I would like to take this opportunity to chastise you mean boys for being so immature. So what if Nacho spent several days with his camera lens inches away from the genitals of two men engaged in hot gladitorial love? He's an artist, and it pays well. When he embarks on his second career as a prison punk, these lessons will serve him well.

A technical question, Nacho: when you were shooting that one dude totally topping out on the other, what did you do to get a really great scene out of them? Was it the usual chatting up, the "Yeah, baby, take that hot slab of manmeat"? Or did you go through it with them before hand and let their passion take the scene where it may? I'm just wondering because I think the whole "ho-slapping latino crossing over to overt homosexuality" trend is the new black and you're really a trailblazer here.