Dodging Allowed series....what drug do you suppose he takes besides viagra?

Someone call Fluffy The Cave-Demon-Slayer and send her "Ever-tard's" picture and Address.
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