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One wonders how you know this. Do you look at it every once in a while, think "I wonder if that still tastes like my ass?", then lick it to check?





I just get it up my ass so often...there s no doubt.







After the Nicole Brazzle and Ron Jeremy fiascos I'm afraid to get too excited about posts like this. I love the actress that appears as Melissa Lauren, but take everything else with a grain of salt. My pornwhore ex-lover who stole the meat out of my freezer when she moved out was the last straw.

Call me jaded, but any day I'm expecting to hear that Garfield's never done a porno.