top 5 monkey ass-kissers:
1. smilingarab: seems to be ok, but really is such blatant buttlicker.
2. bornyo: latent homosexual in search of a man, so he comes out of the closet onto xxxpt with monkey on his mind.
3. melissa lauren: pretends she's not going out w/ bi brandon when she's on the board.
4. bishop: pretty much cool, but monkey actually kisses HIS ass instead.
5. all the other people who ass-kiss smelly monkey becauze they FEAR monkey.
killtonyttboy FEARS NOBODy!
believe dat!