Hello, I am Tyler's cock. I've finished my free range world tour, and I realize that I don't need that self centered, token porn negro, loser. Tyler's career in porn is over! Without me, he is useless. He was last seen stuffing the empty skin where I used to occupy with Nerf (tm). How sad. Attatched, you will find a picture of my gettin' ass in my first scene. As you can see, I don't need Caverject or WUD (tm), and I'm booked for the next two years straight. I'm on the cover of next months AVN Magazine, with my pubic hair trimmed into a sweet ass mullet. Nobody realy wants to see male talent in scenes anyway, just some fine ass bitch sucking of fucking the penis propper. All of you B.L.A.C.O. Inc, using faggots are hereby put on notice. Bishop, clean out your desk, cease & decist with the Astroglide. I'm runnin shit now...

Tyler's Penis
H.N.I.C
B.L.A.C.O., Inc.

Unlike Tyler, I will NEVER blow a scene, get Clamydia, or pop too soon. I Just tore up all the Vivid bitches in a reverse gang-bang. Tyler couldn't even keep his Vivid bookings from being cancled. I'm Blowin' the fuck up!!!!

Evil Penis
Puttin Niggas on notice
B.L.A.C.O., Inc.

I was afraid of this but it's even worse than I thought. Wait till Ty sees you got a mullet---.So it's goin down like that? So what you gon' be?A baller?shot caller? Brawler? Ty gonna whip that ass nodoubt taaa--doooww Im out
(did I just start rappin? naaah not even possible)

Nigga please! That bitch fights in the ring. I learned to survive during my 15 year stretch in Folsom. I'll grind myself down to a shiv, and shank that fool!

Evil Penis

Regulatin' shit
B.L.A.C.O, Inc.

I insist on inspecting this run away cock.