As your fans, Nicole, we love you too, and want to be here for you in this trying time of posting private letters publicly and loading up a .357 Magnum and blowing off another one of your toes.

In fact--guys, forgive me for spilling the beans on this one--we've put together a little poem, a song, an ensemble piece, really. I wrote the lyrics for it myself.


Smiling Arab:
There's a hole in my heart, as deep as a well,
for that poor little girl who lost her fiancée in hell.

Bornyo:
Though we can't bring him back, we'll do the next best thing

Smelly Monkey:
We'll go on TV and sing, sing, sing!!!

All together!
We're sending our love down a well!

Zenman:
All The way down!

All together!
We're sending our love down a well!

Zenman:
Down that well!

Etc, etc.
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