Shares of BLACO stock shot through the roof today when sex-pot -starlet Gen Padova was made the new spokes-model.
Reading a prepared statement and answering no questions a seemingly tense Padova said."I used to belive all drugs were bad until BLACO used their drug proceeds to pay-off my moms house,add in that WUD allows Tyler Durden to become almost noticeibly erect and I think that everyone should try it!"
Transgender-meglomaniacal-chief-of-the-hoard Tyler Knight(oddly enough standing at an angle)adds"We think Gen is totally fuckin hot,and if the intel that nasa has on my penis is correct,and it survives re-entry I'm totally going to fuck the living shit out of her!and anyonewho wants to have a shot at that should try "New Improved Wud"sure to take you on a ride to remember.
Sec,Bar-None Bishop added "We will keep the campaign so simple that a retard will know Wud means you can fuck Gen.(I know I didn't say that shit out loud)and when informed that he did indeed mention retards being tricked stated(fuck I meant to think that!)We also got the handle on that exploding implant thing so come on in for retro-fitting!"
"Let's have a look at the ad"(Bishop's platinum and diamond encrusted shoulder-to-wrist,custom rolex sleeve drops thru it's cashmire sling and splinters the podium into tooth-picks,good thing Tyler was standing at an angle!)

Gen sees you without WUD

Gen notices you've injected your WUD

Gen lets you use Wud on her-

-again and again!

Gen-either saying goodbye-or perhaps hello the next time she sees you,because of WUD

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Hucking Filarious posts bishop...

Fuck that and fuck gen padova, because i wouldn't. I quit.

Cool! This is what I think right about now!

Welcome to B.L.A.C.O. Gen! Along with your role as Spokesmodel, I would like to appoint you to a position in our Covert Ops Division. I believe "Head Of Head"... I mean "Secret Police" is perfect for you. Your duties include exposing all the caverject shooting, woodless, half-fag hacks, and extorting them into using B.L.A.C.O Inc. products such as WUD (tm), or the Bionic Impailer (tm). You will be compensated by daily sexual harassment from your co-workers, an JKP stock.
Our intel has it, that evil North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Il, has recently been spotted on Jim South's www.worldmodeling.com
website as new male talent. Rumor has it that he is Nacho Vidals first contract star. Perfect!!!! Your first operation, code name "Dirty Commie Whore", is a snatch and grab job. Aprehend him while he is doing ass to mouth, and convert him into a client. He should love the Man Lens (tm)!

Tyler H. Knight
Chairman of the Horde
B.L.A.C.O. Inc.

Do you guys sell Black Soap?

This is for Smelly Monkey cuz I know he likes the sausage! Merry X-mas Monkey. hehehe

For some reason I am turned on by this pic.
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That's Gen as spokesmodel for The Bionic Impailer (tm).

Tyler
EX-BLACO Chairman