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#76061 - 12/27/04 08:35 AM
Re: where's melissa iron lauren?
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
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maybe shes having a great holiday
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#76062 - 12/27/04 08:45 AM
Re: where's melissa iron lauren?
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/07/04
Posts: 308
Loc: los chaos, CA
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good point, i didn't think of that, but she's been an infrequent visitor for awhile now.
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#76064 - 12/27/04 01:02 PM
Re: where's melissa iron lauren?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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#76068 - 12/27/04 04:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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#76069 - 12/27/04 04:28 PM
Re: where's melissa iron lauren?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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One wonders how you know this. Do you look at it every once in a while, think "I wonder if that still tastes like my ass?", then lick it to check?
I just get it up my ass so often...there s no doubt.
After the Nicole Brazzle and Ron Jeremy fiascos I'm afraid to get too excited about posts like this. I love the actress that appears as Melissa Lauren, but take everything else with a grain of salt. My pornwhore ex-lover who stole the meat out of my freezer when she moved out was the last straw.
Call me jaded, but any day I'm expecting to hear that Garfield's never done a porno.
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#76071 - 12/27/04 05:21 PM
Re: where's melissa iron lauren?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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In college a (tenured) professor showed up for class and complained that his wife had left him, and that she took the dog. Later guys at the front said they could smell he had been drinking.  I was towards the back and thought he seemed about the same as always, maybe just a little down about losing his dog.
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#76072 - 12/27/04 05:21 PM
Re: where's melissa iron lauren?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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When did you realize she took your frozen meat products? Was it immediate, like "Fuck! The whore is gone and she took my meat!" Or was it more like "Fuck, the whore is gone, but at least I still have my meat," and then a week later you wanted a half-pound burger and wept before the open freezer door?
Brother it was more like the latter... three days of drinking with my friends, them telling me how much better off I was. Sleeping on the couch with the TV on because the bed brought back bad memories. Finally snapping out of it, waking up with a terrible hangover, wanting to cook a damned ribeye on the jennaire to go with my grits and Texas Pete scrambled eggs.
Stagger to the kitchen scratching my ass through my boxers, open the freezer and say: "dayuuum, bitch even stolt my meat, ya'll!"
(PS, my brother and I had just gone in together on a whole fucking cow, man. I had to pay him back).
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#76075 - 12/27/04 06:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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That's fucking cold. You could have braced yourself if you saw it right away. And Christ, if you want a fucking ribeye steak, settling for chicken isn't going to do it.
Tell you what, I'm going to be near the Haitian neighborhood in a couple of days, Wednesday most likely. PM me this whore's name and I'll spring for an extra hex. I don't know, maybe they have a "buy one get one free" special for bulk hexing. Doesn't matter, that whore deserves to be haunted by Ogun and all of the other spirits for that. Fuck a guy? Fine. Don't touch his dog or his meat.
She's already porned out, and I'm sure hasn't been able to chew meat for the last year due to crack smoke damage to her teeth. I'm living back in the South now, raising my own beef cows. My brother has long been repaid. It was a learning experience. (One of which EVERYONE else here should take note).
That day I called a f'in cab and went to the Waffle House. After all, they sell more ribeyes than anyone else in the nation.
I have never looked back.
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it still tastes like ass... you dont want it to taste like yours.
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