I'd like to give a little something personal to the board. Here's a picture of me at last years AVN show. We had a good time. If someone will post a link (again) telling how to embed a picture in a post I promise next time I'll do it.

I want a tierra

[quoteThis is an organized group of professionals. Kudos and Krispy Kreme donuts to whoever can guess who they are.

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Whores. Now give me the damn donuts.

Miss Whore of the World Pageant. Oh wait I think France already got that one.

I spelled it wrong it's a little crown

Tiara

tiara


tiara

LMFAO bornyo

Dayum. Bornyo looking mighty old in this pic. How old you say you are again? Near 50? lol.

Took you a long time to come up with that but congratulations. No one else has in many years. you read A LOT of my posts to find that.

You had a choice and you chose me to read.

I did a search for "Christmas."

Bornyo, I dont care how old you are or arent, but you went to AVN pimpin a pink shirt. Come on man.

Edit: is that Monica in the pic, or are there 2 sexy cross eyed colored broads in Vegas?

Real men call that salmon !

I tried that once wearing a similar color shirt. I caught more shit for calling it salmon than I did when everyone thought it was pink.

miami vice was still on then, right?.

Scratches stubble !

Ummmmmm, Meatz? The search function doesn't go back to 2004.

I didn't do the search that way, idiot.

You didn't find it by searching Christmas, either. At least not with this sites search software. Maybe with google.

And as I said in the original post, it's me at AVN. And it must be true because I posted it on the internet.

And for the sake of discussion, I contend that shirt is not pink nor salmon...it is orange.

It's a 5 year date RANGE.

The thing about that is, when most people use search engines like Google (or Yahoo, or Bing, etc.) they tend to use the word google generically: "I Googled 'Christmas.'" Just like "I Xeroxed it."




Hehehehe. Your frustration is telling.

This site has a good search, if you know how to use it.

I stand corrected. By Charin.

Cheers, Chuck I owe you a double.

Well, it's academic because he "didn't do it that way." Right?

correct. Bing.

I've never once been frustrated on this board.

So you're frustrated IRL, huh? Color me shocked.

Is it a button down Columbia shirt? Mine was once orange too, but it faded to a shade of gay.

Not sure but it looks like a run of the mill orange 100% cotton "golf shirt", or as you northerners call 'em, a "polo". That's appropriate AVN attire I think.

This is a hoot.

Hmmmm. Polo. Golf. You aint steppin down the level of gay.

Nothing says "I've got masculinity to burn" quite like a pink shirt. Gucci deck shoes, on the other hand, are strictly for faggots.

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tangent derail

Go cash your fucking welfare check, burnout.

Because this is a Christmas thread:

http://loudwire.com/christopher-lee-heavy-metal-classic-christmas-songs/

Just you settle down now, shorty. It's Christmas, and I'm sure this worthy immigrant has pissed away more money than you've ever had handed to you.

Also, because it's Christmas:

Huh? Go fuck yourself midget. Crack whore banging dwarf.

Call me what you will, but even I don't rock cuffs like that, Shorty.

Merry Christmas, Elf.

I'm a proud American citizen now, but on some threads in the past I've mentioned that I was a Canadian with a green card. Moving to the USA to collect welfare is pointless for a Canadian, and makes about as much sense as trying to open up a Porsche dealership in North Korea.

Shut up. I don't give a fuck.

^ Of course you don't. Which is why your attempts at trolling suck.

There ya go Nassim. Don't let that turd burglar own you like he does Bornyo.

Nice try, Jerkules, but you ain't trolling me. I'm onto your game...sweaty fat little kid...pokes the anthill with a stick, drops the little frog on it and steps back to watch. I ain't the ants or the frog. I'm your fuckin' old man in a wife-beater who yanks your ass up by the ear and takes you to task for being a sick fuck and torturing animals.

And the path of the righteous alit in a white haze. No Gucci.

I was never much into the torturing of animals, but you got the sweaty fat lil kid part right.

It was actually supposed to be more about egging Nassim on, but I couldn't help throw in the jab. I like Nassim and enjoy his contributions to the board. I'd just like to see what kind of bile he possesses, and Meat always seem willing to take a shot at whoever.

He's like the chimp w/ the AK-47, he don't necessarily understand the weapon at his disposal, but he knows when the trigger gets pulled damage gets did. Maybe if the chimp was blindfolded the comparison would be a little better.

I'm the trollee in this case, fucknuts. dumbass.

I think you are giving Meat too much credit, as a chimpanzee with an AK-47 is dangerous whereas Meat, well, I don't think he has figured out the trigger part yet. Meat is like a monkey smoking a cigar. It means nothing to us, but so much to them, pace Sascha Baron Cohen.

I don't know if I'm interested in bile. I've got a pretty button downed job, and anyone who has ever looked at my comics and illustration thread can probably figure out what my sense of humor is like. This is a place where I can write "nig nog " and not have to worry about being pink slipped by HR or banned by a mod.

Fixed that post for you. The only pictures you've ever posted are of those stupid deck shoes and the only thread you've bumped has Bornyo front and center. Not the Butt Thread, not the Redheads thread, not the Bad Ink thread, etc. Dozens of great threads going back years and years and you picked...Bornyo's vacation picture.

I have to take a shit. When I get back I'll let you know how it all worked out.

^ I've just called you a faggot, and earlier I compared you to a monkey smoking a cigar, because I thought it was insulting to chimpanzees playing with AK-47s to compare them with you in terms of intelligence. If that is the best you've got, why bother typing anything at all?

I missed that one. Why don't you bump it for me...bitch. You haven't got me rev'd up yet. Don't worry...you'll know when you do, cocksucker.

Meat "flames" like an engineer. He may have been telling the truth about that considering everything else he's said related to his field is clueless and retarded. Then there is his crippled fashion sense that equates status to how much money for which you let yourself be fleeced.

All in all, I'd rather be that happy guy in the OP wearing the orange or pink shirt surrounded by women that look like they want to be there. For Chrissake, there's even [paging fatman] TWINS [/paging fatman] in that photo.

You dress like a fucking faggot Bornya. Tell me again how all that rebar will get "digested" asshole. Fucking grunt, dumbass.

Ouch. That hurt. No really.

nassim, you're a hopeless fucking cunt. Stick your head in a microwave.

So you're saying you want TWO black eyes?

Why don't you go fuck nassim, grunt.

Whoah! I think a replacement for Don Rickles has been found! You just took me to the "Jerk Store" again.

I don't do retail biddness, so I don't have a store.


Hmmm. Fatman. I hope the dude is above ground. And I hope his Porn Seed Bank is in safe hands.

Why you bringing Don's name into this? He ain't gonna help you. Faggot. In fact, he's more likely to spread his incontinence cream on your toast.

Bornyo looks incredibly like Kurtwood Smith in that photo. If we ever cross paths, Bornyo, you'd be doing me a giant disservice by not screaming, "I WORK FOR DICK JONES!! DICK JONES!!" and proceeding to spit blood in my face while throwing yourself through panes of glass.