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Oh and by the way..dont try to show up at my place pretending to be the cable guy. I have a Louisville Slugger right next to my door it still tastes like ass... you dont want it to taste like yours.


The scary thing is, she really means it.


I believe it absolutely, both what it tastes like now and what it would taste like after she got through with me if I knocked on her door uninvited.

Unlike the pretender "Mya", about halfway down http://www.pixandvideo.com/freetour/ - two baseballs bats seems impressive, but that one looks pencil-thick.
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