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Oh and by the way..dont try to show up at my place pretending to be the cable guy. I have a Louisville Slugger right next to my door it still tastes like ass... you dont want it to taste like yours.



One wonders how you know this. Do you look at it every once in a while, think "I wonder if that still tastes like my ass?", then lick it to check?
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